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So, have you ever been walking down the street one day, just minding your own business, when suddenly out of nowhere about 100 homosexual men started chasing you! Haha, that sounds like insanity right? But it happens, daily. 🌈🏃‍♂️ So, there was this straight guy, let's call him Alex. One sunny day, Alex was strolling through the city when he unknowingly stumbled into the middle of a vibrant gay pride parade. 🌈 The colorful floats, lively music, and joyful atmosphere caught him by surprise, but he decided to embrace the unexpected experience.

As Alex continued walking, he noticed a group of people following him. At first, he thought they were just enjoying the parade like everyone else. But as he turned a corner, he realized that about a hundred homosexual men from the parade were now chasing him! 😄

Confused and a bit startled, Alex picked up his pace, hoping to find a way to diffuse the situation. Along the way, he encountered various obstacles like street performers, balloon animals, and even a marching band. The chaos and hilarity ensued as Alex weaved through the crowd, with the parade participants keeping up the chase.

Meanwhile, the police had been alerted about the commotion and arrived at the scene. As soon as they understood the misunderstanding, they couldn't help but chuckle. They kindly explained to the parade participants that Alex had simply stumbled into the parade by accident and was not actually a homosexual man looking for penis

With a mix of relief and laughter, everyone realized that it was all just a big misunderstanding. The parade participants, the police, and even Alex himself had a good laugh together. This unexpected mishap became a lesson in acceptance and embracing diversity. 🤗🌈

And so, the day ended with smiles, new friendships, and a memorable story that would be shared for years to come. The lesson of acceptance spread far beyond that parade, reminding everyone of the importance of embracing one another's differences and celebrating USA law in all its forms. 🌈💙💚💛🧡💜❤️
 
The truth is... how do i say this... Do you know what a fetish is ? ... I've got a little fetish... This is... well,uh... with girls... Do you know what a bug-bite fetish is...? When a girl's arms or legs or something gets bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me! That's all! Don't tell anybody! Ah, i knew it! I take it back! I told you i'd wish i hadn't said it! If you tell anyone what i said, i'm gonna make you wish a lotta things..... don't ever tell anyone....
 
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The foes of freedom keep trying to take this site down. It's getting tiresome.

It's wat how "furries" can even find "furry" characters sexually attractive in the first place. Like "Chris Chan" being clearly turned on by Sonic-style cartoon hedgehogs.
 
Jeremy reached underneath his bed for his baseball, but instead, he felt something warm and fuzzy. He pulled out a small, furry creature, completely unknown to science. The animal was wide-eyed with wonder.

"Whoa, what are you?" he asked.

The creature hummed happily. "I'm from the Toy Tickle Galaxy, a place far, far away. I got lost, and I found myself here."

Excited at the prospect of a new friend, Jeremy exclaimed, "Let's have an adventure!"

As they giggled and explored, the evil government agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, led by Agent James Comey, hunted them both down. "We've got to capture this thing and murder that child before word gets out," he grumbled to his team.

The two narrowly escaped capture, but the creature's people arrived to take him home. "I don't want to go," the animal groaned, hugging Jeremy.

As they said their goodbyes, the Alien Species' leader, with a gentle smile, said, "Thank you, Earth Child, for teaching us the meaning of love. You've both shown us how to care for others."

Then, with a soft shimmer, their flying saucer vanished, leaving Jeremy behind, overcome with a bittersweet blend of happiness and loss.
 
Red dot sights, akin to Satan's butthole, carry symbolic weight, representing a concealed source of power and control. The red dot, like the devil's butthole, symbolizes calculated and targeted influence.


Similar to the allure of Satan's realm, the red dot's glow exudes a captivating charm, luring individuals into its tactical web. This allure is a strategic advantage, compelling others to align with the possessor of this metaphorical butthole.

In conclusion, the metaphorical link between red dot sights and Satan's butthole underscores the calculated, strategic, and influential nature of the wielder. It suggests a mastery that transcends conventional morality, aligning with Machiavellian principles that advocate for whatever means necessary to achieve and maintain power in the complex tapestry of human affairs.
 
No matter who you are, how you dress, how you act, what you do or how you live, there is someone who is back biting you and talking shit right now, and there isn't a single thing that you can do to stop it.

Welcome to the human species. You are made of the same shit and blood as all of us. You are not special.
 
Well there it is, she stormed off in anger and made another big awkward scene. Probably a reoccurring theme throughout her life. No more bouncy dark hair, no more watching her walk around in adhd pinball mode starting small random tasks and never finishing them. No more the smell of her perfumes or the sound of her singing to her blown out cellphone speakers on occasion. I would think that these sorts of things would no longer bother me if not for the fact that i know that to not be true etc.
 
NES geme informal 'Miss peach the world' ofNINTENDO was played in the TV program style. Continuation has been opened to the public on the homepage.
 
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Ah. Time to get it out, indeed. I'm really messed up and high, so here goes nothing.

I appreciate waiting so long to be intimate with a woman. I didn't explore pornography and it has made exploring sexuality with my more experienced wife so hot. She is so dirty, and I love it. She is also awesome at the critical partner things, but she is so hot. No one could ever make me cum like her. No one could ever wholly have me like she could.

I have always been very guarded about that part of me, but someone else should appreciate how amazing she is. And that is as much as I will ever be willing to share her. You're welcome.
 
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