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"You can persecute us you can even kill us. BUT WE WILL NEVER CAPITULATE!"
Bowser: *laughs evilly*

Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Bowser. *begins reading note*

Dear, Pesky Plumbers

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Mario: "We got to find the princess!

Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us!

Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.
 
This cat lives rent-free in my fucking head.

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Nah, telling people the truth is always the kinder option.

Imagine if these idiots only spent time in their echo chamber only hearing what they wanted to hear. They'll either end up disgraced, depressed or dead.
I'm not talking about being nice you fucking retard

by cruelty I mean forcing me to read shitty posts like yours
 
Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions to keep yourself busy so you don't think about the harsh realities of life for a second?
I can ride roller coasters, meet new friends, and spend time with my family all day long. It doesn't change the fact that the Sun is just going to explode, and all this was for nothing.
 
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I would like to order an Uber that is capable of returning me to the beginning of the 1990s. Actually, make that the mid-80s. I want to speak to my grandfather again.
 
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