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My fellow Americans, we are living in strange, dark times. They are about to get stranger and darker. As you know, last year, Christian Weston Chandler, the hand drawn original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and all the other electric hedgehog Pokémon, had sex with his own mother. This started the cataclysmic event known as the dimensional merge, long prophesized by Chris. Our timeline has been corrupted. There was a reason so many people worked tirelessly to prevent Chris from completing his lovequest. It was to prevent this catastrophic event from happening. Things first started to go awry in 2012 when Chris had sex with Mia Hamm, despite the heroic efforts of Marvin the Pickle Suited Nigger. After that, there were some bright spots, but unfortunately, real life and the internet are quickly reaching a singularity. I wish I could give better news, but that’s the straight truth.

Enjoy what you have now, because things are going to get worse before they get better.

I hope this is not goodbye.

@Colonel Gaddafi
@Marvin
@Matt Damon
@Android raptor
@Law
@A1 Steak Sauce
@WolfKiller

I’m gonna miss y’all. Big ups. Respek.
I hope this isn’t goodbye.
If there’s a trial, I’ll be there.
 
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Dumb fucking retarded troons have to ruin everything!!!!!!!!
 
I kinda want to do a parody song of that Tenacious D tune about they tried to stop the metal. But it's about they tried to stop the farms.

Reply with lyrics, I might do it.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:

My fellow Americans, we are living in strange, dark times. They are about to get stranger and darker. As you know, last year, Christian Weston Chandler, the hand drawn original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and all the other electric hedgehog Pokémon, had sex with his own mother. This started the cataclysmic event known as the dimensional merge, long prophesized by Chris. Our timeline has been corrupted. There was a reason so many people worked tirelessly to prevent Chris from completing his lovequest. It was to prevent this catastrophic event from happening. Things first started to go awry in 2012 when Chris had sex with Mia Hamm, despite the heroic efforts of Marvin the Pickle Suited Nigger. After that, there were some bright spots, but unfortunately, real life and the internet are quickly reaching a singularity. I wish I could give better news, but that’s the straight truth.

Enjoy what you have now, because things are going to get worse before they get better.

I hope this is not goodbye.

@Colonel Gaddafi
@Marvin
@Matt Damon
@Android raptor
@Law
@A1 Steak Sauce
@WolfKiller

I’m gonna miss y’all. See y’all space niggers.
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No batty boys in Jamaica. No batty boys worldwide! Much love brother.
 
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I guess in all seriousness, I want to say some things:

If my unkind words ever genuinely caused distress, I'm sorry. I care about some of you a lot, and I care about a lot of you. I'm very glad for the friends I've made on this site, and I hope everyone on this website finds peace and happiness. I've learned a lot from the people here, and Kiwi Farms has reaffirmed my beliefs the world needs a balance of justice and forgiveness and freedom and order.

@Null - You and I are fundamentally different men, but I hope when the time comes, I can stand by my principles the way you've stood by yours. I look up to you for that. God bless you.
 
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