Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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It's odd that he said he wanted to retire by getting cancelled, but when he finally did get cancelled he keeps doing the Dilbert strips?
Lot of people try retiring then get bored and try getting some minor job to pass the time and to give them a routine.

Scott's at an age where it probably would feel really weird to just stop doing his cartoon completely, so it may be pretty nice to him to keep at it, but not have to worry about some minor jokes getting him in trouble with a newspaper anymore.

Also probably seems like a decent amount of money that would be stupid to pass on. He has a following that's pretty devoted to watching nearly every stream of his every day who would get a kick out of being his paypigs.
 
The fact that these aren’t even boondocks tier racist implies he’s expecting to have them printed in major newspapers someday soon.

He's able to be edgier than what newspapers would allow, but doesn't mean he can go beyond what Amazon, twitter, and Locals would allow or else he'd really have no new income coming in. Could still sell kindle books for example.
 
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Here’s the March 17th strip, along with the 18th that was accidentally posted early. Seems to be the start of a storyline. 59245BE0-8094-44C6-B8E4-DE23CCD00A09.jpegD300AA77-D1F5-43C2-B7E8-C3C295FD7E08.jpeg
Mostly just the normal pattern of
Panel 1: Dogbert announces evil thing
Panel 2: Elaborates
Panel 3: Someone questions it, Dogbert doubles down
I’m not exactly sure what his angle is with this Twitter commentary. It feels both too late, and too generic. It feels like he’s just putting names and ideas in at random to be relevant.
 
Scott Adams will be even more litigious now that his primary revenue streams have been cut off. Adams has grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and I strongly doubt the man is psychologically prepared for sudden and complete financial catastrophe. Realization will hit home soon--if it hasn't already--and once it does, Adams will try scheming his way out of it. He knows he'll need to grovel (that's a given), but he also knows a simple, reflexive bending of the knee won't be enough.

Redemption arc, he'll think. Apology tour.

As a first move, it would make tactical sense for Adams to go after Kiwi Farms--my bad, sorry: 'the evil racist Nazi hate site Kiwi Farms'. The Woke Left would love him for it. An army of neurotic clownshow furries, pederasts, and troons would embrace him as one of their own: gooble gobble gooble gobble one of us! One of us!

I can see it play out as if it's already happened.
I disagree. Scott Adams made stupid real fuck you money off Dilbert. Remember that little comic strip that ran for what 30 years, had tons of published books, a network cartoon that had two seasons, and finally he was doing speaking engagements until 2016. His career is a fraction compared to Mike Judge or Matt Groening, but if you have even 5% of those guys net wealth you're fucking set.

He has what can be considered an upper middle class house in California. He divorced twice no children. The dude is fine.

Remember he foreshadowed that he was going to get cancelled, he made a tweet. Sure he's not flawless he lost his shit when Zykon Ben Garrison roasted him in one of best comics Ben has ever made. But he doesn't care, and most of all there's no fucking grounds for Scott to sue Kiwifarms, public figures have a way higher bar to win defamation and Kiwifarms is a comedy forum. Autistic shitposters like me are not bound to any Journalism, Wikipedia will never cite me.

Btw I got one last theory on why Scott did this, he doesn't want Dilbert to be corrupted. Chances are whoever inherits the rights to Dilbert when Scott is gone would have done the same shit Tolkein's estate did when Christopher Tolkein died and sold it off to be whored out. Dilbert is now an indie comic and it's gonna die with Scott. And that is seriously the coolest positive to cancel culture.

Makes me wish Bill Watterson would utter an N-Bomb so Calvin and Hobbes will stay unmolested when he dies. Likewise I hope Trey Parker and Matt Stone made it clear in their last contracts South Park only exists with them in charge.

I dunno Scott, I'm envisioning the most brilliant version of the Dilbertman. He might not be up to my idealized version but I know for certain he's got way too much hubris to ever try to uncancel Dilbert, it'd be a fool's errand anyway.

You want an example of what happens when a comic strip is permitted to go on after the creator dies? It turns into total trash. A great example of this is the early 20th Century Comic Strip Gasoline Alley.

For those who would never bother to research old comic strips Gasoline Alley is quite possibly the most inventive American works of cartooning and definitely for its time. Gasoline Alley's creative gimmick was that the characters as aged along with its readership. What started as a silly strip of a mechanic adopting a baby left on his doorstep wound up having the characters age into old men. I think besides boring ass lefty circlejerk Doonesbury no other strip ever dared use such a gimmick. But that's not all the creator of Gasoline Alley was a brilliant artist and I assume the best newspaper funnies artist of his era. This one Sunday strip blew me away with the protagonists going into the world of art decades before Mario 64.
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So why don't you ever hear about Gasoline Alley when other old works of pop art get the respect they deserve like The Addams Family? Because after the creator retired/died it was handed off to your run of the mill comic strip artists and now only a handful of people under 70 remember the strip. The same thing could have happened to Dilbert. And btw Dilbert is fucking garbage compared to Gasoline Alley but what made Dilbert popular was that Scott could make amusing observations on society.
 
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Here’s the March 17th strip, along with the 18th that was accidentally posted early. Seems to be the start of a storyline.View attachment 4804790View attachment 4804786
Mostly just the normal pattern of
Panel 1: Dogbert announces evil thing
Panel 2: Elaborates
Panel 3: Someone questions it, Dogbert doubles down
I’m not exactly sure what his angle is with this Twitter commentary. It feels both too late, and too generic. It feels like he’s just putting names and ideas in at random to be relevant.
Has his Ws always looked like saggy tits or the balls of a dick? Everything else is sharper, even the M.
 
Has his Ws always looked like saggy tits or the balls of a dick? Everything else is sharper, even the M.
I can confirm via Google image searching he's been using that font since 2004 the one strip from the early 90s is totally different.
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Btw you do know Dilbert is made digitally. Scott's Wikipedia page from a decade ago had a section on this but Scott has some weird as hell neurological disorder that rendered him mute for a period of time and unable to draw. He probably makes the strip with a tablet and photoshop.

I only remember this account because it gave me the impression Scott would be dead and I'll probably get autistic tonight and research I'm 99% sure Scott will tell you he cured with his hypnosis mumbo jumbo he used to promote. I love nonsense like that and Dr. John Sarno's book on curing back pain.
 
I can confirm via Google image searching he's been using that font since 2004 the one strip from the early 90s is totally different.
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Btw you do know Dilbert is made digitally. Scott's Wikipedia page from a decade ago had a section on this but Scott has some weird as hell neurological disorder that rendered him mute for a period of time and unable to draw. He probably makes the strip with a tablet and photoshop.

I only remember this account because it gave me the impression Scott would be dead and I'll probably get autistic tonight and research I'm 99% sure Scott will tell you he cured with his hypnosis mumbo jumbo he used to promote. I love nonsense like that and Dr. John Sarno's book on curing back pain.
I remember some of that arc and iirc he did “cure” himself of his “disease” whatever it was. Probably precovid.
 
I only remember this account because it gave me the impression Scott would be dead and I'll probably get autistic tonight and research I'm 99% sure Scott will tell you he cured with his hypnosis mumbo jumbo he used to promote.
I remember some of that arc and iirc he did “cure” himself of his “disease” whatever it was. Probably precovid.
It was a long time before covid, if I remember right, some time in the 00s. Scott had been taking about it on his blog for years (that used to be on the main dilbert.com site), unfortunately if nobody archived it may be gone forever. He had a problem with is hand (dystonia) and then lost his voice (dysphonia). He also used to write about how he had a dream that he would be successful if he moved to California, so just did it and then became successful (an early version of his "we are living in a simulation" sperging), and his "theory" of humour, which led to me understanding that some of what I had thought was sarcasm or hyperbole was actually his sincere opinions.
 
And what was that?
I remember The Dilbert Future’s last few chapters were dedicated to weird stuff like affirmations and that gravity happens because everything is getting bigger. God’s Debris was when I realized he was starting to go off the rails a bit.

He always espoused some oddball views, he would just couch them behind "it’s just a thought experiment, these are not my opinions” so he could backpedal if he was wrong. But I think in hindsight it’s obvious that he actually believes in all that.
 
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Imagining the edgelords signing up for sharp race realism only to get jokes about bureaucracy that Yes, Minister did better in the 80s.
If we didn't have evidence of Clott doing these strips live I'd swear he just stuck a new name on top of existing pasteurized processed syndicate food.

Hell he didn't even add a little box "Wally is the new head of DEI" which would make it 90000% more scandalous.
 
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