Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I wouldn’t wish ass cancer on anyone.

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

I know Scott(Clott) is a cringe fedora atheist that used the simulation to cope with his stupid worldview, but I hope he makes peace with God while he still has time....

But that's up to him now...

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Committing suicide instead of opting for hospice would be totally be within his character. Maybe he'll even livestream it for a dramatic flourish.

I would not put it past him to stream his California-approved medical suicide. That would be a great way to end the thread, and I think most of his KF critics would appreciate the content even if they don't like the guy.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Scott spent decades believing that he could gain life everlasting through a computer recreation of himself that would be upgraded for millions of years as technology advanced and become godlike, then, in his later years without a wife or children of his own, he started talking more about "robot babies" before admitting his new plan, instead of eternal salvation through machinery, was to have a robot son survive him. Looks like he's getting neither.

As he nears his death and contemplates taking the easy way out, there's no mention of the simulation or selling his soul as an NFT or his roboson. Faced with the unnegotiable reality of terminal cancer, it seems he's been forced to make his peace with the fact there isn't really any way out but dying. He mentions that he'll continue the streams, which were previously meant to train models off of to resurrect him in future, but he doesn't seem to be harping on that anymore

The most cringe he got was saying he's unusually tough, and that, because he's psychic, he saw last year that the future after Trump's reelection was black, before he knew the cancer was terminal, so he says he knew before his time was coming, but from the phrasing it seems clear the cancer was diagnosed before this, in which case, of course he'd be afraid of dying and that fear would manifest in his drug induced hallucinations!

I’m glad that Scott doesn’t have genetic children. So many comic strips that have gone on way too long are continued by the children of the original creator. There’s a good chance we’d see that if he had children.

Well, he’s going to be with his stepson now.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It just occurred to me Scott's been a vegan for decades because meat is "carcinogenic"

It was especially cruel of fate to give him cancer so that he'll die knowing he might as well have enjoyed steak

 

[EzRolling]

The Dilbert TV show had a lot of solid humor from what I recall, but considering he definitely made enough money from his success in comics I can’t say it was any sort of travesty to not last.

He does look fucking awful though. Granted living near 70 is a solid run at life.

 

[urr13 account]

Took the vaxx blast right up the ass and now his anus is cancerous. Many such cases.

I wouldn’t wish ass cancer on anyone.

For real, has to be one of the worst cancers and seems to commonly only get diagnosed quite late stage 3 or even stage 4 since it is inside so by the time people find out they have cancer the doctors are just like "there's too much to cut out, you're basically fucked."

As I've always said Null should provide kiwifarms users annual colonoscopies.

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

The Dilbert TV show had a lot of solid humor from what I recall, but considering he definitely made enough money from his success in comics I can’t say it was any sort of travesty to not last.

He does look fucking awful though. Granted living near 70 is a solid run at life.

The first season had an overarching plot with a conclusion. It was pretty good. The second season went completely episodic sitcom style and on top of it the plots were just awful. I tried rewatching it last year and made it through S1 decently entertained but I gave up on S2 pretty quickly. Apparently everyone else felt the same way because that's when it got cancelled.

 

[Marzipan Apple]

The first season had an overarching plot with a conclusion. It was pretty good. The second season went completely episodic sitcom style and on top of it the plots were just awful. I tried rewatching it last year and made it through S1 decently entertained but I gave up on S2 pretty quickly. Apparently everyone else felt the same way because that's when it got cancelled.

I also coincidentally tried watching it last year and had the exact same experience lol. I stopped watching after the painfully unfunny pregnancy episode.

 

[redbeardeded]

I think squat toilets prevent prostate cancer because our bodies are designed to poop squatting - not sitting - and squatting cleans out the entire colon while preventing anal fissures.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think squat toilets prevent prostate cancer because our bodies are designed to poop squatting - not sitting - and squatting cleans out the entire colon while preventing anal fissures.

I guess you are entitled to your opinion even if you are Indian.

 

[redbeardeded]

I guess you are entitled to your opinion even if you are Indian.

I don't get it. Indians don't use toilets. I think you meant to call me Chinese (I'm not Chinese either though).

 

[Ravioli Chandler]

Scott Adams made an unsettling poll in response to the Epstein Files controversy
https://archive.ph/1MwSl

If the only way to punish the Epstein “clients” involved you murdering your own children to make it happen, would you do it?

• Yes, on principle
• No, you nutbag

But don't accuse him of participating in the ongoing astroturf, or he'll block you!
https://archive.ph/XKmDc

I recommend blocking anyone who accuses you of “carrying water for the elites.” Get rid of the dummies.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

Scott Adams made an unsettling poll in response to the Epstein Files controversy
https://archive.ph/1MwSl

But don't accuse him of participating in the ongoing astroturf, or he'll block you!
https://archive.ph/XKmDc

The implications being that going after the global cabal of satanic pedophiles is a garuntee that your children will be murdered as punishment, ergo their deaths are your fault.



"If you want to bring a literal conspiracy of child rapists to justice, the terrorists/Democrats will win!"

Fuck this guy. He says one based thing about niggers and everyone forgets that he boasted about being so much smarter than everyone for getting the clot shot. And now he's dying of cancer.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Scott said he expected to check out sometime by summer, but it's July and he's still here.

Sad thing is, he probably said summer because he was hoping it would be that soon

 

[John Badman]

A lot of you talk shit but you wouldn’t have the balls to release the Epstein files if it meant Scott Adams showed up at your door to kill your wife and children.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

A lot of you talk shit but you wouldn’t have the balls to release the Epstein files if it meant Scott Adams showed up at your door to kill your wife and children.

dude's dying of cancer
even if he showed up with a gun the breeze from me opening my door will knock him over

 

[Henri Barbusse]

dude's dying of cancer
even if he showed up with a gun the breeze from me opening my door will knock him over

You think you can defeat a trained hypnotist just because he's dying of prostate cancer?

 

[Raging Capybara]

He's lying, dude doesn't have cancer.

That's one of the most important rules of lolcow. The cancer is always fake until proven otherwise.

 

[Trombonista]

He's lying, dude doesn't have cancer.

That's one of the most important rules of lolcow. The cancer is always fake until proven otherwise.

If it turns out he's lying, I will put it in the subtitle like I did with Andrew Tate.