Don't forget, you can observe the history of the tale's reception, changes, and vote history here:
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A couple things from a deep dive:
The renewed activity was absolutely due to our friend here's comment, and their "vandalism" . This was not the first time a random somebody tried to take the initiative and modify this totem to pedophilia. The same thing happened in 2016, a user by the name Doctor Omnicrom vandalized it, writing:
Doctor Omnicrom said:
Made it less creepy, no offense intended, just think it would be better without the underaged bit
Staff reverted due to their
long-standing principle of author sovereignty, and made a disciplinary thread for him, but only with a 24 hour ban for it (and a worse response to it than our friend here, this dude advocated for a 2nd bubonic plauge):
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Keep in mind this was before Bright tidied it up. It's actually less repugnant in its current state. The original version can be seen
here. The original version wasn't just a line about nubile kid breasts, half of the tale was about it. At the end, the Oval Office calls to see the kid's tits. The author, in a stunning move of autobiographical insight, asks himself:
AdminBright said:
How can he be like that, at a time like this? Well, it's him.
Due to "criticism", Bright heavily modified the article in 2018. This had nothing to do with a moral revelation, just a new generation of users calling it out for what it was instead of looking the other way. (The comment section is very revealing and has been reproduced crudely
here [
archive]) The new version replaced the little girl with Hugh Jackman, the glancing at kid boobs with his huge schlong.
Our friend here then ressurected the old version, adding this to the article's text itself:
bettermybutter said:
Look at it. Stare it down. 10 years ago he posted this... thing here. Nobody said a word. Someone else had to clean it up, someone had to fix their mistake. Admins have seen it. Commented on it. Nobody did anything beyond cover it up. A site Admin posted this. One of the original contributors to the site, posted this fucking nonsense. Do you realize whn browses this site? Do you recognize the fact that it's children who make up the majority of this community? You're going to revert this edit, stow it away in some secret fucking corner. I'm not saying this because of some shitty fucking theory.
I'm saying this because you already did.
I'm still here. If I ever take back a goddamn word I said about this blatant fucking pedophilia, fucking staining this community, then I am a liar and a fool. This is unacceptable. I hope and pray you do something about this. I don't care that bastard retired. Get it off of the site. Don't stow it away, I want it gone. This isn't an appeal to you as a reader, not to some abstract entity, this is an appeal to you moral fucking decency.
Sincerely,
Based.
This far from all there is to discover here, but I'll be back later today for part 2.