SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

They will say "Yes you absolutely have a very strong case, but you'll still need to pay me up front".

edit ; Oh, you said judge and not lawyer. He'll either rule in your favor or against you and either way nobody will pay costs for the other party and you'll both be down $50,000+ more than any award he sets because your autistic fanfictions are unmonetisable.
If I were to win, wouldn’t they have to pay my attorney’s fees? I don’t care to enrich myself at anyone else’s expense I just think that I am being denied my rights and I don’t like that/don’t like the idea of it happening to others.
 
Since I have already talked too much and said too little about the law, let’s have something fun. Dr. Bright used to be in charge of the applications, back when the apps asked your age and gender. Here’s a few samples from the “bad apps” page. Commentary in italics was written by Bright.

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“Purple Rain” was one of the old passcode phrases, not as good as “Chocolate Thunder” though.
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Since I have already talked too much and said too little about the law, let’s have something fun. Dr. Bright used to be in charge of the applications, back when the apps asked your age and gender. Here’s a few samples from the “bad apps” page. Commentary in italics was written by Bright.

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“Purple Rain” was one of the old passcode phrases, not as good as “Chocolate Thunder” though.
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I'm amazed I was around long enough to be having nostalgia about this list.
 
This is happening. Can't imagine why they suddenly feel the need.
You would think they’d have learned stage-managed “town halls” don’t make people trust you more from the last time they tried it. They were secure enough to decide against it then, but I guess we were right that their punting on my article request was a forebear of things to come.

Interesting that they’re aware that whatever little goodwill and trust the community has for them is rapidly dwindling but can’t quite put their finger on why. I have a few suggestions on where they should stick that finger but I’ll keep them to myself.
 
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This is happening. Can't imagine why they suddenly feel the need.
Ah, they’re trying to make an anti-KF alternative. A store-brand open forum. They know deep down that they don’t have the tolerance in them to actually follow through and allow the type of discussion that could help de-alienate them from the community, though. Their bureaucratic posture & formality is what they use to feign authority, and they won’t drop that here... not until they’re good and hidden, like a belly sucked in while others are watching. Like how they do in the safety of staffchat. (Until someone leaks them.) This’ll proceed like a court room larp, as always, and will mint numerous disciplinary logs and stop orders... only more publicly, compiling their problem.

Just stick to the complaint thread, staff; it’s the same thing, just without the delusion that you are helping.
 
Ah, they’re trying to make an anti-KF alternative. A store-brand open forum. They know deep down that they don’t have the tolerance in them to actually follow through and allow the type of discussion that could help de-alienate them from the community, though. Their bureaucratic posture & formality is what they use to feign authority, and they won’t drop that here... not until they’re good and hidden, like a belly sucked in while others are watching. Like how they do in the safety of staffchat. (Until someone leaks them.) This’ll proceed like a court room larp, as always, and will mint numerous disciplinary logs and stop orders... only more publicly, compiling their problem.

Just stick to the complaint thread, staff; it’s the same thing, just without the delusion that you are helping.
I've been following developments in SCPD, and this actually seems like it could be different. They set up a channel in SCPD to test the concept because a bunch of high-ranking staff people are in there and, much to my surprise, the staff didn't immediately flake when the complaints flooded in, and they're coordinating a setup to make regular users less afraid to speak up for fear of staff retaliation. I'm still not fully confident that they'll follow through, but this looks more promising than previous efforts. Sure, they might only be doing it to appease the angry mob, but doing it for the wrong reasons is better than not doing it at all.

Feel free to shower me with rainbows now.
 
I've been following developments in SCPD, and this actually seems like it could be different. They set up a channel in SCPD to test the concept because a bunch of high-ranking staff people are in there and, much to my surprise, the staff didn't immediately flake when the complaints flooded in, and they're coordinating a setup to make regular users less afraid to speak up for fear of staff retaliation. I'm still not fully confident that they'll follow through, but this looks more promising than previous efforts. Sure, they might only be doing it to appease the angry mob, but doing it for the wrong reasons is better than not doing it at all.

Feel free to shower me with rainbows now.
are there screenshots?
 
Theoretically yes, but this was an hours-long discussion where nobody ever stopped talking and I can't be bothered to dig through it, so unless someone else has a plant in there you're stuck with my word for right now.
Any things people were upset about beyond the expected stuff?
 
Any things people were upset about beyond the expected stuff?
The main discussed topics were:
-More transparency for AH.
-Large chunks of staff being completely unapproachable, or at least appearing that way.
-Staff being assholes for no reason. Procyon in particular got shat on a lot, with some even calling for his demotion.
-The insular nature of staff, and potentially changing the structure to better suit the ever-growing wiki.
-How exactly a permanent fixture for this kind of discussion/complaining would be set up.
It's been great fun watching this play out so far, looking forward to seeing where it goes next.
 
The main discussed topics were:
-More transparency for AH.
-Large chunks of staff being completely unapproachable, or at least appearing that way.
-Staff being assholes for no reason. Procyon in particular got shat on a lot, with some even calling for his demotion.
-The insular nature of staff, and potentially changing the structure to better suit the ever-growing wiki.
-How exactly a permanent fixture for this kind of discussion/complaining would be set up.
It's been great fun watching this play out so far, looking forward to seeing where it goes next.
Wow! I for one welcome this new era of glasnost and perestroika! This seems like it’s exactly what we predicted here when they punted on my articles, let’s see where this goes. The more their legitimacy dissolves, the more they’ll have to rely on popular opinion to stay afloat.
 
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In other news, SoullessSingularity is moving to Reserve staff until further notice. You may remember them as the person who knowingly ignored reports about the actions of people like Gabriel Jade and Eskobar while serving as captain of the Anti-Harassment Team. That's already been discussed at length and I don't feel like rehashing it, but I suspect that this may be the beginning of the end for our friend with no soul. A lot of Admins over the years have gone on Reserve and never resumed full activity, and I think Soulless may be next in line for that.
 
-The insular nature of staff, and potentially changing the structure to better suit the ever-growing wiki.
My God, this is so immensely frustrating in every community ever. Staff always coalesce into this private marble tower society bullshit with nothing but the slimiest excuses for transparency. Staff talk should always be fucking public, not half-assedly and occasionally so. It should happen somewhere with archives easily and readily available (i.e. Discord) to anyone who is interested enough to look, or otherwise it won't happen.

I'm convinced it's too late for SCP staff to adopt any real transparency. By now, staffchats are their own private little pleasure islands, completely isolated from the rest of the site where rulers can remain hunkered in for half a decade without peeking at the site once or knowing what is going on outside. This mutual separation breeds idiot tyrants with too much authority and too little purpose.

An issue in SCP-ES (Spanish site) too: for the longest time, they had all but one person consistently working on anything at all, and all the talk secluded to a private staffchat. Took literal years to get a fucking critique team online. And every time a user prods for some updates or actual work to be done, they receive a passive-aggressive exasperated response saying that staff are "very busy", when half of them have not done anything for ages.

RPC is genuinely the best at this and they still have problems -- at least visible and clear ones. Completely public stafftalk archive, with an emergency chat for when it's truly necessary, with all the opportunity to be prodded and screamed at by users. It's certainly not perfect -- half the Site Staff team have no evidence of contact with Wikidot in months, sometimes years -- but it's way, waaaaay better than any alternative.
 
My God, this is so immensely frustrating in every community ever. Staff always coalesce into this private marble tower society bullshit with nothing but the slimiest excuses for transparency. Staff talk should always be fucking public, not half-assedly and occasionally so. It should happen somewhere with archives easily and readily available (i.e. Discord) to anyone who is interested enough to look, or otherwise it won't happen.

I'm convinced it's too late for SCP staff to adopt any real transparency. By now, staffchats are their own private little pleasure islands, completely isolated from the rest of the site where rulers can remain hunkered in for half a decade without peeking at the site once or knowing what is going on outside. This mutual separation breeds idiot tyrants with too much authority and too little purpose.

An issue in SCP-ES (Spanish site) too: for the longest time, they had all but one person consistently working on anything at all, and all the talk secluded to a private staffchat. Took literal years to get a fucking critique team online. And every time a user prods for some updates or actual work to be done, they receive a passive-aggressive exasperated response saying that staff are "very busy", when half of them have not done anything for ages.

RPC is genuinely the best at this and they still have problems -- at least visible and clear ones. Completely public stafftalk archive, with an emergency chat for when it's truly necessary, with all the opportunity to be prodded and screamed at by users. It's certainly not perfect -- half the Site Staff team have no evidence of contact with Wikidot in months, sometimes years -- but it's way, waaaaay better than any alternative.
SCP used to have this, back when #site17 was the staff chat and #site19 was the public chat, but that was a long time ago, before I even joined the site. Not coincidentally it was Bright who originally owned and operated #site67, I wonder if he had some kind of a vested interest in closing the doors...
 
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