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[Imperial Citizen]

Turns out the creator of Confinement (an SCP animated series) trooned out and became a genderspecial. Damn.

In hindsight, we should have known that this would be the case when his first series of animations were all about dunking on Christianity with FACTS and LOGIC. No doubt that he has adopted this persona as a "FCK U" to religious funadmentalists. Be thankful that he hasn't gone fully troon and clipped the sausage and instead is just really gay.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Turns out the creator of Confinement (an SCP animated series) trooned out and became a genderspecial. Damn.

As long as he leaves that shit out of the animations then he can feel free to be galaxygender for all I care.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

What K-Class scenario would the dimensional merge be?

VK-Class reality restructuring scenario

 

[Valstrax]

VK-Class reality restructuring scenario

Someone send in Mobile Task Force "Damn Dirty Trolls"!

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Someone send in Mobile Task Force "Damn Dirty Trolls"!

Executive Summary Description of Mobile Task Force Beta-99 “Damn Dirty Trolls”

Overview: Mobile Task Force Beta-99 is a rogue force subject to stringent scrutiny whenever SCP personnel encounter it. Although their members do not pose an existential threat to SCP, the information they disseminate is highly dangerous and prone to radicalizing subjects which are exposed to it.

The exact details of this radicalizing information is classified as a danger to SCP stability and as such any members of Beta-99 are to be silenced by all means at the disposal of SCP.

History: MTF Beta-99 is a group of former SCP intelligence operatives, containment procedure designers and other roles related to information security.

Originally a loosely affiliated task force called for specific tasks, members grew disillusioned to the point of disloyalty after repeated exposure to classified information. Primarily comprised of autistic fools, these wretched weirdos have far more information and influence than they have any right to possess.

Luckily, their headquartering in a toxic slime pit makes it easy to discredit their information in the eyes of loyal personnel, although it does also place them out of SCP infosec’s reach.

Addendum: Why do we care so much about what these losers have to say again? - Eric

Eric has been erased from canon for malfeasance and racism. - O5-13

 

[Valstrax]

Executive Summary Description of Mobile Task Force Beta-99 “Damn Dirty Trolls”

Overview: Mobile Task Force Beta-99 is a rogue force subject to stringent scrutiny whenever SCP personnel encounter it. Although their members do not pose an existential threat to SCP, the information they disseminate is highly dangerous and prone to radicalizing subjects which are exposed to it.

The exact details of this radicalizing information is classified as a danger to SCP stability and as such any members of Beta-99 are to be silenced by all means at the disposal of SCP.

History: MTF Beta-99 is a group of former SCP intelligence operatives, containment procedure designers and other roles related to information security.

Originally a loosely affiliated task force called for specific tasks, members grew disillusioned to the point of disloyalty after repeated exposure to classified information. Primarily comprised of autistic fools, these wretched weirdos have far more information and influence than they have any right to possess.

Luckily, their headquartering in a toxic slime pit makes it easy to discredit their information in the eyes of loyal personnel, although it does also place them out of SCP infosec’s reach.

Addendum: Why do we care so much about what these losers have to say again? - Eric

Eric has been erased from canon for malfeasance and racism. - O5-13

Okay, you got me, this is great!

 

[Valstrax]

Seeing this video in my recommendations made me realize something, mostly the fact that making the Scarlet King an SCP (specifically SCP-001) makes him way less threatening in a way, maybe it's just me? I honestly wonder if @Punished “Venom” pH agrees, considering she used to be apart of the site.

 

[LordSifr]

The Scarlet King is a generic "big bad" that is only as good as it is threatening. This is something every decent article featuring it (namely Tufto's) acknowledges and respects by using it as a distant "big bad". The more that is written and known about him, the less threatening and interesting the Scarlet King is.

The new trend of considering the SK the ultimate "big bad" Satan guy of the Foundation is thoroughly bizarre and disappointing. For the variety in tone and ideas that SCP prides itself in, the SK is possibly the most boring approach to a bad guy that I have read since Capeshitverse 2: Age of Ultron.

 

[Toolbox]

The Scarlet King is a generic "big bad" that is only as good as it is threatening. This is something every decent article featuring it (namely Tufto's) acknowledges and respects by using it as a distant "big bad". The more that is written and known about him, the less threatening and interesting the Scarlet King is.

The new trend of considering the SK the ultimate "big bad" Satan guy of the Foundation is thoroughly bizarre and disappointing. For the variety in tone and ideas that SCP prides itself in, the SK is possibly the most boring approach to a bad guy that I have read since Capeshitverse 2: Age of Ultron.

001s that aren't evil personified or equal are better. The Factory is my favorite 001 because it's more of a menacing concept than anything.

 

[LordSifr]

SCP-6661 is a phenomenon surrounding a particular Internet meme1. SCP-6661-1 is an Internet meme commonly known as Trollge. This meme spawned as a variant of the Trollface meme.

The meme starts out similar to the how a Trollface comic plays out, with the main character, Trollface2, providing instructions to carry out a prank. What distinguishes SCP-6661-1 from a regular Trollface meme is that the prank instructions begin devolving into more macabre instructions with each panel. These steps culminate to an atrocity or sinister event occurring.

The final step of each comic seems to be a cognitohazardous switch that makes a reader carry out the act displayed in the comic. It is estimated that 0.25% of those exposed to SCP-6661-1 are susceptible to its anomalous effects. It is currently unknown on what basis readers are chosen to carry out the skits.

No, this is not a meme. It is not a fan-made Amino article. It's not a joke, or an unfinished draft. It's a real SCP, and one with over 50 upvotes.

 

[BurnerPhone]

No, this is not a meme. It is not a fan-made Amino article. It's not a joke, or an unfinished draft. It's a real SCP, and one with over 50 upvotes.

Jokes are real now

 

[Toolbox]

No, this is not a meme. It is not a fan-made Amino article. It's not a joke, or an unfinished draft. It's a real SCP, and one with over 50 upvotes.

The ghost has been completely given up on acting like they proofread any of this shit anymore.

Jokes are real now

Jokes will be real in five seconds

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Seeing this video in my recommendations made me realize something, mostly the fact that making the Scarlet King an SCP (specifically SCP-001) makes him way less threatening in a way, maybe it's just me? I honestly wonder if @Punished “Venom” pH agrees, considering she used to be apart of the site.

The more words you write about something the less is left to the imagination, so your words better be good. Volgun does great work here as usual but the material itself is inherently cheapening the idea by stretching something that worked being spooky in one article to an entire mythos without doing anything significantly additive. Basically,

 

[Valstrax]

The more words you write about something the less is left to the imagination, so your words better be good. Volgun does great work here as usual but the material itself is inherently cheapening the idea by stretching something that worked being spooky in one article to an entire mythos without doing anything significantly additive. Basically,

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As a writer myself, I know damn well that the best thing to do when writing a terrifying entity is to give as less information as possible. The more that is left to your imagination, the more you can fill those holes with what it could be, which is arguably more terrifying than it being told outright. I guess it's why stuff like SCP-173 is so effective, you don't need 20 pages to explain something is scary.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Jokes are real now

At this point why even bother having a separate category for “Joke” articles?

 

[Toolbox]

At this point why even bother having a separate category for “Joke” articles?

I'm guessing they have some vendetta agains J- designation now because of the "evil and rapey" door knob? In their eyes anyways. Didn't they end up getting it canned?

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

I'm guessing they have some vendetta agains J- designation now because of the "evil and rapey" door knob? In their eyes anyways. Didn't they end up getting it canned?

Nah that was just Kaktus trolling y’all, successfully since everyone is still spreading misinformation about it. You’re giving staff too much credit by saying they were involved.

 

[Toolbox]

Nah that was just Kaktus trolling y’all, successfully since everyone is still spreading misinformation about it. You’re giving staff too much credit by saying they were involved.

Kaktus wrote that one or he deleted it? Staff wasn't mad?

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Kaktus wrote that one or he deleted it? Staff wasn't mad?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Although Staff are perpetually mad at Kaktus for numerous other reasons, the doorknob is not one of them, but to be faaaair

he does give them a lot of valid reasons to be mad (from their perspective), even if they’ll never have the guts to do anything about it.

 

[draggs]

What was wrong with the old SCP-001?