SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Second Missing Primarch]

Hi there. Because apparently you’re all brain dead I had to make an account on this godforsaken sight to explain myself. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING WITH BAD VIEWS DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN THEY AGREE WITH THEM. JESUS CHRIST. It’s a COMMENTARY of stuff that was going on a lot at at the time. I’m not trans I am cis but I got a lot of trans people to help me with the article. I mean lord in heaven people I have this disclaimer there stating I don’t agree with the views stated why would I say that if it wasn’t true? Plus the wiki is very lgbt friendly if I was transphobic I would’ve been kicked off a long time ago. I mean 4319 also doesn’t like lesbians and I am a lesbian. Also you put this specific comment on my birthday fun fact. Jesus before you comment on something get informed.


Hi I’m the author of 4319 and I didn’t write that tale, someone else did. Are you blind or were you just never taught to read?


Nope I’m a cis woman.


Also that’s not an scp. ITS A TALE YOU DUMBASS.

You must be a lot of fun at parties. Next time maybe take a few deep breaths and get a drink of water before you decide to scream at internet strangers about mean words.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I’m not trans I am cis but I got a lot of trans people to help me with the article.

And that's why you are dumb as pigshit. It's a shame that SCP has become an insane asylum full of trannies and other r.etards.

 

[Niggerphobe]

woman moment

Your scp is just a guitar and its not anomaly it happens irl
Edit:also i bet you took that picture yourself

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

It's kind of funny, the backrooms were a "every room safe space" in the literal sense. The reason the original backrooms copypasta was freaky was the idea of being in essentially an endless empty beige/yellow officespace kinda area, with literally nothing and nobody around. The shit with building off that by adding entities or monsters or shit takes away the whole aspect of just complete isolation and deprivation of any real sensation other than hearing faint electric hums from the lights and maybe someone or something else that got trapped there who's starving and will resort to eating you in a mad attempt to survive. The big scary aspect is that there is literally NOTHING there but an endless string of vacant rooms and hallways. Why take shit interesting as that and turn it into basically the minotaurs fucking maze?

Don't forget the many "levels" that you can apparently find and explore. With each one basically being one liminal space after another.

 

[Deep Angel]

Don't forget the many "levels" that you can apparently find and explore. With each one basically being one liminal space after another.

None of this detracts from anything interesting about the Backrooms.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

None of this detracts from anything interesting about the Backrooms.

It doesn't when one of the levels include an empty city?

 

[Deep Angel]

It doesn't when one of the levels include an empty city?

Empty cities would actually be pretty creepy. Cities are supposed to be full of people and active at all hours of the day. The idea of one being totally empty would ring as incorrect and unnatural.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's sad that in the SCP thread people would rather talk about something good. Because there isn't much good to say about SCP anymore.

It's all just woke/sjw/gay/queer/tranny vomit now. For now the backrooms isn't an lgbtxyz rat's nest...but who knows for how long.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Empty cities would actually be pretty creepy. Cities are supposed to be full of people and active at all hours of the day. The idea of one being totally empty would ring as incorrect and unnatural.

Yeah, there was one “ARG” of sorts making its way around TikTok and YouTube where a user posted video of them walking around a completely empty European city (I think Barcelona but I could be wrong), including walking into areas that normal people can’t freely access, purporting to have woken up to everyone disappeared. It’s obviously fiction, but it’s still in question HOW exactly they pulled it off.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, there was one “ARG” of sorts making its way around TikTok and YouTube where a user posted video of them walking around a completely empty European city (I think Barcelona but I could be wrong), including walking into areas that normal people can’t freely access, purporting to have woken up to everyone disappeared. It’s obviously fiction, but it’s still in question HOW exactly they pulled it off.

You can remove people from photographs of crowded areas by taking repeated photos and removing anything that changes between shots. I don't know if there's a way to do that with video.

 

[Gar For Archer]

You can remove people from photographs of crowded areas by taking repeated photos and removing anything that changes between shots. I don't know if there's a way to do that with video.

It's fairly trivial with a controlled camera that can repeat the same motion twice (e.g. once for just the background, once with actors), this is often used in SFX. But IIRC these videos were filmed while walking. That would make it exceedingly difficult and time consuming but not impossible, as long as there aren't many people to begin with and it's just in the background.

I haven't kept up with it since it was originally covered, but the most boring possibility is that it's actually just a viral marketing stunt for an upcoming movie/show/whatever and that it literally WAS just filmed in empty locations that had been temporarily cleared out for sets.

 

[Dyn]

Hi there. Because apparently you’re all brain dead I had to make an account on this godforsaken sight to explain myself. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING WITH BAD VIEWS DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN THEY AGREE WITH THEM. JESUS CHRIST. It’s a COMMENTARY of stuff that was going on a lot at at the time. I’m not trans I am cis but I got a lot of trans people to help me with the article. I mean lord in heaven people I have this disclaimer there stating I don’t agree with the views stated why would I say that if it wasn’t true? Plus the wiki is very lgbt friendly if I was transphobic I would’ve been kicked off a long time ago. I mean 4319 also doesn’t like lesbians and I am a lesbian. Also you put this specific comment on my birthday fun fact. Jesus before you comment on something get informed.


Hi I’m the author of 4319 and I didn’t write that tale, someone else did. Are you blind or were you just never taught to read?


Nope I’m a cis woman.


Also that’s not an scp. ITS A TALE YOU DUMBASS.

lol shut up retard

 

[José Mourinho]

Hi there. Because apparently you’re all brain dead I had to make an account on this godforsaken sight to explain myself. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING WITH BAD VIEWS DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN THEY AGREE WITH THEM. JESUS CHRIST. It’s a COMMENTARY of stuff that was going on a lot at at the time. I’m not trans I am cis but I got a lot of trans people to help me with the article. I mean lord in heaven people I have this disclaimer there stating I don’t agree with the views stated why would I say that if it wasn’t true? Plus the wiki is very lgbt friendly if I was transphobic I would’ve been kicked off a long time ago. I mean 4319 also doesn’t like lesbians and I am a lesbian. Also you put this specific comment on my birthday fun fact. Jesus before you comment on something get informed.


Hi I’m the author of 4319 and I didn’t write that tale, someone else did. Are you blind or were you just never taught to read?


Nope I’m a cis woman.


Also that’s not an scp. ITS A TALE YOU DUMBASS.

 

[Dyn]

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It's something about people are calling her transphobic but she actually likes trannies and/or people are calling her a tranny but she actually hates trannies I skimmed it so you don't have to.

 

[The Lawgiver]

At first I didn't understand what the fuck is going on in this thread but now I see it's just "Tl;Dr: rants about trans politics hit"

We are transphobes, though. That's why we take issue with your article. If you're wondering why someone would be a transphobe: just look at the rest of the site.

I do not fear trannies, irrational or otherwise. both them and their "allies"(simps) keep going and claiming I'm transphobic though which is probably 100% projection on their part meaning i intimidate them with my mere presence lmao

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is the most cringeworthy SCP, literally made by autists who are mad that villains won't be 100% punished along with general autistic shit


Read some of this shit

Subject: Batman: The Killing Joke, 2016, R
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film length extended to four hours. The story has been altered to portray in detail the Joker's public hanging, drawing, and quartering by SCP-3922-A, followed by the entire Gotham City supervillain rogues gallery turning themselves in, to the authorities out of fear. An animated simulacrum of comic book writer Alan Moore is then captured by instances SCP-3922-A, and, at gunpoint, addresses the viewer that the Joker is "really, really, really, honestly, 110% perma-dead, will not come back, will not be resurrected, will not have his death retconned, has no backup plans, no machiavellian schemes to turn anyone else into his successor, and will not be missed, so if you're going to ask us to bring him back, don't, or suffer the consequences."

Subject: Dragon Ball Z: Battle Of Gods, 2013, PG
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note: Request denied. The possibility of a nonfictional group of interest enlisting the aid of planet-destroying humanoids poses even more of a risk than the Death Star. Even Yamcha would be a potential new Keter to worry about. - Dr. Naismith

Subject: "Scott Tenorman Must Die", South Park episode, 2001, TV-MA
Interference Point: Before Cartman explains his plans in the final scene.
Result: The contest is interrupted by SCP-3922-A instances who arrive in FBI Granger-style vehicles, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman. Cartman is arrested on over 30 different charges, such as attempted murder, scamming, racial discrimination, threats, and other various crimes. Scott Tenorman, along with the rest of the crowd and the arriving band of Radiohead, is then informed that Cartman attempted to kill Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman by tricking them into trespassing onto a trigger-happy farmer's property, where they would be shot and killed, afterward being chopped up and served as chili - to the disgust of everyone present. Scott is told off with a warning for bullying Cartman, whereas Cartman is carried away to jail; he is then seen being executed by [REDACTED]. The episode's final scene switches to an animated representation of Comedy Central headquarters where animated characters of show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are scolded by an SCP-3922-A instance, condemning their 'actions upon the townsfolk of South Park'. They are both then terminated by an instance of an Impaler Event of SCP-2578-D.

Subject: BioShock Infinite, 2013, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: None
Result: Researcher Tranh plays through the entirety of the game in one 14-hour sitting, including meal and bathroom breaks. No anomalous activity is recorded.

Subject: A chronological recording of cutscenes from The Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth+, 2017, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: Cutscene 20
Result: The chest is opened to reveal an exhausted, emaciated Isaac, who looks up to see two SCP-3922-A instances scooping him out of his would-be tomb. A montage follows, chronicling Isaac being fed, given medical attention, and eventually thriving in a 3922-A-supervised foster home, while his mother is apprehended and subjected to an agonizing but ultimately effective regimen of in-patient psychotherapy. The last scene ends with Isaac in his mother's hospital room, the two of them hugging and smiling tearfully.
Note: On the day following this test, Binding of Isaac creator Edmund McMillen reported having had "the most wonderful dream" on his Twitter account, and reporting that the world felt "just a little brighter".

Subject: Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel I. presage flower, 2017, TV-MA
Interference Point: Fifty seconds into the film.
Result: The film opens as original, with all relevant company logos, and the initial flashback sequence with Shirou Emiya practicing archery initially appears unchanged. However, when Shinji Matou appears at about fifty seconds into the movie, he is immediately shoulder-tackled by an SCP-3922-A instance, followed by several more holding steel folding chairs, who proceed to beat him to the point of apparent death with the chairs while yelling various expletives directed at his incestuous and rapacious behavior. Shirou is visibly confused and frightened by this and attempts to assist Shinji, but the initial SCP-3922-A instance blocks him and begins shaking its head slowly, telling him to "just let this happen." The film then skips to what would ordinarily be around the four-minute mark, with Sakura Matou arriving at the Emiya house, except in the changed film she is accompanied by yet another SCP-3922-A instance. Shirou reacts with confusion as in the original film, but the instance cuts him off, stating that Sakura's grandfather (presumably Zouken Matou as in the original) has been executed for child abuse and human experimentation and that when asked where she would be able to stay, Sakura chose the Emiya house. Shirou briefly looks dumbfounded, then nods and takes her inside. The film fully diverges from the original at this point, cutting to a shot of the Matou basement being invaded by SCP-3922-A instances holding flamethrowers, followed by a shot of the Matou house burning in its entirety. The film then proceeds as a relatively light romantic drama for the remainder of its original runtime, with Shirou and Sakura slowly entering a relationship, interspersed with the latter getting occasional psychotherapy sessions from yet another SCP-3922-A instance wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope. The "Holy Grail War" battle royale featured in the original as its central premise appears to be entirely missing, as is the character of Rin Tohsaka, aside from a few passing mentions from Shirou's classmates in school scenes.
Note: I'm not entirely sure whether this would fall under the "don't give the SCP gods or superweapons" blanket denial, but Director Naismith appears to be on sabbatical, so… better to beg forgiveness than wait for permission. The SCP seems to have ignored several plot twists that come up in the second and third films, which gives me the impression that, when given part of a series, it only maintains awareness of that specific part rather than the series as a whole; this merits further testing. Also, god damn, it was satisfying to see Shinji get his shit beaten in with steel chairs. — Junior Researcher Tucker

 

[Peru oso donas]

Idk if that's supposed to be made by, or as a jab at Enter like spergs that obsess over mean spiritness in cartoons or some dumb shit like that.

 

[Force and Character]

Idk if that's supposed to be made by, or as a jab at Enter like spergs that obsess over mean spiritness in cartoons or some dumb shit like that.

I can buy the SCP itself being a satire of that attitude, but the test logs are some of the most chemically pure autism I have ever seen.

Case in point:

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I can buy the SCP itself being a satire of that attitude, but the test logs are some of the most chemically pure autism I have ever seen.

Case in point:
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I'm pretty sure the test logs outside of the main page are written by the community and are fairly unmoderated, they're not written by the same author that wrote the main page.

 

[Lone Star]

I can't believe we're still making Yamcha jokes in 2022. That shit got old twenty years ago and I can't think of a fandom that holds onto running jokes longer than Dragon Ball Z.