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How is something like this not forced to be a -J? Why the fuck does it have nearly 400 likes?
At this point it's just a label the author can use if they want their SCP to be canon or not, admins don't enforce it. Seriously I found absolutely no one questioning how it isn't a -J. I mean, most of the posts I found on it are on a fucking meme subreddit.
 
Not a happening in the SCP community, but an amusing note. You know how sometimes, transgenders will use the word "eggs" to refer to children who "are yet to discover their trans identity"?
Well, every single time I hear that, I instantly think of this:

SCP-1788

The entire article is about
humans transformed into obese, psychopathic, loveless monsters... who sometimes kidnap human children... which they refer to as "eggs"... to turn them into similar monsters.
 
That cool looking necklace is forever tainted
Bright's necklace and it's abilities always reminded me of this:
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This eight-minute video is shot in portrait, and the faggot uses words like "schmexually" when talking about pedos.
To add to the stupidity.
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Him humoring this guy's claim and thinking he could have been redeemed, and this retard equating 'bigotry' with being a pedo creep. These retards actually do believe these things are on the same level.
 
SCP-Yeet the person who stole the Steam page from the mods devs shut down the central server which runs the server list rendering the game unplayable. Until the russian resistance who has the source code made a patched version in a few hours. However he is still holding the steam page and central server for it hostage until his conditions are met.

TOTAL RUSSIAN DEATH.

Everything said by SCP-Yeet should be read in the voice of a gay nazi, it makes it 20 times funnier.
Holy shit, least braindead butthurt belter be like

Also lmao kinch being a narcissist again. Seriously that guy is just the worst part of the whole community, and the fact that he is tolerated and even fucking respected says a lot about the state of the english wiki
 

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Also lmao kinch being a narcissist again. Seriously that guy is just the worst part of the whole community, and the fact that he is tolerated and even fucking respected says a lot about the state of the english wiki
This faggot is like a 2014 era tumblr tranny, treating the entire website as his personal blog smearing his own shit on his face because he thinks it smells like roses, and he gets away with it because trannies love to defend this behavior in each other, they're all like that. Read through the faggot's seething in the discussion page of SCP-2721, I've seen people get banned off SCP for much less than what he says in there.
Honestly makes me MATI to see such cartoonishly selfish and unpleasant people coopting shit I like and turning it into a caricature.
 
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Not a happening in the SCP community, but an amusing note. You know how sometimes, transgenders will use the word "eggs" to refer to children who "are yet to discover their trans identity"?
Well, every single time I hear that, I instantly think of this:

SCP-1788

The entire article is about
humans transformed into obese, psychopathic, loveless monsters... who sometimes kidnap human children... which they refer to as "eggs"... to turn them into similar monsters.
Ahh, trannies having no self-awareness yet again, making themselves look like horrible aliens come to destroy humanity. Either that or it's a dog whistle to other trannies regarding the corruption of our youth, but I've seen some really dumb motherfuckers so it's probably the former.
Found this on my home page.
TLDR; Dr. Bright was a fucking creep.
>Site 42
Wasn't this the faggot who laughed about people's concern over the erasure of the original SCPs initial writing in favor of nu-SCP writing? Fuck this guy.
To add to the stupidity.
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Him humoring this guy's claim and thinking he could have been redeemed, and this retard equating 'bigotry' with being a pedo creep. These retards actually do believe these things are on the same level.
That last paragraph reminds me of this gem.
Also lmao kinch being a narcissist again. Seriously that guy is just the worst part of the whole community, and the fact that he is tolerated and even fucking respected says a lot about the state of the english wiki
I knew he was a massive homo but it never stops being funny.
 
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Found something interesting, SCP-6634. A interactive browser game SCP it looks like (haven't really looked into it yet). Only at +262 by the way, criminal for the effort it seems to put out, then again even the more popular new SCPs submissions aren't doing too hot so this is pretty high up there for late SCP.
Here's a summary:
 
Found something interesting, SCP-6634. A interactive browser game SCP it looks like (haven't really looked into it yet). Only at +262 by the way, criminal for the effort it seems to put out, then again even the more popular new SCPs submissions aren't doing too hot so this is pretty high up there for late SCP.
Here's a summary:
Just finished it friend and I will agree it was very nicely presented. A breath of fresh air in the shitpool that is modern SCP.
 
Just finished it friend and I will agree it was very nicely presented. A breath of fresh air in the shitpool that is modern SCP.
Speaking of shitpool, SCP-8593. It's clearly a joke article without the -j so it's supposed to be taken at least partially seriously.
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I can see why it got featured *sigh* . I did find some bits to be funny, but most of it is plebbit humor. Also, Euclid by the way, and the foundation wants to contain it and stop what's probably someone's interdimensional shitpost. Should've been a -j.
 
Speaking of shitpool, SCP-8593. It's clearly a joke article without the -j so it's supposed to be taken at least partially seriously.
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I can see why it got featured *sigh* . I did find some bits to be funny, but most of it is plebbit humor. Also, Euclid by the way, and the foundation wants to contain it and stop what's probably someone's interdimensional shitpost. Should've been a -j.
They aren't even trying anymore, are they.
 
They aren't even trying anymore, are they.
Try? Them? Troons? Don't make me laugh, any of us can drop a fucking nuke of an SCP that'll blow them all away but it'll be ignored or even downvoted for not following these unspoken pooner guidelines. I'm still up for the idea of making a new anomaly based thing but I have to work on my own work more.
 
I never understood why this autism needed so much lore.

AI surprisingly makes pretty good SCPs.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard containment locker at Site-██. Access to SCP-XXXX is restricted to personnel with Level 2 clearance or higher, and only for research purposes. Any individuals who have worn SCP-XXXX for more than 24 hours are to be subjected to psychological evaluation and, if necessary, assigned to a behavioral therapy program.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a gold-plated medallion, approximately 3 centimeters in diameter, depicting a cartoon hedgehog with yellow fur, red shoes, and blue eyes. The hedgehog's design resembles the character "Sonic the Hedgehog" from the popular video game franchise. The object is cold to the touch, and any attempts to remove the image or plating have been unsuccessful.
SCP-XXXX displays anomalous properties when worn. Individuals wearing SCP-XXXX for an extended period (typically 24 hours or more) exhibit a distinct behavioral shift, characterized by:

Social Dysfunction: Subjects become increasingly socially isolated, displaying:
Difficulty understanding emotional cues and social nuances.
Severe anxiety in social situations.
Difficulty forming and maintaining friendships.
A strong preference for solitude.
Communication Difficulties: Subjects struggle to communicate effectively, displaying:
Unintentional bluntness and rudeness, often misinterpreted as a lack of interest in others.
Difficulty expressing their own emotions and feelings.
Literal interpretation of language, leading to misunderstandings of sarcasm, idioms, and figurative speech.
Compulsive Routine: Subjects develop a strict daily routine and experience significant anxiety when their routine is disrupted.
The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX appear to be directly related to the wearer's level of exposure. Individuals wearing SCP-XXXX for longer periods exhibit a stronger and more pronounced manifestation of these effects.

Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log

Date: ██/██/████

Subject: Dr. ██████, researcher assigned to SCP-XXXX.

Incident: Dr. ██████ requested permission to wear SCP-XXXX for a study on the object's potential therapeutic effects. Permission was granted, and Dr. ██████ wore the medallion for 72 hours.

Result: Dr. ██████ exhibited all symptoms listed above, with a significant increase in severity. During a research meeting, Dr. ██████ repeatedly interrupted speakers, challenging the validity of their statements by stating that the research was "not factually accurate" due to a misunderstanding of the researchers' use of figurative language. Following the meeting, Dr. ██████ refused to leave the laboratory until he had completed the research study he was conducting, citing a "schedule discrepancy" as the reason for his refusal. Dr. ██████ was eventually sedated and returned to his quarters.

Note: Dr. ██████ has been transferred to a behavioral therapy program. All future research on SCP-XXXX is to be conducted remotely, with SCP-XXXX being worn by a designated research subject.

Addendum XXXX-2: Origin

SCP-XXXX was recovered from a abandoned department store in [REDACTED]. Security footage from the store's surveillance cameras showed a young boy, estimated to be around 8 years old, leaving the store wearing SCP-XXXX. The boy was never located. The department store was subsequently demolished.

Addendum XXXX-3: Theories

The nature of SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects remains unclear. Current theories suggest:

Emotional Suppression: SCP-XXXX may suppress emotional responses, resulting in the observed behavioral changes.
Cognitive Distortion: SCP-XXXX may distort cognitive processes, creating a disconnect between the wearer's perception and reality.
Psychic Entity: SCP-XXXX may be imbued with a psychic entity, directly influencing the wearer's behavior.
Further research is needed to determine the exact mechanism behind SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.
 
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