SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

>kino casino goes down
>decide to start listening to scp narrations again because my prior background noise got banned from youtube
>90% of all the new scps just boil down to an hour plus long narration about "ooohh big scary world ending metaphysical memetic agent that's super big and powerful" that has no relation to the greater universe or is even all that unique in the grand scheme of things #868296

fucking hell. I guess this is what happens when you have no guardrails in your fiction? People shit on GW a lot but seeing what scp has become I'm honestly thankful for gaymes workshop and the autistic chokehold they have on 40k lore (pretend that Matt ward doesn't exist).

I do like the sarkic stuff. Maybe it's because I'm kinda of an autist for ancient civilizations but the whole vibe really appeals to me. I'm honestly surprised that there hasn't been a story made yet about how the evil flesh monster cult members are just le understood and innocent minorityfolx and uhm actually it's the christfascists/normal society who are the REAL monsters. Libshits absolutely adore that trope for some reason.
Its the whole power creep problem. Everyone wants to go bigger and bigger till you get to shit involving wars on higher planes of existence.

Eventually you stop getting creepy fun ghost like stuff.
 
So now that the gaggle is finished discussing what appears to be a poor fauxnime pitch, let's get into some actual news: the tranny who was orchestrating the Bright removals has just retired from staff. No details were given, but this post tells you all you need to know about the situation: https://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-17673861/regretful-retirement
What's more is that they're just going completely fucking Oceania on this issue, scrubbing almost every EDIT that Bright has ever made: https://05command.wikidot.com/semi-public:bright-works-ring2-workspace
I am of the minority opinion that (some) modern SCP is still good, but just burn it all down at this point man. The comically authoritarian administration has run the place into the ground. The admins are lucky that the 20th anniversary and five digit range are coming up soon so they can sweep all of this under the rug, but I'm willing to bet my life's savings that SCP won't make it to 20000 articles.
Second update, I think I now know why the tranny left now: https://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-17694060/change-in-policy-notice-for-future-bans
Four people got nuked for harassing them apparently, one of them is implied to be temporary because they're one of Bright's victims: https://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-17693902/vivian-adler-varwith
As for the rest, they are not just some nobodies, Intercedent was apparently the first person that Djoric authorized to take care of his works, and Ubergoober collaborated with Intercedent on that infamous "White People" SCP.
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JFL even some staff are fed up with the issue. Really goes to show how much they've fucked up the whole ordeal. The fact that the admin was specfically transgender is mentioned and implied to be the reason that a goddamn POLICY CHANGE is occurring.
 
I'm honestly surprised that there hasn't been a story made yet about how the evil flesh monster cult members are just le understood and innocent minorityfolx and uhm actually it's the christfascists/normal society who are the REAL monsters
Plenty of those in Russian branch thanks to resident tranny. One of them is literally Karcist Ion's cum rag.
 
>kino casino goes down
>decide to start listening to scp narrations again because my prior background noise got banned from youtube
>90% of all the new scps just boil down to an hour plus long narration about "ooohh big scary world ending metaphysical memetic agent that's super big and powerful" that has no relation to the greater universe or is even all that unique in the grand scheme of things #868296
Welcome to nearly a decade (let's be real, it's way more but it's often agreed it exploded in 2018 ) of cancer at work. Truly can not wait until Wikidot implodes.
ALL. TROONS. AND. THEIR. SUPPORTERS. MUST. PERISH. (from the site)
FIFY
 
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It's always funny to me how the SCP which I still think about regularly is the gun that shoots teeth rather then all the massive events and such
I keep thinking of some experiment log in which a scientist who fucked up the experiment was "posthumously reprimanded" which was mentioned in casual tone like it's regular occurence. Wasn't a -J object, either.
 
Welcome to nearly a decade (let's be real, it's way more but it's often agreed it exploded in 2018 ) of cancer at work. Truly can not wait until Wikidot implodes.

FIFY
Great to know that trannypasta site is still as infested with trannies as ever. Another unsalvageable site
I've seen something awful, so you have to see this, too.


You just hate seeing a looksmatching relationship smh
 
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