SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Flaming Insignias]

i'm sorry but what the fuck

also 1800 is some retarded feministy shit and 1168 is at least funny. Seriously though until it got to the profle sections, 1800 just sounded like some really dark fucked up humor, but the "actually money is bad and men are bad and women are victums!!" shit ruined it.

nevermind the last part of 1168 also makes it retarded

I’d say recreating a YouTube Poop word for word to mock an SCP is far more retarded than the Skip being mocked.

 

[ZMOT]

I've also always hated how Robert Bumaro was turned from some random Broken God sect leader who looks like a completely unassuming historical
white dude into a fucking prettyboy anime cyborg who's now the immortal leader of the entire Church. The appeal of the SCP Foundation is the idea that it's something that could exist in the real world; SCP isn't a fucking anime and it really shouldn't try.
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"we want the zoomer audience"

 

[Furret]

Captain of two teams. People claim he's the life blood of licensing, but he's basically useless. It's almost sad.

He has other people do most of the work for Licensing, but IIRC he's some kind of lawyer or law expert IRL, so that's probably how he got that position in the first place. I'm pretty sure he wrote that one statement for the Duksin case. He's also co-captain of Community Outreach, but I think he mostly just runs the contests.

I've also always hated how Robert Bumaro was turned from some random Broken God sect leader who looks like a completely unassuming historical
white dude into a fucking prettyboy anime cyborg who's now the immortal leader of the entire Church. The appeal of the SCP Foundation is the idea that it's something that could exist in the real world; SCP isn't a fucking anime and it really shouldn't try.
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The twinkification of Bumaro is one of the most baffling trends in the wiki's history to me. The character was originally conceived as a stereotypical religious official who probably doesn't believe the stuff he tells his followers, but he's somehow become a fucking Dark Souls boss in the years since his creation. How did this even happen?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

The twinkification of Bumaro is one of the most baffling trends in the wiki's history to me. The character was originally conceived as a stereotypical religious official who probably doesn't believe the stuff he tells his followers, but he's somehow become a fucking Dark Souls boss in the years since his creation. How did this even happen?

Fandom, uh, finds a way. It's almost certainly part of the larger trend of shifting the Mekhanites from a group of Borg-like villains obsessed with restoring a robot god into a more grey faction willing to work with the Foundation against the much more villainous Sarkic Cult (a dynamic I actually don't mind that much). Making the CotBG into a genuinely influential faction is honestly nice, but I wish it didn't come with turning its big-names into uber-badasses like what became of the Foundation's admins.

 

[Jesustakethewheel]

I wasn't wrong. http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13995671#post-4891824 DrBleep is being promoted to admin.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Fandom, uh, finds a way. It's almost certainly part of the larger trend of shifting the Mekhanites from a group of Borg-like villains obsessed with restoring a robot god into a more grey faction willing to work with the Foundation against the much more villainous Sarkic Cult (a dynamic I actually don't mind that much). Making the CotBG into a genuinely influential faction is honestly nice, but I wish it didn't come with turning its big-names into uber-badasses like what became of the Foundation's admins.

The fact that I don't understand a word of what you just said makes me realize how much SCP has fundamentally changed since I last cared about it.

If only I could go back and warn /x/.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

The fact that I don't understand a word of what you just said makes me realize how much SCP has fundamentally changed since I last cared about it.

If only I could go back and warn /x/.

I grew up with the first series as well, and it's definitely changed a lot since then. There are certainly some good articles made every now and then, and interesting new groups to accompany them, but both have seen a massive decline from the classic lore of the Foundation, GOC, and Chaos Insurgency.

 

[Furret]

I wasn't wrong. http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13995671#post-4891824 DrBleep is being promoted to admin.

Wow, either they're more desperate to get the Admin count back up than I thought, or I've underestimated how much Bleep does for them. Either way, I honestly don't have many negative things to say about this decision. I'm not super familiar with Bleep, but they seem pretty distant from the bizarre SCP sex scene.

 

[Furret]

Apologies for the double-post, but Kaktus went on a lengthy Twitter rant today. It's hard to link because he didn't use the thread function, so I've just linked his Twitter. He's calling for Mann to purge every staff member involved in the Cerastes drama. He's also called for more accountability for Anti-Harassment. Normally I wouldn't give a shit, and this probably won't change anything, but this seems to be indicative of growing resentment towards staff among established wiki users. Now that Cerastes, a person the wiki's inner community actually cares about, has been shafted by staff, the inner community seems to have collectively realized that the lack of accountability for important staff members is actually a bad thing, and that these people can't always be trusted with absolute power over the userbase. It would have been nice if they had figured this out when it was revealed that staff knew about the child grooming for months before anything was done, but I guess late is better than never.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Completely offtopic besides Kaktus' involvement, but does anyone remember when he wrote this big, rather interesting article about a Foundation site from an alternate universe suddenly appearing in the SCPverse still full of unlogged skips from said other world? Well he later made a bunch of additions turning it into a fucking power rangers episode starring a bunch of superpowered cyborgs and ending in a big fuckoff Kaiju battle.

And this is the guy leading the "shit on old SCPs for being cliche" charge. 076 gets constantly criticized as being "too badass," meanwhile you have fucking halo being reenacted and for some reason it's a masterpiece.

 

[AnOminous]

And this is the guy leading the "shit on old SCPs for being cliche" charge. 076 gets constantly criticized as being "too badass," meanwhile you have fucking halo being reenacted and for some reason it's a masterpiece.

And what's SCP-682? Chopped liver? And that's nearly universally recognized as one of the best of all time. It's certainly better than this weak shit these cocksuckers are currently churning out.

And I picked that because it is one of a very few SCPs that nearly everyone recognizes by number.

Please never let Gears turn out to be a complete cunt somehow.

 

[Furret]

Completely offtopic besides Kaktus' involvement, but does anyone remember when he wrote this big, rather interesting article about a Foundation site from an alternate universe suddenly appearing in the SCPverse still full of unlogged skips from said other world? Well he later made a bunch of additions turning it into a fucking power rangers episode starring a bunch of superpowered cyborgs and ending in a big fuckoff Kaiju battle.

And this is the guy leading the "shit on old SCPs for being cliche" charge. 076 gets constantly criticized as being "too badass," meanwhile you have fucking halo being reenacted and for some reason it's a masterpiece.

The first half of 1730 is some of Kaktus's better writing on the site IMO. Shame that it goes from a horror article to an action movie script in the second half.

Please never let Gears turn out to be a complete cunt somehow.

Gears is probably the most normal person to ever be an Admin, so of course he was the one who got cancer.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

And what's SCP-682? Chopped liver? And that's nearly universally recognized as one of the best of all time. It's certainly better than this weak shit these cocksuckers are currently churning out.

And I picked that because it is one of a very few SCPs that nearly everyone recognizes by number.

682 is great. I still pop in to see if there are any additions to the experimentation logs. Nothing fun lately, unfortunately. IIRC it's currently in the sights of the nuSCP cabal.

 

[Furret]

682 is great. I still pop in to see if there are any additions to the experimentation logs. Nothing fun lately, unfortunately. IIRC it's currently in the sights of the nuSCP cabal.

I know Kaktus was planning to rewrite it with Gears at some point, but I think that fell apart because Gears is online like three times a year. Kaktus doesn't want to rewrite it without Gears because he knows he would instantly become the most unpopular person on the wiki if he did, and besides I don't think staff would let him.

 

[Meat Target]

I only listen to the adaptations done by SCP Illustrated and The Exploring Series. They tend to cover the good ones, and the worst I'll have to deal with is a bland, vague, abstract "you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!" skips.

It's better than wading through a bunch of shit fanfiction.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

the worst I'll have to deal with is a bland, vague, abstract "you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!" skips.

At least some of those are pretty good at times.

 

[Valstrax]

I only listen to the adaptations done by SCP Illustrated and The Exploring Series. They tend to cover the good ones, and the worst I'll have to deal with is a bland, vague, abstract "you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!" skips.

It's better than wading through a bunch of shit fanfiction.

I remember watching TES's video on the Flesh Forest skip, back then I only watched like a quarter of it, didn't come to think that it would be some Sarkic cult shit or whatever.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I remember watching TES's video on the Flesh Forest skip, back then I only watched like a quarter of it, didn't come to think that it would be some Sarkic cult shit or whatever.

It probably wasn't written with the intention of being a Sarkic skip. They keep retconning previously unconnected SCPs into their groups of interest because everything must be big-dick narrative and nothing is allowed to stand alone anymore.

 

[Valstrax]

It probably wasn't written with the intention of being a Sarkic skip. They keep retconning previously unconnected SCPs into their groups of interest because everything must be big-dick narrative and nothing is allowed to stand alone anymore.

Makes me really appreciate the shorter skips a lot more. This one is one of my favorites mostly because as a child, I used to go to a library near my school where there were a ton of paper cranes on the ceiling. I always wanted one, so reading this was a bit of a treat. SCP-368

 

[Furret]

It probably wasn't written with the intention of being a Sarkic skip. They keep retconning previously unconnected SCPs into their groups of interest because everything must be big-dick narrative and nothing is allowed to stand alone anymore.

At least the connections they come up with later on are rarely added to the original pieces in a way that ruins what was already there. It's usually just a random crosslink somewhere, nothing too intrusive.