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Bothering to check the latest SCPs. I don't know why.

What's that? A brand new one that's a pretentious waffleblog about a single transsexual teenager in the framing of a random spooooky object that just happens to be following the tranny around until they accept their heckin' valid genderino?

Why yes, yes it is.

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And another new one that's just them ranting about how evil the US Government is? With a random LOL TRUMP GOT A STD LOLOLOL insert, because they're all reddit tier faggots with the emotional maturity of 8 year olds?

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Yup.

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Another new one, about a temporary magic portal on the moon that leads to a new planet on the other side of the Milky Way, and the Foundation's attempts to colonize it before the portal collapses.

Wait what's that? It's ACTUALLY about how the ship's captain is a dyke and needs to be reminded that she's heckin' valid and the real her-ro's journey she's on is to be reminded she was always awesome and just needed to accept that?

Yup.
 
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bird.up said:
this was totally made by a real woman
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Oh thank God my internet can't access the site for some reason, was going to actually check if they were a tranny (I mean, 95% chance they're a tranny so whatever).
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Bothering to check the latest SCPs. I don't know why.

What's that? A brand new one that's a pretentious waffleblog about a single transsexual teenager in the framing of a random spooooky object that just happens to be following the tranny around until they accept their heckin' valid genderino?

Why yes, yes it is.

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And another new one that's just them ranting about how evil the US Government is? With a random LOL TRUMP GOT A STD LOLOLOL insert, because they're all reddit tier faggots with the emotional maturity of 8 year olds?

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Yup.

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Another new one, about a temporary magic portal on the moon that leads to a new planet on the other side of the Milky Way, and the Foundation's attempts to colonize it before the portal collapses.

Wait what's that? It's ACTUALLY about how the ship's captain is a dyke and needs to be reminded that she's heckin' valid and the real her-ro's journey she's on is to be reminded she was always awesome and just needed to accept that?

Yup.
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Bothering to check the latest SCPs. I don't know why.

What's that? A brand new one that's a pretentious waffleblog about a single transsexual teenager in the framing of a random spooooky object that just happens to be following the tranny around until they accept their heckin' valid genderino?

Why yes, yes it is.

Edit:

And another new one that's just them ranting about how evil the US Government is? With a random LOL TRUMP GOT A STD LOLOLOL insert, because they're all reddit tier faggots with the emotional maturity of 8 year olds?

View attachment 6069584

Yup.

Edit:

Another new one, about a temporary magic portal on the moon that leads to a new planet on the other side of the Milky Way, and the Foundation's attempts to colonize it before the portal collapses.

Wait what's that? It's ACTUALLY about how the ship's captain is a dyke and needs to be reminded that she's heckin' valid and the real her-ro's journey she's on is to be reminded she was always awesome and just needed to accept that?

Yup.
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Why does every single article need its own terrible page formatting bullshit?

SCP Foundation misses Tumblr so much it turning it's own site into a zombie walking corpse of Tumblr
 
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Is the site down for anyone else? I accessed it earlier today and it was slow as shit but now it won't work at all.

Edit: For whatever reason I can access it just fine on my phone.
 
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I think the symbol stays like that all year now, right? Never saw the Pridefest thing before.
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Not quite, just on certain SCPs, not sure why. Probably involves gay themes in some capacity, or maybe it's an option gay "authors" can turn on, who knows with this anomaly of a site.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
What's that? A brand new one that's a pretentious waffleblog about a single transsexual teenager in the framing of a random spooooky object that just happens to be following the tranny around until they accept their heckin' valid genderino?

Why yes, yes it is.
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Good God this one is fucking insufferable. This SCP is literally just a plot device and nothing more than that. Everything about the object is designed in such a way that it takes as little characterization and description as possible just so the author can get straight to jerking off about xis hamfisted self insert sob story about growing up as a tranny. He invokes all the old and tired SCP tropes he can think of in order to avoid having to add ANY kind of in-universe detail.
  • Description of the thing? Nah bro, it's metaphysical, it's an "abstract object." What's the point of describing a metaphysical concept, you should just know! This is an extremely lazy and blatant ripoff of the Series 3 metaphysical abstract pointer (SCP-2719) btw, for this reason alone this shitty article should never have made it onto the site.
  • Where does it come from? The Foundation made it. How? Lol who cares, something something Department of, uh, *checks notes* Metaphysics. Ez. Can't possibly waste time writing an origin story.
  • How to contain it? Lol it's Thaumiel class, containment is irrelevant. At this point literally every standard part of any SCP article has intentionally been skipped or made redundant so the author doesn't have to explain shit. The masturbation may now commence.
  • What does it do? It's a timelapse camera that takes "snapshots" of only the author's OC and nothing else, except it's, like, metaphysical bro. What is a snapshot, what kind of data does it store? Lol, whatever you wish and/or need to use as a pulley on the nu-SCP reader's gay heartstrings without having to write any cumbersome scientific details. Who cares about science, this is SCP.
  • Add random spooky glitches and Corrupted Data(TM) because trannies are magical and have the power to make a fucking metaphysical concept glitch out as it can't possibly handle how heckin valid and special they are.
  • Include logs of each of the two dozen "snapshots" that curiously fail to describe anything about the qualities of the "snapshot" or the functioning of the device, which, let me remind you because even the author himself forgot, is supposed to be the actual fucking SCP.
  • Include insane levels of anime-tier cliches, heart-wrenching scenes of reflections in puddles in the rain and shit like that. Some real "I'm 14 and this is so emotional" tier shit.
These niggerfaggots aren't even trying anymore. To witness the punchline for yourself, take a look at the discussion page. Two people dared to voice the exact above criticisms to the author, in a very subdued and polite manner. The result is a heckin valid tranny coming in to screech about their being rude, insensitive, "soapboxing", and finish off by accusing the reviewers of ackshyually not having read the article.

This is so fucking intentionally bad and lazy I'm genuinely MATI at it being given the pass just because it gives the author euphoria boners.

Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
Not quite, just on certain SCPs, not sure why. Probably involves gay themes in some capacity, or maybe it's an option gay "authors" can turn on, who knows with this anomaly of a site.
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Way back after the LGBSCP drama wiki jannies introduced the option for authors to force the faggot month logos on their articles all year round, to epicly own the bigots and transphobes with pixels and colors.
 
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WTBOnlineFather said:
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God, I commend you for going through that horse shit, hope you recover from this.
WTBOnlineFather said:
Way back after the LGBSCP drama wiki jannies introduced the option for authors to force the faggot month logos on their articles all year round, to epicly own the bigots and transphobes with pixels and colors.
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I think that was covered already when the shitshow started. Someone said that the rainbow conflicted with the rest of the site's color scheme and...well the rest is history.
 
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Good God this one is fucking insufferable. This SCP is literally just a plot device and nothing more than that. Everything about the object is designed in such a way that it takes as little characterization and description as possible just so the author can get straight to jerking off about xis hamfisted self insert sob story about growing up as a tranny. He invokes all the old and tired SCP tropes he can think of in order to avoid having to add ANY kind of in-universe detail.
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Reminds me that there's a recent article that's literally nothing but a "lost" episode of a magical girl show where the main villain becomes a pooner. And just like 8801 the actual anomaly almost completely takes a backseat so the article can serve as a troon fapfic.

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