SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Joe Shmoe]

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"Wow how do these utterly dogshit SCPs get such high scores?"

Yeah it's literally just wish fullfillment. If I wrote a tale about every single tranny instantly transforming into a 10/10 supermodel version of their preferred look and gender and gaining reality bending powers and every transphobe suddenly lighting on fire and going to hell to be raped by demons for all eternity I'm pretty sure it would get like 6 gorillion upvotes. This is a big part of why the site sucks now: It turns out fostering minority community voices or whatever HR training bullshit the moderators spoke about doesn't actually improve writing quality.

 

[Valstrax]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was an SCP that was like "ohh Palestine gets a magic cum crystal that is powered by LGBT rights also BLM" or some shit.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

BLM

This reminds me, I noticed something when rereading SCP-3999 recently - the author's been editing it over the years, adding more shit to what's already a schizophrenic clusterfuck of an article. There were some faggy additions I definitely don't remember being there years ago, namely a paragraph dedicated to BLM.

Funnily enough, only a few paragraphs later, this appears that also wasn't there before:

Truly a sight for sore eyes.

The cognitive dissonance is staggering. He hates himself, he hates the website, he hates the trannies constantly inventing new inane bullshit to screech about, yet he can't admit they're the problem and he can't leave.
You know, 3999 could actually be a decent SCP if it wasn't for all the fourth wall breaks with the teary-eyed self-loathing self-insert shit, it's just so fucking cringe man.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

You know, 3999 could actually be a decent SCP

Yeah if the writer got rid of all the in-jokes, references and pathetic attempts to be postmodernist. Without all that trash however I genuinely did not "get" the core idea of the piece.

So really, throw everything in the trash and give it a complete second draft attempt from scratch and you might have a decent piece!

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Being a casual browser of both this SCP thread and SCPs proper, I was perhaps naïve in my opinion of the narrators. I would very much appreciate if anyone could link any half decent video/podcast which discusses the quality decline.

I will be fair and say that there are some people, even posts on Reddit, talking about it. But it's very...safe. For example they'll mention how YouTubers will just make videos reading off the articles and how they rarely do anything different. They're sometimes thoughtful and criticize certain safe to criticize SCPs but they fail to get into the real causes because they'd get banned instantly and downvoted to hell before their post is deleted. Outside of Reddit it's not too different. Seriously, try looking for anything talking negatively about SCP, you'll find jack shit aside from during the height of the drama back in 2018, on YouTube you'll probably find a video on someone criticizing SCP: Secret Lab, 5K, Confinement, low hanging fruit essentially. Hell I only ever found one person talking about the Secret Lab pedophile issue. Otherwise you'll find videos from-again-years ago. I did post a video of someone shitting on SCP (and RPC, funny video) a while ago but it's rare for a video like that to even exist. Even rarer will you see someone mention it's origin from 4chan as that's "probamatic" and I've already mentioned what they do to such "problems." I found more discourse from the comment section of this video than anywhere else. Also of course a guy who looks like this would defend SCP from Jim's video.

(used to be really into it in the powerscaling community, and read a SHIT ton of SCPs)

Fuckin' same man, was really fun for a while.

"Wow how do these utterly dogshit SCPs get such high scores?"

Remember, SCP is not above botting their competition with low ratings, makes you wonder if they're botting high ratings too. SCP is also hesitant to check for fake ratings and will even deny it.

The Series I articles just have a certain, well, vibe to them that I can't really put to words, and I haven't seen anything yet that replicates them.

And you never will, even moving past any nostalgia. The SCP community is pretty against the old SCPs and have even started to rewrite most of them as we discussed a while ago. You see the comments on the topic of keeping the old SCPs as they are and you'll see zoomers go "ew, old things bad." Seriously it's infuriating to see these newfags go "oh the new shit is so much better because they're our generation made them, the old shit was a product of its time but has aged poorly." Contempt is all I have for them. Any SCP with the vibes of the first SCP articles is unlikely be given attention or even rated poorly. Maybe in between writing my garbage works I'll make some videos shitting on Nu-SCP and post it around to see how many seethe. Speaking of seething and "old bad new good":

What a slimy looking faggot. What a fucking comment section.

The cognitive dissonance is staggering. He hates himself, he hates the website, he hates the trannies constantly inventing new inane bullshit to screech about, yet he can't admit they're the problem and he can't leave.
You know, 3999 could actually be a decent SCP if it wasn't for all the fourth wall breaks with the teary-eyed self-loathing self-insert shit, it's just so fucking cringe man.

+2718 by the way, kek. There's also this plebbit post calling it "one of the greatest works on the site." They really are clueless aren't they? The writer hates all that SCP has become, won't admit it because "muh wrongthink," and people eat it up.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Also of course a guy who looks like this would defend SCP from Jim's video.

wow I had no idea Slavoj Zizek was a fan of ESH-SHE-PEE

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Yeah if the writer got rid of all the in-jokes, references and pathetic attempts to be postmodernist. Without all that trash however I genuinely did not "get" the core idea of the piece.

So really, throw everything in the trash and give it a complete second draft attempt from scratch and you might have a decent piece!

I don't think those are necessarily bad things. I can buy the idea of SCP-3999 being an insane reality bending alien eldritch abomination able to torture some poor schmuck for an eternity in some kind of pocket reality by drawing on ideas and themes the character may have been familiar with, even if they're memes and references, to an extent. And then by the end there's the real document stating that the completely batshit insane shit you just read was left behind by the guy when he and the entity died. That's still explainable as in-universe and I think you could write that in a good way. What absolutely kills it is that the author outright tells you in several instances that it's all a big shitpost and he's only writing it because his life is very sad. Even the single final sentence, "and that's all i wrote," is just an added final fuck-you to the reader that reaffirms the fact the entire long ass article was a dumb joke. It's both unnecessary and corny as hell, and it's the last impression you're left with.

Basically if someone took the concept and took it seriously as a horror article when writing, instead of it being the whining of a depressed faggot, it could be great. There are a few short passages in 3999 that actually do accomplish the goal of feeling disturbing and unpredictable, which makes for good horror.

+2718 by the way, kek.

2718 is also a heavily screwed type of article which definitely isn't everyone's cup of tea but I don't think it suffers from a self-insert problem or the author self-sabotaging it like 3999 does. It has some bad pseudo-computer-science, but other than that there's nothing horribly wrong with the article, it's just more of a tale than an article and the writer and his characters are rather verbose.
Did you mean 2721 the tranny satelllite perhaps?

 

[Joe Shmoe]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was an SCP that was like "ohh Palestine gets a magic cum crystal that is powered by LGBT rights also BLM" or some shit.

To be honest a good SCP could be written about Israel and Palestine. But those faggots would just make it the thing you said because they believe in the childish belief that Palestine is a fairy tale land of diversity and equity.

+2718 by the way, kek. There's also this plebbit post calling it "one of the greatest works on the site." They really are clueless aren't they? The writer hates all that SCP has become, won't admit it because "muh wrongthink," and people eat it up.

2718 is actually one of the best SCPs on the site in my opinion. The implication that this is just what happens after death and the Foundation is trying to disguise it as an infohazard or whatever because they don't want anyone to know and there's no way to stop it is just really fucked up.

Fuckin' same man, was really fun for a while.

Yeah man, honestly some of the lore can get really interesting, like the Mekhane/Yaldabaoth stuff, thaumaturgy, alchemy, etc. I really like the Chinese and Japanese wikis as well, you have to get Google Translate to read them which can butcher some words but aside from that it's basically just SCP but without tranny bullshit. Also really like how in some Chinese articles they mix traditional Chinese mythology with SCP lore (like Fuxi is now Mekhane and Nuwa is Yaldabaoth), it's really interesting. Also I remember there was this weird guy on Reddit who spoke in wannabe Shakespeare english and sperged out anytime someone mentioned SCP saying that it is the most powerful verse in fiction and shit. Not enough for a cow but still pretty funny

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

2718 is also a heavily screwed type of article which definitely isn't everyone's cup of tea but I don't think it suffers from a self-insert problem or the author self-sabotaging it like 3999 does. It has some bad pseudo-computer-science, but other than that there's nothing horribly wrong with the article, it's just more of a tale than an article and the writer and his characters are rather verbose.
Did you mean 2721 the tranny satelllite perhaps?

I...I meant the rating. Updoots if you will.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I...I meant the rating. Updoots if you will.

Oh lol my bad. I purposely don't look at the ratings on shitty articles because ever since the 2721 shitstorm we all know it's been like reddit karma and is basically just wokeness points rather than a marker of quality.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

By the way some of those guys read their own thread. I was in one of their servers and saw a message where this "harry blank" retard said "Those kiwifarms guys are so stupid I'm not actually a quebec politician" and showing a picture of this thread. I mean if it wasn't already clear how much of a narcissist he is (making a whole tale to wish happy birthday to his self insert character for example) then yeah he literally reads his KF thread. If any SCP tranny is reading this message, YWNBAW

 

[Valstrax]

By the way some of those guys read their own thread. I was in one of their servers and saw a message where this "harry blank" retard said "Those kiwifarms guys are so stupid I'm not actually a quebec politician" and showing a picture of this thread. I mean if it wasn't already clear how much of a narcissist he is (making a whole tale to wish happy birthday to his self insert character for example) then yeah he literally reads his KF thread. If any SCP tranny is reading this message, YWNBAW

Come on, everyone! Lets say hi to the lurker!

 

[JesusChristDenton]

The only good SCP's were series 1 and 2. And the only good game is Containment Breach.
YWNBAW.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Hi Harry, just wanna let you know that you encapsulate every single thing wrong with nu-SCP.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

Hi Harry, just wanna let you know that you encapsulate every single thing wrong with nu-SCP.

Well I wouldn't say he's the sole source but yeah he's a great poster child for the shitty parts of nu-SCP

 

[Joe Shmoe]

Also I've heard somewhere that it was Kiwifarms that exposed Dr Bright as a pedophile. Is this actually true?

 

[Toolbox]

Also I've heard somewhere that it was Kiwifarms that exposed Dr Bright as a pedophile. Is this actually true?

This thread documented a lot of the information and is probably one of the only places you can reliably find it, but I'm not for sure if the expose began here. I think most of what was dug up began sometime around here in April/May 2020. It gets brought up a few times again like in 2021. The situation is what lead to this thread getting to the 280 pages it's at now. KF is at least responsible for being a place where a decent amount of info on a lot of the SCP degeneracy was published, and where some of the people being pressured by the creeps in SCP started sharing their stories. Haven't read through all of it in detail again.

On another note, Hi Harry! You're a massive fag whose helped ruin one of the best collaborative fiction projects on the internet!! Though you weren't alone in that, as shown by your pedo compadres. Good YWNBAW tidings to all other SCP writers lurking here.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

This thread documented a lot of the information and is probably one of the only places you can reliably find it, but I'm not for sure if the expose began here. I think most of what was dug up began sometime around here in April/May 2020. It gets brought up a few times again like in 2021. The situation is what lead to this thread getting to the 280 pages it's at now. KF is at least responsible for being a place where a decent amount of info on a lot of the SCP degeneracy was published, and where some of the people being pressured by the creeps in SCP started sharing their stories. Haven't read through all of it in detail again.

On another note, Hi Harry! You're a massive fag whose helped ruin one of the best collaborative fiction projects on the internet!! Though you weren't alone in that, as shown by your pedo compadres. Good YWNBAW tidings to all other SCP writers lurking here.

Well what I was asking is: Was KF the place where a lot of the evidence was originally found, or was it just compiled here? Because if it's the first then KF is actually the reason why he got found out. Also kek they even admitted that they knew about it before and just didn't do shit, they said "Some of the evidence was new and some of the evidence was things we already knew" which is a very roundabout way of saying that they allowed him to do this shit. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there's other pedophiles on the site.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Also I've heard somewhere that it was Kiwifarms that exposed Dr Bright as a pedophile. Is this actually true?

Commented an documented it maybe a few post's from people involved but we where not the source, IRC.

One saving grace of the SCP universe is the licence allows forking of any an all work under that licence so you can take a shittily executed SCP and do your own take on it easily. Hell you could take every single existing SCP an related works (they are hot on this because of the OG SCP the statue, and its old art - but that was a early honest fuck up that they are rectifying.

I mean I had an idea while thinking about this - everyone treats the wikidot site at the main canonical source for SCP stuff, but I'd like to see a fork of all current SCP's but from the POV of another SCP foundation or alike entity who are using the records of the last SCP foundations records they became aware of during something like a SCP 2000 (aka the reset button) black box record and updating there own records in comparison to the others and studying the differences and I can think of a spin off story about a specific department within the foundation that acts as a secret org inside a secret org inception thing but they are not who you'd think or work how you'd think.

Hell even a Out of world viewpoint could be made that This our current reality that you an I are sitting in is the one true stable original reality and it's the error correction alternate reality's we are essentially reading the log files of but not all of the just some of them etc and it manifests in totally safe from the paranormal way as a work of ficton and anything that results from it is a 100% naturally explainable function of stable reality.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

2721 shitstorm we all know it's been like reddit karma and is basically just wokeness points rather than a marker of quality.

Yeah that's fair, honestly I barely looked at that to begin with since that was an issue back then too. Just...far less so than it is now. I've read some articles that were poorly rated but were pretty ok (damned if I remember the number).

By the way some of those guys read their own thread. I was in one of their servers and saw a message where this "harry blank" retard said "Those kiwifarms guys are so stupid I'm not actually a quebec politician" and showing a picture of this thread. I mean if it wasn't already clear how much of a narcissist he is (making a whole tale to wish happy birthday to his self insert character for example) then yeah he literally reads his KF thread. If any SCP tranny is reading this message, YWNBAW

Looked up his page...yeah this guy is a fart sniffing faggot. Hope he reads this, though he'd probably jerk himself off because talking about these types of people in any capacity is feeding them. "These people are so mad at me because I'm so superior" type of nonsense. His Twitter is also...what I expected from a creature like him.

One saving grace of the SCP universe is the licence allows forking of any an all work under that licence so you can take a shittily executed SCP and do your own take on it easily.

For now, I've seen some really egotistical folks change their license to prevent people from making forks and "stealing their work." Usually on an open source project, for example the Sodium mod for Minecraft. Squid was always a massive cunt but making a decision like that really helps no one and cements them as a cunt everywhere but the most staunch echo chambers. Only a matter of time before SCP does that too, so you can't make any forks related to it. Not sure how much it'll affect already existing forks but only time will tell.