SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Joe Shmoe]

I'm not aware of anyone having explained it. Maybe Clef went on some damage control spree feeling bad about what he wrote, but the only edit to the actual article that I find is that in the original, the D classes assigned to 110-Montauk were to have a background as convicted sex offenders. This has been removed. I think that's a good change actually, it was a little on the nose and basically gave away that brutal rape is involved. Now there's no clear evidence of that being the case. You read through the article, your brain is screaming that this is a case of sanctioned, systematic, repeated rape, but there's nothing left unredacted to directly support your suspicion.


There are some articles where stuff like this happens. Rogue agents committing sabotage, O5s clashing and infighting, a site director mismanaging an entire site to the point of catastrophe (SCP-1730) and I'm sure there's more. I'd welcome more articles like that without the involvement of CI which is one of the gayest GoIs in the universe imo, but ah well.

I'm tempted to try to write another article myself but I'm a shit writer and I don't want to bother publishing on this gayass fucking website where "coldposting" gets you banned and tranny jannies have to vet your idea but a gay self insert blog gets 500 upvotes at launch, so there's probably no point.

Well honestly the funny thing is if it's good and gets upvotes then they can't really do anything about it, coldposting isn't banned it's just ill-advised. So if you're a good writer you can try to do it.

 

[Lone Star]

A few days into July and the icon is still all faggy. Looks like I was right, they do keep that way all the time. Knew I wasn't remembering wrong...

 

[teriyakiburns]

A few days into July and the icon is still all faggy. Looks like I was right, they do keep that way all the time. Knew I wasn't remembering wrong...

It seems to be gone on most of the site. Some articles have it permanently because of layout autisms.

 

[Lone Star]

It seems to be gone on most of the site. Some articles have it permanently because of layout autisms.

Well, guess I gotta eat my words. Really could've sworn it was up constantly all last year, but I guess not.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

i think it would make more sense if the department of defense was funding a black-budget program to "protect the interests of the united states" by investigating magical artifacts in foreign countries and shipping them off so that they can be weaponized than whatever the foundation is

Sounds like a mix between the Chaos Insurgency (weaponizing anomalies) and that one organization I don't remember the name of but is essentially tied to the...I think it's the U.S. but it could be Europe or elsewhere ("black-budget"). That was never really the Foundation's shtick, after all they're the S(ecure) C(ontain)P(rotect) Foundation. Not the S(ell)C(opius)P(roducts) Foundation. That would be the Factory and that Wondertainment shit. I know that's not what you said but I've seen arguments for selling off anomalies so I might as well made an argument against it. Besides that's Chaos again.

also, how come the foundation hasn't imploded from infighting? with an organization as big and powerful as the foundation, you'd think there'd be some internal politics or corruption, but apart from the chaos insurgency splitting off to become edgelords, no one has really tried to make money or gain power

See, I'm not sure why people are calling you Autistic with the awards. There have been "incidents" of infighting and a civil war (quite literally referenced in the 05's dossier but I believe it just means Chaos' origin) but with how willing the Foundation (more specifically 05) is to completely wipe a person/people/entire towns off the face of the planet and everyone's association to said entities on a whim I can see why people don't want to start shit. Unrelated but I tried looking into any examples of infighting but I found this plebbit post instead. Whew lad. He's right but considering the fact that the top comment is a nitpick...yeah there's no signs of intelligence anywhere there.

the O5 council are just old men who want to be immortal or something

I think they're immortal already from various methods. There was a story in another timeline of a Chaos operative who managed to assassinate the 05...somehow, don't remember, and I think it gives descriptors to what they look like. I believe some look human while others look very strange.

Maybe Clef went on some damage control spree feeling bad about what he wrote

Yeaaah that's what I remember.

This has been removed. I think that's a good change actually, it was a little on the nose and basically gave away that brutal rape is involved. Now there's no clear evidence of that being the case. You read through the article, your brain is screaming that this is a case of sanctioned, systematic, repeated rape, but there's nothing left unredacted to directly support your suspicion.

I have to agree, there are cases of pure unfiltered edge in SCP but I think those should be few and far between. SCP's horror, much like various other similar horror writing, has to rely on a description just clear enough to make people think but not clear enough to make people know exactly. The human mind is far better at scaring itself with "what might be" rather than "what is." Look at Lovecraft's work, detailed but full of mystery. So for them to later explain the procedure is beyond retarded.

I'm tempted to try to write another article myself but I'm a shit writer and I don't want to bother publishing on this gayass fucking website

You can make a blog or something, or maybe you can post your writings here. I'm struggling on my own work so maybe we Kiwis can come together and just do stuff for shits and giggles. If /tg/ can make whole fucking codices for Warhammer and various other works or /v/ can make several music albums (of varying quality) and sometimes music videos than what are we doing? Sitting here on our ass complaining about garbage instead of making not garbage? I know it's easier said than done but surely we can do something?

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

You can make a blog or something, or maybe you can post your writings here. I'm struggling on my own work so maybe we Kiwis can come together and just do stuff for shits and giggles. If /tg/ can make whole fucking codices for Warhammer and various other works or /v/ can make several music albums (of varying quality) and sometimes music videos than what are we doing? Sitting here on our ass complaining about garbage instead of making not garbage? I know it's easier said than done but surely we can do something?

Tell you hwat, I'm behind that. If you guys serve to finally get me motivated to use all the concepts I almost gave to the RCP I'm on board.

 

[Valstrax]

You can make a blog or something, or maybe you can post your writings here. I'm struggling on my own work so maybe we Kiwis can come together and just do stuff for shits and giggles. If /tg/ can make whole fucking codices for Warhammer and various other works or /v/ can make several music albums (of varying quality) and sometimes music videos than what are we doing? Sitting here on our ass complaining about garbage instead of making not garbage? I know it's easier said than done but surely we can do something?

Tell you hwat, I'm behind that. If you guys serve to finally get me motivated to use all the concepts I almost gave to the RCP I'm on board.

Ditto that, I don't care if it has a 75% chance of falling apart, I think it would be funny as hell!

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

...wow I didn't expect takers. Alright, suppose we should start with something simple, probably by posting stuff here. Should it be structured similar to SCP/RPC or something like Holders but not dogshit?

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

...wow I didn't expect takers. Alright, suppose we should start with something simple, probably by posting stuff here. Should it be structured similar to SCP/RPC or something like Holders but not dogshit?

Aren't the Holders more like rituals? Maybe that format could work for the paranormal/esoteric division briefings, like in universe is part of how you keep Gods under control sort of like SCP's The Deer.
Otherwise, I'm in favour of something relatively bare bones like this classic.

https://ia800508.us.archive.org/33/items/DOC_0000173979/DOC_0000173979.pdf

That way we don't need a Creative Commons license or to relay on AI to make images. The real feds are stingy about this kind of shit. I can see how not everyone would be on board with this one so I propose it for briefings of experiments or accounts that may serve to tell stories.

I think that the formatting is going to come to us organically, so let's just get to making descriptions:

• Classifications by danger, concealment, how much it breaks the universe if its discovered, how expensive it is to maintain.
• Is it a being, object, place or phenomenon. Can it consciously try to escape or trigger aide?
• Is there a way we can integrate it or its effects in society over time? Can we keep the lights on with this?
• Is there a way we can gaslight society into believing it to be a wife's tale or urban legend? Or make them think is normal?
• What projects or changes to the environment we need to keep this out of reach from bad actors? Proposals, conditions, site locations.
• The humane question. How you treat anomalies be the difference on living at Site-13.
• Only include names if the character has been erased from normal living completely ala MIB, saves us time thinking of names. Each project has a supervisor and team.
• What can and cannot be an anomaly. If we are going to have cyborgs and wizards we ought to establish how they can exist together.
• Separate in eras. Not all anomalies, agents and sites exist simultaneously. We can built upon previous concepts if we establish a timeline.

I got the idea that about half of the world's progress can be tracked to this organization and periodically releases new advancements, current day is a tech plateau. Get money for inventing everyday shit everyone takes for granted and funding schools for recruitment.
Magic can exist as anything that is only theoretically possible (ex. time travel, with restrictions), which creates a lobby and explains why we have Dumbledore calmly walking about in current year.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Otherwise, I'm in favour of something relatively bare bones like this classic.

>MK Ultra
Kek, also yeah that could work. But maybe a little more detailed. Bare Bones will probably not be as interesting these days but if we make it over complicated we'll just be the same people we're shitting on, minus the trannies and politics. Speaking of which, none of those...ever, especially politics. Much as I think it can work (if it's in universe) I feel that's a slippery slope. If for whatever reason someone includes politics, it should be minimum and neutral, no references or hints to actual real life politics.

• Classifications by danger, concealment, how much it breaks the universe if its discovered, how expensive it is to maintain.
• Is it a being, object, place or phenomenon. Can it consciously try to escape or trigger aide?
• Is there a way we can integrate it or its effects in society over time? Can we keep the lights on with this?
• Is there a way we can gaslight society into believing it to be a wife's tale or urban legend? Or make them think is normal?
• What projects or changes to the environment we need to keep this out of reach from bad actors? Proposals, conditions, site locations.
• The humane question. How you treat anomalies be the difference on living at Site-13.
• Only include names if the character has been erased from normal living completely ala MIB, saves us time thinking of names. Each project has a supervisor and team.
• What can and cannot be an anomaly. If we are going to have cyborgs and wizards we ought to establish how they can exist together.
• Separate in eras. Not all anomalies, agents and sites exist simultaneously. We can built upon previous concepts if we establish a timeline.

-Should be light on the symbols if we have any. Depending on the type of anomalies we allow such as radioactive, biohazard, mechanical, etc. but it should be kept short and only the essential. No "hyper-anti-abstract-memetic." It either fucks with your mind or it doesn't.
-For danger it could have one of the aforementioned hazard symbols followed by a severity number or color? For concealment perhaps a closed/half open/fully open eye symbol depending on how hard it is to conceal.
-Not sure what you mean by "breaking the universe." Do you mean reality warping or how said anomaly should not exist but here it is anyway? I'm also not sure about adding this label regardless since anomalies should already be a case of "how the fuck does this exist?" After all that's the definition of an anomaly, something out of place from the norm.
-I'm all for integrating certain anomalies into society if it can be done organically, can provide only benefits or if the side-effects aren't anything to worry about, and people won't certain things this anomaly will cause. Could also lead to a "later incident" where it was actually a bad idea and some horrible shit happens and it needs to be purged and censored, but that has to be treated very carefully as to not appear jarring and incompetent. Why would anyone sign on to integrating an anomaly into a public area that can signicantly increase the production the people in that area (gleefully working much harder than usual but without the exhaustion of overworking), but has a chance of spontaniously compusting people who sneeze.
-Gaslighting society is...pretty easy, relatively speaking. We see it all the time in real life, especially before the age of the internet where you couldn't look something up and have thousands of people talking about it and recording it. Now it's harder but not impossible, you'd be surprised how easy it is to nuke information and gaslight people into thinking it's not what it seems. The Streisand effect does not often apply unless the organization(s) hiding something is very poor at communication and fabrication. And if some nutjobs try to expose something, they can be simply labeled as that. If they're really small, silence them, if they're big enough you'll have to fabricate shit. If this organization(s) is also government funded and supported than it should be no problem at all. It's probably best to keep these writings in low population areas unless for whatever reason we plan on "pushing the timeline" where the organization(s) are forced to reveal it/themselves but I'm getting ahead of myself.
-The humane question is easy, does it show signs of Sentience or Consciousness? Is it malevolent? Benevolent? Animalistic? If it is Sentient/Conscious and it display malevolent tendencies and does not respond to any treatment to make it not malevolent, either destroy it or throw it in the deepest, darkest oubliette and make sure it doesn't get out, maybe see if this entity can be used for certain tasks before throwing it back into the oubliette, coerce it maybe depending on what it wants and how sentient it is. If it's benevolent then it should be treated as humanly as possible, might not see civilization again but staff will visit. If it's more animalistic and simply reacts to its surroundings then make it as comfortable as possible to make sure any outbursts is kept to a minimum. If it's simply an object then apply similar rules. Harmful objects are kept lock and key in specialized containment if needed, beneficial objects should be used sparingly until the effects are understood completely, and if it can be integrated into society without any issues or anyone noticing than that should also be done sparingly.
-Good, minimum named characters. Should be kept as enigmatic as possible and can help prevent or at least minigate any...Dr.Bright issues. Trannies and other bad faith actors love making a name for themselves, so if we have a "only with X happens will we have a name or description" rule they'll probably be aprehensive of it and not participate.
-Cyborgs and wizard...nah none of that until we set an established timeframe and tech level of these universe. Are said organization(s) in a timeframe that has rudimentory and experimental cybernetics? Is there psychic or magic phenomena of some level in universe due to some anomaly and the organization(s) have to keep them contained and may even recruit them like it's 40k? We shouldn't go overboard as that's how SCP turned to shit. Definitely should be a top priority to make a list of what should and shouldn't be an anomaly so we don't include some random anomalies and uh oh if it isn't the consequences of my actions, now there's all sorts of silly shit. Unless we want to lean into it for whatever reason. I mean it could work but that has to be done perfectly or else it's just jarring.
-How should the eras be? When these anomalies started to appear and when organization(s) against them started to appear in turn? If we do it too early then there would be questions as to why anomalies aren't public knowledge. But if too late then there would be questions as to why these anomalies started to appear now? We could simply not answer that of course but that may have consequences of its own in terms of the writing and may look lazy. It would be interesting to see organizations spring up and fall due to various reasons but I think there should be a concrete timeframe where most writings happen, with a few writings from a certain era. And will these writings from these organizations all be structured the same? Maybe to distinguish these organizations we can have different writing styles, like the first anomaly organization can have a more loose identification system but as the years go by the newer organization can have more organized and sophisticated descriptions. Would be more work but might be worth it to help show where and when the anomaly reports came from. Unless each future organization is a carbon copy of the first organization, in terms of how they identity and write reports of these anomalies, I've down for either.

I got the idea that about half of the world's progress can be tracked to this organization and periodically releases new advancements, current day is a tech plateau. Get money for inventing everyday shit everyone takes for granted and funding schools for recruitment.
Magic can exist as anything that is only theoretically possible (ex. time travel, with restrictions), which creates a lobby and explains why we have Dumbledore calmly walking about in current year.

Maybe the organization(s) using companies as a front and giving the masses their outdated tech that can be used safely by civies? I've already mentioned how anomalies with beneficial effects can possibly be integrated slowly into society and monitored very carefully so that would be interesting. Reminds me of how the Jews in Wolfenstein hoarded their advanced tech from the world, but less stupid. "Here are these anti-depressants that work instantly and come from the excrament of a frog anomaly, but we don't tell them about the anomaly part." Also "Dumbledore calmly" lol. Again we should establish some rules first before we decide whether or not magic should exist, how strong it is, and whether it's common practice and known or kept secret only from these organizations and maybe the higher ranks of a government.

 

[BirdUp]

• Is there a way we can gaslight society into believing it to be a wife's tale or urban legend? Or make them think is normal?

everyone already thinks magic is fake and belongs in movies
maybe this kind of magic is ancient and remained mostly unknown until archeologists found a tomb somewhere with a grimoire or a magical artifact
civilians will never see true magic unless an operation gets FUBARed

That way we don't need a Creative Commons license or to relay on AI to make images. The real feds are stingy about this kind of shit. I can see how not everyone would be on board with this one so I propose it for briefings of experiments or accounts that may serve to tell stories.

i attached two guides about how ORCON information works and how to format classified documents
here is the latest executive order about how to classify information
also i recommend reading the files that snowden leaked to get a feel of how these bureaucratic documents look like

I got the idea that about half of the world's progress can be tracked to this organization and periodically releases new advancements, current day is a tech plateau. Get money for inventing everyday shit everyone takes for granted and funding schools for recruitment.

i prefer the idea of a secret arms race between rival countries to see how much shit they can give each other without causing natural disasters or wars
forget nukes; imagine spells that could manipulate weather patterns, induce mass hallucinations, or even shift the tides of battle by bolstering allies or weakening enemies

Maybe the organization(s) using companies as a front and giving the masses their outdated tech that can be used safely by civies? I've already mentioned how anomalies with beneficial effects can possibly be integrated slowly into society and monitored very carefully so that would be interesting. Reminds me of how the Jews in Wolfenstein hoarded their advanced tech from the world, but less stupid. "Here are these anti-depressants that work instantly and come from the excrament of a frog anomaly, but we don't tell them about the anomaly part."

that works until the scientists look at the antidepressants under a microscope and find out that they don't conform to chemistry or biology, which will get these companies into deep shit
in my case, you wouldn't want to give your enemies the means of creating guns that never miss or armor that absorbs any nonmagical attack, let alone civilians

 

[Fortyone]

A few days into July and the icon is still all faggy. Looks like I was right, they do keep that way all the time. Knew I wasn't remembering wrong...

I think I remember them cycling between the homo flag icon, the tranny flag icon and other throughout the year, and the discords with the top writers/jannies of the site have the homo flag icon up year round.

 

[McMitch]

The problem with trying to make a long-term collaborative writing project is eventually anyone with skill in writing can just move on to make their own work, and anyone remaining are the type of person where that's the limit of their ability: that is losers.

 

[Fortyone]

The problem with trying to make a long-term collaborative writing project is eventually anyone with skill in writing can just move on to make their own work, and anyone remaining are the type of person where that's the limit of their ability: that is losers.

This is true to an extent, there is alot of "aspiring" (unable to make enough money to live) writers still hanging on to scp.

From what I saw when I was involved with the wiki for a while (about a year ago, I have 2 scps that managed to make it on the wiki through the green light process) is that alot of the "staff" on the wiki are really just power chasing trannies that spend all day on discord and/or irc obsessing over politics and nintendo slop. They hang on to scp because it's a power trip and they get to deny all the chuds access to their platform while controling scp as they see fit. The current scp moderators/team/whatever kind of hate the concept and brand and want to move away from it but can't because it's all they have.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

The amount of..."fan art" with this twink and SCP-049 is gay.

 

[Valstrax]

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The amount of..."fan art" with this twink and SCP-049 is gay.

That's literally just an unironic anime twink.

 

[AnOminous]

That's literally just an unironic anime twink.

SCP are pretty much tranny Pokemon at this point. "Oh, it's just a faggot cat. It's the 50th fucking faggot-ass cat!"

 

[Toolbox]

Found out today that this SCP exists.

Well, existED, (A) if it's still around on the site it's not in the main wiki, instead it was replaced with this much more innocuous one in late 2020, I assume after the site updated to it's new, more horrendous format. (A) It's classic vaguely veiled fetish shit, with a bare attempt at making it seem like it's something other than that. The article in it's entirety doesn't improve on this screencap, yet this iteration of 3651 got higher ratings over the time it was online, likely around 2 ish years than the new one's had in four. Says a lot about the site's audience.

This article about an alternate reality Earth where everyone just has so much sex seemingly caused by a viral weapon that made everyone really horny at the tail end of ww2, apparently required five different writers and four proofreaders. You can find this comment here.

Here's the addendum where that's detailed, by the way.

Spoiler: Why

Mission Abstract: To survey and collect historical information regarding SCP-3651-A civilization.

Assigned Task Force: Mobile Task Force Lambda-5 "White Rabbits" (4 members)

Additional Information: The following is a transcript of audio and video recordings captured by MTF L-5, who were enrolled in a World History 101 course located at Red Rocks Community College in Lakewood, Colorado for anthropological observations.

[BEGIN LOG]

Site Command: L-5, this is Site Command. Report.

Wolfe: Squad Leader Wolfe, checking in.

Briggs: Briggs, checking in.

Olsen: Olsen, checking in.

North: North, checking in.

Site Command: Understood. Confirm that all agents are at the insertion point.

Wolfe: Confirmed.

Site Command: Good. Proceed with insertion. Collect all necessary data and proceed to Extraction Zone A.

Wolfe: Understood. Moving in.

MTF L-5 team entered Room 2573, located at the West Wing of the RRCC main campus. Classroom is attended by sixteen (16) students. Each chair seated two students, one in the others’ lap, in any combination of genders engaged in non-penetrative sexual activity.

Wolfe: Right, Olsen you're with me. There're two empty seats in the back.

Olsen: Got it, boss.

Team moves up classroom, sitting down on vacant chairs in the 2nd and 4th row.

An SCP-3651-1 Caucasian male, estimated age 35-40, enters the classroom wearing a solid green dress shirt and blue tie. The lower half of his body is completely exposed. Subject sets down a brown satchel on his desk and proceeds to walk toward a whiteboard.

Instructor: "Good afternoon and welcome to World History 101. My name is Arton Lowry."

Subject is seen writing his name on the whiteboard with a black marker pen.

Instructor: "I'm a professor here in the History department and, uhhh-"

Subject flips through a stapled sheet of paper, pacing back and forth between the classroom.

Instructor: "-first, I want to go through the basics of this class and tell you a bit of how it's organized."

Instructor spends the next 30 minutes going over the course curriculum, syllabus, and RRCC rules and regulations. After completing class orientation, the instructor walks to the back of room, powers off the classroom lights, and turns on an overhead projector. The projector displays WWII-era German troops marching through Warsaw, Poland after invading the nation on September 1st, 1939.

Instructor: "Okay, I know you're all excited to go home but we have a few minutes left and I want to go through a brief introduction of this course before I send everyone off."

Instructor clicks on a remote control, displaying a slide of American troops storming the beaches of Normandy, France, on June 6, 1944.

Instructor: "So to begin, World War II is so enormous in its scope and savagery, it's almost impossible to imagine, let alone encompass in a short lecture. Humankind's powers of reason and capacity for irrationality remained unchanged on the eve of World War II. What changed was the technology of destruction: ships and tanks and planes of prodigious power, a cascade of destructive force culminating in the atomic bomb."

The slide switches to a mushroom cloud which fills the screen.

Instructor: "On August 6th. 1945, the United States dropped a nuclear bomb over the city of Hiroshima. The destruction was massive. Over 100,000 civilian deaths in a single day. But that's not the end. Not yet. I want to show you a video clip taken on August 7th, 1945 a day just after the bombing."

The slide switches to a WWII-era news broadcast clip hosted on the popular video-sharing website YouTube. Upon pressing play, the clip initially shows the ruins of Hiroshima. A Japanese war correspondent is on screen, walking through rubble. Approx. 0:39 seconds later, an unidentified figure is seen hovering over Hiroshima. The camera man points at it.

The camera zooms in and reveals a Japanese female, estimated age 40-45, wearing an ornate kimono. The individual remains motionless before the camera oversaturates in a mass of light of indeterminate size and luminosity. Camera cuts off feed.

The next clip auto-plays after approximately 5 seconds.

A nationwide broadcast by former White House Press Secretary Charlie Ross is filmed by CBS News. The date at the bottom reads "August 10th, 1945".

Ross: "A state of emergency has been declared in the United States of America, including all overseas dependencies, and the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico. We face- We, uh- For reasons yet to be determined, hostilities between both Allied and Axis forces have abruptly ceased without Allied Command issuing any formal ceasefire.

Furthermore, on August 7th, the US War Department received reports of widespread acts of indecency, both heterosexual and homosexual in nature, between Axis and Allied troops deployed in the European and Pacific Theater. Reports from Berlin indicate that occupying Soviet troops have also succumbed to this strange affliction.

US War Secretary Henry Stimson has authorized an indefinite deferral of the return of all troops and material from the European and Pacific Theaters in an attempt to prevent the epidemic from reaching American shores. We don't know what it is, or how it is transmitted. The War Department has dismissed the possibility, raised by some commentators, that we may be witnessing the effects of an Axis 'Wonder Weapon' deployed in a final act of revenge.

Those affected have no symptoms of any disease. However, we do know that its influence has been spreading.

On August 8th, further reports were documented in Algeria that conflicts between the National Liberation Front and the French colonial government have spontaneously ceased, and that the epidemic of public indecency has spread to the southern coast of the Mediterranean. As in Europe and in the Pacific, these acts are occurring between antagonistic forces and display both heterosexual and homosexual natures. Later that day, civil disruption resulting from public indecency was reported as far as South Africa, and within Russia, China, and Japanese-occupied Indochina.

On August 9th, we received reports that similar incidents have occurred in Australia, South America, and Mexico. The epidemic is on our borders. President Truman has outlined a plan to deal with situations that may arise within the United States…"

The camera cuts to U.S. Secretary of War Henry L. Stimson.

Stimson: "As of 8 a.m., Eastern Standard Time, the president has declared the continental United States under martial law. A nationwide curfew of 7 p.m., tonight, has been put into effect, and any citizen caught outdoors between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. is subject to arrest, and detention without counsel. In order to halt the spread of this anomaly, our nation's borders with Canada and Mexico have been sealed. No questions."

Video ends. Instructor turns off projector and flips on classroom lights.

Instructor: "And that, as they say, was that. There was no more talk of an epidemic soon after. A few enclaves in some parts of the world such as the Middle East and the American South resisted the phenomenon for a time on religious grounds, but today virtually everyone accepts the advantages of erotic living over mankind's destructive tendencies.

And the world was better off for it; and not just because it brought an end to conflict and violence. All of the wealth we had been wasting on bombers and battleships, the brainpower squandered building more powerful bombs, was redirected to more constructive uses, and it paid dividends.

Advances in the biological and medical sciences were catapulted light-years ahead in the subsequent decades. The resistance-proof antibiotics and antivirals which helped us eradicate syphilis and herpes would later help us eradicate smallpox and treat life-threatening bacterial infections.

The gene therapies and metabolic enhancers we use to become more virile and desirable have saved thousands from living with congenital disorders and birth defects. Even our reversible contraceptive drugs have helped us to live productive lives and bring children into the world precisely when we're ready to give them the most nurturing environment in which to grow up.

Humans are living longer, looking better, and fucking harder than at any time in human history. And we have them to thank for that."

[END LOG]

To make things even more autistic, the author(s) need to try and push that the world would totally be better for ending up like this.

A positive of this situation, other than this being entirely replaced by an article about an anomalous fog that kidnaps children in Japan, is the main author, akibahara, seemingly left the SCP wiki not too long after this. (A) Might be an account worth checking out to see just how much more of this shit they got up to. The funniest thing about this dumpster fire of an article is the Greek portal to porn world wasn't even the first thing to be replaced, it was somehow deemed good enough to write over the initial submission, which while, yeah, it was babby's first poorly written schlock, would have been, if given to a better author, a much better fit to SCP than what followed it.

 

[AnOminous]

The amount of..."fan art" with this twink and SCP-049 is gay.

It's pretty much standard for >current year SCP that a popular SCP is a gay twink that is Euclid or whatever for sucking enormous numbers of cocks. Next Keter is just going to be an Internet shitposter who calls troons men. Just call it K.J. Worlnig.

It's classic vaguely veiled fetish shit, with a bare attempt at making it seem like it's something other than that.

Lmao it's basically just an AIDS Acropolis.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

*snip*

Absolute freaks of nature. Seriously, people see no problem with this and the rest of the shitshow that is SCP now and it's just sad. Reminder, people would rather have this than the original SCPs.