SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[MugolEx]

never knew soyteens have their own version of the scpwiki

https://soysylum.org/Main_Page

Gemerald.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

never knew soyteens have their own version of the scpwiki

https://soysylum.org/Main_Page

Like I said, I fucking hate Wojacks. Though...I rather browse this site than SCP these days.
Anyway, new featured artists:

Spoiler: Looooooooong

Bit weeby with the faces, also what even is this supposed to represent? Speaking of faces:

Now that's a schnoz boy, God damn. Apparently it's inspired by this, and here's some..."artwork" from this (retardedly long) article:

Holy fuck this is awful.

That face.

This man is in agony.

Are they nutting?

If you told me this was someone trying to draw the "white woman yells at cat meme" from memory, I'd believe you.

This is the worst of it, right?

JESUS CHRIST.
Let's uh, let's move on. Next one is a bunch by the author as a gift exchange:

Mf just wants to grill but his son is using his propane in a square box to fight of an unspeakable horror.

You're telling me we have a guy in a fucking beach chair burning an eldritch god every day!?
Pretty much. Now about that budget increase...

I really hope this is secretly satire because that would be a breath of fresh air, mocking what SCP devolved into. If not from the artist (which we will see that it's not), but from the recipient.

Borderline coomery. Women (and troons) and rape fantasies go hand-in-hand after all.

Not even going to comment on that.

Not even going to pretend to know anything about this, moving on.

Tumblr aids, next.

More Tumblr aids plus danger piercings, and it's over. Honestly needs a crosspost (or whatever that term is) in the SJW art thread...maybe I should.
And the last featured artist isssssss:

...even without comparing this to the other artists, this is pretty dope. Apparently it's from something called Speed-Demon. This isn't even SCP anymore but you know, that might be a good thing...

 

[Valstrax]

"STOP NOSTALGIA-POSTING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SCPS!! THEY'RE BIGOTED AND OUTDATED!!!!"

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Holy fuck this is awful.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Here is a stream Metokur did in 2018 where he read through the fine works of fiction on the wiki and the butthurt on Reddit he created. It's aged like wine.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Here is a stream Metokur did in 2018 where he read through the fine works of fiction on the wiki and the butthurt on Reddit he created. It's aged like wine.

I was expecting that other video rather than a stream, God bless Metokur. Whenever community he tackles just fucking implodes.

 

[Bagger 293]

after some further research, it's probably about the bright thing (he refused to state his reason for deleting his works, but one can assume.). kalinin has always been a "i'm a real author doing real author things, the scp wiki is serious business" type of guy, and the current discussion about deleting everything bright ever posted probably dismayed him a lot. imagine if we did that in real life - 80% of all french authors would be erased from history.
funnily enough, they are seriously debating on just removing the deletion function entirely now. clear sign of the site doing well.

It's a real shame because Kalinin was, in my opinion, by far the best frequent author the site ever had, and although I did stop paying much attention after around 4000 I don't think I missed anything good. Hope of hopes he is planning on putting his stuff into another medium (a site, blog, book maybe) and publishing, like qntm did except he didn't delete the Antimemetics Division stories off the site (also worth reading).

However, either in the meantime or if he never does release them, anyone who's interested can read his stuff on the wayback machine

https://web.archive.org/web/20231208141939/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kalinin-s-personnel-file

(Coverage on other archives seems to be spotty unfortunately. If I'd known he was doing this I would have archived the pages locally too.) I advise not to read 001 first since it's huge and more easily understood after at least a few others; probably just read them in order from 186 until you get to 2798, which links to 001.

 

[DJ Nerrate]

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"STOP NOSTALGIA-POSTING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SCPS!! THEY'RE BIGOTED AND OUTDATED!!!!"

Don't you love it how newfags enter the community and start giving their very important "hot takes"? Including shitting on the older stuff.
Was it the popularization of the fandom in 2019-2021 that did this to the ENG SCP community? I've only lurked in the RU branch up until recently, so can't really tell when this cancer had started.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Don't you love it how newfags enter the community and start giving their very important "hot takes"? Including shitting on the older stuff.
Was it the popularization of the fandom in 2019-2021 that did this to the ENG SCP community? I've only lurked in the RU branch up until recently, so can't really tell when this cancer had started.

It wasnt newfags it was the LITERAL STAFF

 

[DJ Nerrate]

It wasnt newfags it was the LITERAL STAFF

I mean, was it not under the pressure of newfags?
Easy example: SCP-166's discussion. You'll be able to see how it goes from "that's gross and terrifying, good job writing it, really makes you feel shit" to "that's gross and terrifying, you're a pedo for writing it, delete this immediately". And you'll find just the point in time when the tide shift occurred.
No, I know that the staff was always filled with libs. But those were 4chan libs, and then they got shamed into compliance by Tumblr libs, which is a whole other type of lib. Hope this makes sense.

 

[Valstrax]

Don't you love it how newfags enter the community and start giving their very important "hot takes"? Including shitting on the older stuff.
Was it the popularization of the fandom in 2019-2021 that did this to the ENG SCP community? I've only lurked in the RU branch up until recently, so can't really tell when this cancer had started.

It wasnt newfags it was the LITERAL STAFF

In the words of Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

I mean, was it not under the pressure of newfags?
Easy example: SCP-166's discussion. You'll be able to see how it goes from "that's gross and terrifying, good job writing it, really makes you feel shit" to "that's gross and terrifying, you're a pedo for writing it, delete this immediately". And you'll find just the point in time when the tide shift occurred.
No, I know that the staff was always filled with libs. But those were 4chan libs, and then they got shamed into compliance by Tumblr libs, which is a whole other type of lib. Hope this makes sense.

Bro really trying to make excuses for his thinly veiled erotica.

 

[DJ Nerrate]

Bro really trying to make excuses for his thinly veiled erotica.

Wanted to write an actual reply, but checked your post history. Not today, Satan.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Don't you love it how newfags enter the community and start giving their very important "hot takes"? Including shitting on the older stuff.

Look no further than this absolute class act and his following for the perfect example:

I had to dig for that shit again from the mountain of posts I made here.

Wanted to write an actual reply, but checked your post history. Not today, Satan.

 

[Valstrax]

Look no further than this absolute class act and his following for the perfect example:

I had to dig for that shit again from the mountain of posts I made here.

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TLDR; Old Thing Bad, New Thing Good, don't ask questions just consume product.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Look no further than this absolute class act and his following for the perfect example:

How does someone not kill themselves after being subjected to this?



He looks like he spikes women's drinks at a resort.

 

[Valstrax]

He looks like he spikes women's drinks at a resort.

They should fight.

 

[The Spoils of War]

They should fight.

They're both sworn enemies. One's the rapist, the other's the protector.

Don't remember if this was posted, or was it the trailer? That thumbnail is shit but I'll see how the actual video is.

I think Redacted is a better web series than this:

It's still rough, but it has better direction.

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Scp-682: Hard to please reptile
Item #: SCP-682
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 is to be kept in a 5m x 5m x 10m chamber lined with 30cm soundproof panels inside the containment chamber, in addition cameras are to be installed 1 meter below the ceiling to record the procedure. At all times there must be around 150 men of African descent, now dubbed the bvlls, on site and at least three bvlls in the chamber engaging in intercourse with SCP-682 at all times. The bvlls are to be prepared via diet consisting of vegetables, fish, pineapple and prescription zinc. In addition a rudimentary training regiment is to be employed under the supervision of a mtf squad member. Afterwards the bvlls should be doped with Viagra, Testosterone, Ecstasy and one reading of scp-7696. Afterwards they are fit to engage in intercourse with SCP-682.

Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like humanoid creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of men of European and Asian descent, with a fondness for human males of African descent. (See addendum 2bc)

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution. It has been noted SCP 682 shrinks in size and relative strength in the presence of humans of African descent. Appearing more docile when in the presence of African men.

In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. All teams are to be occupied by a bvll. The MTF members are to threaten the bvll's life and negotiate with SCP-682 until it returns to the containment chamber. If the negotiations fail then the MTF are to fully engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6).

Spoiler: Addendum 682-2BC

<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>
Dr. ██████: Now, why did you kill those farmers?
SCP-682: (No verbal communication)
Dr. ██████: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-
SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)
SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)
Dr. ██████: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.
SCP-682: …they were (Incomprehensible)…
Dr. ██████: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!
Personnel D-085: Her throat's messed up man, look at it! She ain't talking- (Gasps and screams)
SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085's body) …they were… crakkkas…
Dr. ██████: (Retreats from the room)
<End Log>

 

[The Spoils of War]

Scp-682: Hard to please reptile
Item #: SCP-682
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 is to be kept in a 5m x 5m x 10m chamber lined with 30cm soundproof panels inside the containment chamber, in addition cameras are to be installed 1 meter below the ceiling to record the procedure. At all times there must be around 150 men of African descent, now dubbed, the bvlls, on site and at least three bvlls in the chamber engaging in intercourse with SCP-682 at all times. The bvlls are to be prepared via diet consisting of vegetables, fish, pineapple and prescription zinc. In addition a rudimentary training regiment is to be employed under the supervision of a mtf squad member. Afterwards the bvlls should be doped with Viagra, Testosterone, Ecstasy and one reading of scp-7696. Afterwards they are fit to engage in intercourse with SCP-682.

Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like humanoid creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of men of European and Asian descent, with a fondness for human males of African descent. (See addendum 2bc)

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution. It has been noted SCP 682 shrinks in size and relative strength in the presence of humans of African descent. Appearing more docile when in the presence of African men.

In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. All teams are to be occupied by a bvll. The MTF members are to threaten the bvll's life and negotiate with SCP-682 until it returns to the containment chamber. If the negotiations fail then the MTF are to fully engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6).

Please don't post your rapefics here.