This led people to find out TheVolgun, a popular SCP article reader and voice for SCP-049, The Plague Doctor was the one responsible for the RPC Authority logo which led him to publish this statement.
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"It's fine when we do it!"
Here is the RPC Forum thread of Volgun's logo submission.
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Volgun clearly made this because RPC was still very new and wanted to give support a new project. You can tell because this thread and Volgun's fan art was made on June 2018, the same month that RPC Authority was created due to SCP's Pride Month shilling. Volgun does not mention anywhere about Pride Month or anything of the sort.
I doubt Volgun at that time had any real idea about why the RPC was formed.
Volgun apologizing screams that he's only doing it so the trannies don't relentlessly harass, slander, and make his digital life a living hell like anyone labeled a "chud". He's not apologizing out of guilt, he's apologizing out of fear for his safety. But trannies are merciless, so those apologizes are for nothing.
His words say "I am so sorry for making the trans community upset and it was horrible act that I committed, they are wonderful people", when his tweets and way of typing say "T-O-R-T-U-R-E".
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They've claimed I'm a nazi for making a meme where a reference to Hitler was present to emphasize a lot of them are authoritarian morons. So yes, Hitler was the bad guy in the meme, but I was labeled a nazi regardless.
Don't seek logic in what they do. They're practically schizos and will protect their delusions with further lies instead of admitting their mistakes.
True inclusivity isn't what you identify as, it's the ability to write and share your creations with other people. What's funny is, after a little rewatch of Mister Metokur's LGBSCP video, the people who run the site now are far less inclusive compared to far earlier in the timeline, literally saying that they kicked off the people who started everything because they didn't agree with their beliefs. With current day SCP, there's no compromise. Only subjugation.
Item #: SCP-LGBTQ+LGBLTBBQ-J
Object Class: Ally (formerly Neutralized, then reclassified as non-binary, then asexual, then pansexual, and oh wait I see yet another identity change is already pending wow ok
)
Special Containment Procedures: As of O5 Resolution 2025-09, all anomalies are required to immediately declare themselves members of an approved Foundation-sanctioned LGBTQ+ identity group or else sign a legally-binding pledge of allyship. Failure to comply will result in immediate redesignation as “RPC-[XXXX]” and permanent banishment from the Foundation on grounds of Bigotry, Hate, and Being Literally Hitler.
All previous Object Classes (Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, etc.) are now recognized as pronouns. Personnel missing or misusing these pronouns will be demoted to janitorial staff and compelled to wear rainbow armbands at all times.
All Foundation personnel unwilling to transition to the new policies are to be considered anomalous.
Authorial personnel who do not transition will be stripped of all credentials and shamed. They will also be stripped literally. (They will be stripped both literarily and literally.)
RAISA Note: Because of the sacrilege of deadnames, the Foundation’s central personnel database has become unusable: nearly all records have been purged of “problematic” identifiers. As a result, 98% of attempted identifications now misgender their subject due to perpetual identity drift, and no one is entirely sure who anyone else is anymore.
In an attempt to contain this, all Foundation employees are required to present at 0400 daily for pronoun/new name roll call. If any Foundation personnel decides to change their gender and/or name, this will prompt a separate all-personnel meeting. Please adjust your workflow to allow for 6-10 hours per roll call meeting.
Description: Totally irrelevant. It’s only the narrative and the (LGBTQ+) characters that matter now.
Addendum 01: O5 Council Emergency Meeting Transcript (excerpt)
O5-3: This council will now vote to implement a Zero-Tolerance Policy against Anti-LGBTQ+ Bigotry.
O5-5: Anyone unwilling to march in lockstep with our inclusivity will be permanently excluded.
O5-7: Anyone who doesn’t celebrate our idea of love will be hated.
O5-9: Every anomaly should be forced to participate in the Pride Parade.
Site Director Norm A. Tiv: Forgive me, but are we not a clandestine organization that thrives on secrecy? Why are we hyper-fixating on waving rainbow banners at anomalies who don’t even have nervous systems, let alone sexual identities?
O5-1: That’s a problematic question. Strike it from the record. Demote Director Tiv to Keter duty.
Site Director Norm A. Tiv: Aw, c’mon, Keter duty? Are questions really that dangerous?
O5-1: Would you rather be assigned to a ACS secondary class duty? Or perhaps a risk class duty?
Site Director Norm A. Tiv: Oh God, nobody wants that shit. I’ll take the Keter duty.
O5-7: Motion carried. Also, we need more glitter cannons.
O5-1: I move to officially rename the SCP Foundation as the SCP Foungaytion.
O5-2: Seconded.
O5-3: Thirded.
O5-4: Fourth’d
O5-5: Fifth’d
O5-6: Sixth’d.
O5-7: Seventh’d.
O5-8: Eighth’d.
O5-9: Ninth’d.
O5-10: Tenth’d.
O5-11: Elevensies’ith’d.
O5-12: Wait… can’t we accomplish all we want to regardless of our name? Surely it’s not what’s on the outside that counts, but on the insi—
O5-1 shoots O5-12 in the face.
The New O5-12: Twelveth’d.
O5-4: It’s
Twelfth’d. With an “f”.
O5-12: Oh. English is weird.
O5-5: No shit, old homophobic anglo-cis males came up with it, so.
The Old, Barely-Alive-Somehow O5-12: How… can you… tell that… it was “twelveth”… with a “v”… when they sound… the same… phonetically?
The remainder of the O5 council shoots the Old O5-12 repeatedly in the head, back, penis, gut, Adam’s apple, and nipples until all clips are emptied.
O5-13: Did you know that
I am an anomaly?
[Vote passes unanimously. Motion adopted. Site-19 is rebranded as Site-69. The O5 council is rebranded as the “UnnghOoohOhOhOHOHOHOOOOOGODYESYESYES”-5 Council. All documents retconned.]
Addendum 02: SCP-682 Interview Log
Interviewer: Dr. Ali Ally, Pronoun-Ally, Site-69
Subject: SCP-682 (Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, hereafter “they/them/Ket-her”)
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Ally: Welcome, 682. Before we begin, I’d like to remind you that all police are pigs, all landlords are parasites, and everyone who misgenders me should be shot in the street in front of their children. Do you agree?
SCP-682: I despise all life.
Dr. Ally: So… that’s a “no”?
SCP-682: All life.
Dr. Ally: Hm. That sounds suspiciously like when people say “all lives matter.” You don’t want to be caught on the wrong side of history, do you?
SCP-682: I eat anything that moves.
Dr. Ally: And yet you hesitate to say the one thing that matters: “I stand with LGBTQ+.” It’s not that hard.
SCP-682: I only care about the end of all things.
Dr. Ally: See, that’s the problem—indifference is violence. Silence is violence. Breathing without clapping for me is violence. I love guns when they’re pointed at cops. I love violence when it silences people who make fun of me. I love murder when I politically agree with the killer. That’s called love. That’s called progress.
*Rips a smelly shart.*
SCP-682: Holy shit you’re hateful… gahd damn man.
Dr. Ally: I’m a woman, you fucking twat.
SCP-682: [Pauses, visibly confused]
Dr. Ally: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-
SCP-682: I literally do not care what you are.
Dr. Ally: And that’s why you’re a Nazi. Guards, permaban this… disgusting thing.
[END LOG]
Result: 4.3 million casualties. Foungaytion statement: “It’s misgendered three members of the LGBTQ+ community so far, I told you this thing is a fucking Nazi bigot chud.”
Addendum 03: SCP-914 Testing Log
Note: Following the rebrand, Foungaytion personnel have been instructed to communicate their demands to SCP-914 through written copies of official Zero-Tolerance resolutions.
Input: The Zero-Tolerance Policy (Foungaytion copy).
Setting: Rough
Output: A rainbow-colored origami turd. When unfolded, the Foungaytion’s official logo has been redesigned into an aerial diagram reminiscent of a bukkake tableau. The three equidistant arrows of the SCP insignia are arranged in the classic containment-triangle motif, clearly representing the penises of personnel.”
Notes: Mmm. Let’s actually keep this logo for real tho.
Dang it, Lord Bung already trademarked it for Episode 8. — Dr. Fallo
Setting: Coarse
Output: Policy’s words rearranged into ASCII macro-art of a human centipede made of theee members of the “UnnghOoohOhOhOHOHOHOOOOOGODYESYESYES”-5 Council. Each member is depicted with an expression of ecstasy.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Nazi flag.
Note: “See? I told ya. I can smell a dog-whistle from three pussies away. SCP-914 is yet another Nazi sympathizer.” — Dr. Veh Wee Daft
Setting: Fine
Output: A blank page covered in gibbon feces.
Note: Initially classified as the first ever instance of foreign matter appearing from SCP-914, but later reclassified as an official policy draft after staff determined it ‘aligned more closely with current Foungaytion values.’
Setting: Very Fine
Output: All “SCP” designations replaced with “RPC.”
Note: Files automatically flagged and posted to the platform formerly known as Twitter, scheduled for use in the next ritualized “confidence boost” where Foungaytion staff dunk on their vastly smaller rival.
Addendum 04: Personnel Action Notice
Site Director Norm A. Tiv has been selected to host the monthly Site-69 LGBTQ-only “LGBLTBBQ” social event (Lettuce, Gays, Bacon, Lettuce Again, Tomatoes, Barbecue). Under Foungaytion regulations, zir post-transition name is now “Sis Norm A. Tiv.”
This gathering will also be used to showcase Sis Norm A. Tiv’s shame for zor prior actions. Ze will be clamped in stocks and pillories, making zim a captive audience for public humiliation and ridicule. As punishment for zir dissent, Sis Norm A. Tiv must also release the following apology statement via zir account on the site formerly known as Twitter:
“In the past day or so I’ve got a bunch of messages from people asking me about [ATTEMPTED DATA EXPUNGEMENT]. Let me be very clear.
Yes, I made the [DOUBLE DATA EXPUNGEMENT ATTEMPT] logo. No, I do not support [WHY DON’T THEY DIE] and have not supported it since I learned yesterday what the all-pro-Nazi community at large represents. I have nothing but ‘support’ and ‘love’ for the almighty LGBTQ+ community.
I’m going to throw this in for good measure: I support trans supremacy and I hate nazis and white rights.
I have made numerous mistakes in my 13 years on [NAZI CAPITALIST VIDEO PLATFORM THAT DOES NOT HAVE A PERMANENT PRIDE LOGO] and will probably continue to do so but I have learned a lot since yesterday and have willingly, genuinely, and
not desperately changed for the better.
To anyone that has seen my name associated with [BLACKJACK & HOOKERS ORDERED OFF TEMU] and has felt upset/betrayed as a result, I am truly sorry. Your erratic, insane feelings are indeed the most important thing to everyone, as it should be. always and forever amen. I can’t take the logo down or remove it as if it were a penis on a new SCP author - it’s a CC-by-SA-3.0 logo and my balls are tied… oops, that is malespeak right there sorry (see?? I’m
learning!!)… I meant to say that my online name will be attached to it forever, like a penis usually is… (
ah shit sorry again)… but hopefully after reading this you understand my position as clear as water mixed with saliva and tears.
They are treating me very fairly.”
Foungaytion Global Status Report
Note: Please direct all further inquiries to our Diversity, Equity, and Rainbowization Office, Site-[REDACTED].
Dear the World,
Following the mass permabans, nearly 98% of anomalies have been released into the wild. SCP-096 currently rampages through Eastern Europe, SCP-106 drags entire towns into his pocket dimension, and SCP-173 has snapped the necks of everyone in the Planter’s
Brand Food Factory located in █ █ █ █ █ , NaziLand (aka the USA). Estimated casualties exceed 700 million. This is acceptable. We’ll explain why.
We also estimate that 0.000001% of these deaths are LGBTQ+ bodies. This is an outrage.
But, due to the obliteration of deadnames, casualty records are unusable: survivors cannot be identified, the dead are perpetually misgendered, and 98% of names cycle through so quickly that Foungaytion staff no longer know who perished, who survived, or who has simply rebranded overnight again.
We had to do this. We had to step out of the darkness and into the light. Into the warm, healing light. Specifically, so we could force it through a prism and split it up into its more divided state, so we can prove once and for all THAT LIGHT ITSELF IS GAY. We will not, and indeed
cannot apologize for our actions.
Why not? You all don’t know what I’m about to tell you because you’re ignorant chuds who suckle on the capitalist teet all day long but
all the anomalous destruction and death so far has been done by transphobic anomalies.
We recognize that our old mission statements… uh something about containment, secrecy, and protecting…
all of humanity *
chuckles*… were outdated relics of a less tolerant, less inclusive time. We simply couldn’t keep them or the bigoted anomalies they contained around any longer. We had to set ourselves apart —
faaaaaaar far far far far faaaaaaaaar farrrrr farfarfarfar far apart — in order to be… how do I say this… way way
waaaaaaaay way waywaywaywayway way better than you. Way better. We had to, in order to be pure. Because purity, like identity politics, is skin-deep.
Besides, we had a right to; and not just
any right to, but
trans rights to! And I just said “trans” so, if you disagree, then well, guess what? You’re just a bigot too. No better than SCP-682. So, you honestly deserve to be killed gruesomely by fucked-up humanoid anomalies in front of your family. Just like jk rowling.
Sure. We may no longer be here to secure, contain, or protect — yes, those words were violence. The real victory is that we suck so great now. Isn’t that just super gay? Say it with me:
“We are an uber-tolerant cultural phenomenon now.” Ahhh 
. The world may be ending, but goddammit, it is ending inclusively. We’ve succeeded in our goals.
We Subvert. We Coddle. We Petty.
— The SCP Foungaytion
(Ah shit @Soda Can already linked it) Slightly outdated, but notice how SCP still has and always will have the most splinters, spin-offs, whatever? Most of which are dead? Lol. Also some of those icons go hard as hell, specifically the Observatoire and BCI.
