SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

The writing “staff interacting are to identify as women” rather than “staff interacting must identify as women” makes it sound like the male staff members are putting on wigs and dresses just so they can deal with it. Maybe I’m just being an ESL retard but that would at least be funny.

You're not being an ESL retard - you're trying in vain to make sense of an inherently asinine concept.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Staff has finally reached a solution to the Bright Article question.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17590894/discussion-bright-works-remove-and-counter-specifics#post-7557098

 

[Soda Can]

Mind just reposting here? A. Because wikidots shit forums never show up right on mobile and B. Archive stuff.

 

[Nick Wilde]

Is there a list of like... You know... The Good Ones? I wanna read some spookies for bedtime later.

I was there when the very first one was posted on /x/ so I have a soft spot for this stuff, but it's such a bloated mess these days.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Staff has finally reached a solution to the Bright Article question.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17590894/discussion-bright-works-remove-and-counter-specifics#post-7557098

>If you got groomed by Bright you get to have one his SCP spots as compensation
Wonderful tact SCP jannies

 

[Valstrax]

Is there a list of like... You know... The Good Ones? I wanna read some spookies for bedtime later.

I was there when the very first one was posted on /x/ so I have a soft spot for this stuff, but it's such a bloated mess these days.

It might not be what you want specifically, but it was a video I watched a lot when I was a wee lass and it's pre-fuckening.

>If you got groomed by Bright you get to have one his SCP spots as compensation
Wonderful tact SCP jannies

YOU'RE GONNA READ YOUR 50K WORD TROONSLOP AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING LIKE IT

 

[Cnidarian]

Yeah probably

I was rude and you had a real reason to complain. The Foundation is supposed to be a suicide mission, there are no safe assignments or jobs, just degrees of prestige. That's cheated if you involve a literally immortal character in the list of casualties, you're leading the reader to discount the honest danger of today's monster, just because everyone was lucky to have an indestructible person on today's trolley.

 

[crowabunga]

>If you got groomed by Bright you get to have one his SCP spots as compensation
Wonderful tact SCP jannies

How many SCPtroons are gonna regret that they didn't get groomed? If there are more accusations than slots how does the intersectionality struggle session determine the most deserving molested?

 

[Imperial Citizen]

>If you got groomed by Bright you get to have one his SCP spots as compensation
Wonderful tact SCP jannies

What? The? Fuck? I'm not knowledgeable at reconciliation for the kind of trauma that Bright inflicted, but I feel like publicly stating that victims can get a slot might reopen wounds. I can't even think of a justifiable "compensation" for being groomed, besides showing up at Bright's residence with baseball bats. Anything that helps the healing process is good, I guess?

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

It might not be what you want specifically, but it was a video I watched a lot when I was a wee lass and it's pre-fuckening.

Funny, someone mentioned this guy in that one video that I link, I never watched this guy but he seems fun.

>If you got groomed by Bright you get to have one his SCP spots as compensation
Wonderful tact SCP jannies

"Listen sweaty, I know you got groomed by a pedophile and probably did some depraved acts for him, but you gotta understand, his work did a lot of heavy lifting for the site and we need to fill the void! Surely with such close proximity to him you picked up on some of his writing quirks, right?"

I can't even think of a justifiable "compensation" for being groomed, besides showing up at Bright's residence with baseball bats.

I'd say the most justifiable "compensation" is a complete crackdown on people even remotely similar to Bright and make sure to tell people to report others who try this behavior immediately, do your damnest to make sure this shit doesn't happen again. But they're not going to do anything because most of these people are "Brights" waiting to have their skeletons found. And not bats, hammers. Trannies love hammers.

 

[Rufus Deponia]

Hey guys, who do you think we should accuse of grooming? Choose an SCP slot you like, find the author, and we'll work something out.

P.S. For some reason, I don't even hate the "move everything to the tales" proposal. If the works are not deleted and just moved, it seems fine. Better than certain stories of the past were treated, anyways, like this one that got completely nuked. Although I doubt they will be that reasonable.

 

[Laetiporus cincinnatus]

Dr. Bright stroked my [REDACTED] back in 2011 on a sultry summer afternoon in the nonbinary bathroom next to the ground level cafeteria of Site 13. The only acceptable penance for the Foundation is for them to remove a Series 1 Containment Document and replace it with my 30,000 word critique on heteronormative capitalist society. Failure to do so constitutes felony chuddery. Enjoy ██████.

 

[Valstrax]

Hey guys, who do you think we should accuse of grooming? Choose an SCP slot you like, find the author, and we'll work something out.

Who's the most annoying?

Funny, someone mentioned this guy in that one video that I link, I never watched this guy but he seems fun.

It isn't the best video admittedly, but I like the overall presentation and even footage of the featured SCPs themselves. Adds to the immersion!

 

[morfent]

[January 2025 post about Wikijump]

It's been a year! So, what happened?

Like your uncle with prostate cancer, Wikidot continues to slowly creep towards death. The website is a fighter, but having a total yearly budget of 20 złoty and a dream is starting to catch up with it. To quote a very helpful and knowledgeable SCP developer:

The reason this was determined is that we find Wikidot becoming more broken over time, the most recent example is the PageByTag module becoming non-functional for SCP sites (although the writing was on the wall — it was marked as deprecated in the Wikidot docs since forever). We see that the Wikidot developers (whatever’s left of them in this day and age) simply do not have the capacity to fix bugs other than the most serious security vulnerabilities, and instead prefers to disable non-critical parts of the site, perhaps also out of cost-saving reasons.

The organs are shutting down one by one, and everyone awkwardly looks at the hospital bed, knowing that there's not much time left. It won't be too long until Wikidot goes the way of Neocities, with both the wiki itself and the forum shutting down for good.

Oh, and Iraqi insurgents have started to DDOSD it. Finally putting those weapons of mass destruction to good use. If you're wondering why every page takes five seconds to load now, this is why.



So, what is the SCP foundation doing to address that? Let's dive into this and take a look at the official blog, hosted over at www.wikijump.org. (Sweet domain!)

Oh, there's a 10 month gap between the post in December 2024 and the next one. That's not good. So, did they reach any breakthrough?

This time around, we are adjusting our plans to prioritize having a read-only platform ready as soon as possible, such that we can import data from Wikidot with minimal changes, and have the pages be mostly readable. The reason this was determined is that we find Wikidot becoming more broken over time [...]

Everything is on fire, and it's starting to dawn on people that Wikidot is really about to shut down for real, very soon. All pretenses of developing an actually functional platform have been scrapped, and they reduced scope to what could essentially be accomplished via a WordPress template. For a project that has been in development since 2018.
If people actually read new SCPs, this would be a massive issue, but with the website essentially acting as an archive for 2011-era content, this would be an acceptable stopgap.

So, how's progress looking on that custom Web 1.0 project? Luckily, the radio silence has ended, or so I was told.

So in the future, we plan to put out some short and less-polished blog posts that conclude what features are being merged in to Wikijump, without much commentary, but at a steadier pace such as by month.

Monthly posts? That sounds great. Let's take a look at what the boys and girls (boys) accomplished during the month of December.

We’re into the new year now! Here are the updates that happened in the month:

Wikijump updates:

Restructure development.md to prioritize main items
Use JSONB instead of JSON in schemas
Add option to translate call to strip Fluent control characters
Remove invalid test case
Rename special_action -> runtime_action
Rename “special error” -> “basic error”
Hide JSON data behind debug view
[WJ-1337] Add navigation page support
Rename “special page” → “blueprint page”
Disable unique IDs when rendering nav pages
Display navigation bars in framerail
Use new WikitextMode:: PageNav when rendering nav elements
Add additional filters to seeder

FTML updates:

Ensure no IDs are generated for nav pages
Change element type for navigation renders
Remove wrapping element

Other than the general housekeeping items, we now have customizable navigation bars to display to users visiting site pages.

The ableist slur "special" has been removed from the codebase. Progress has been made, one line at a time.

But don't worry, the dev team also achieved some real and meaningful successes - the site now has a customizable navigation bar!
I'm not a programming socks kind of guy, but that does not sound like the hard part of building an entire wiki from scratch. That sounds like something explained in a handy three step tutorial shorter than your average new SCP.

But who knows, maybe it's some ultra deluxe navigation bar that took dozens of hours to get right. Let's not be too quick to judge. The site still lacks an open beta or even alpha, so all we can do here is imagine how it might look like in the eventual future.

See you next year for another progress update. Surely, I'll have a lot more to talk about. Surely.

 

[samuraicrack]

First trailer for that SCP anime short film was released.

 

[Exegesis]

Staff has finally reached a solution to the Bright Article question.

I don't understand why the fandom accepted this self inserty bullshit with Dr. Bright in the first place. Letting some shitty author/janny make their own character will never end well because they'll always be some "heckin cool chaotic neutral" character that ruins the mood of every story it takes place in. Not every story needs some wacky silly guy fucking shit up to be good.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

First trailer for that SCP anime short film was released.

I've lost all faith in any current SCP content, but this looks pretty gud.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

The ableist slur "special" has been removed from the codebase.

What the fuck that makes no fucking sense. I am so sick of this shit.

"Special error" being renamed to "basic error" - those are two completely different things. A "basic error" implies a relatively common error, or one that is a basis to other more specific errors. "Special error" implies a more specific or less-common error. Maybe they renamed it because "basic" was a more apt description? Either way, when I see "special error" I don't think of "special needs." I think of "specific" or "uncommon." I am going to be cautiously optimistic that the removal of "special" was less about "ableism" and more about accurate descriptors.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I don't understand why the fandom accepted this self inserty bullshit with Dr. Bright in the first place. Letting some shitty author/janny make their own character will never end well because they'll always be some "heckin cool chaotic neutral" character that ruins the mood of every story it takes place in. Not every story needs some wacky silly guy fucking shit up to be good.

I'd imagine a lot of the people who started coming in around the time of Bright's shenanigans were at least semi-normie Redditors and Tumblrites who loved that "lol so random" shit, this grew even more with "Things Dr.Bright aren't allowed to do" and the eventual videos about it that blew up, most of which were right before or immediately following the "unmasking" of the faggotry that infiltrated the Foundation.

 

[Cave Fisher]

I don't understand why the fandom accepted this self inserty bullshit with Dr. Bright in the first place. Letting some shitty author/janny make their own character will never end well because they'll always be some "heckin cool chaotic neutral" character that ruins the mood of every story it takes place in. Not every story needs some wacky silly guy fucking shit up to be good.

I'd imagine a lot of the people who started coming in around the time of Bright's shenanigans were at least semi-normie Redditors and Tumblrites who loved that "lol so random" shit, this grew even more with "Things Dr.Bright aren't allowed to do" and the eventual videos about it that blew up, most of which were right before or immediately following the "unmasking" of the faggotry that infiltrated the Foundation.

He was written in like 2009 or somewhere around then, I'm not at all shocked that they were more accepting of people writing their so cool wacky self insert researcher OCs back in the day.