SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

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Super cool hacker tattletale, watch out nazis! So desperately do these parasitic neoliberals want to embody the role of "countercultural transgressive troll/hacker raging against the machine with spicy memes, nevermind that we've grown so used to our current stranglehold on the mainstream that we've gone complacent and forgotten we even have" that the evil 4channers currently occupy that the only place where they carry out their daring online exploits are in their own imaginations!
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This is literally just a Reddit moderator that doxes people. Also, expressing right-leaning beliefs aren't illegal, so what is it gaining from "exposing" those people? What would be more interesting is actuaply having it correlate with the seven deadly sins, such as being annoyingly prideful, lustful, etc.
Oh, and the SCP logo evolved! Now it includes the tranny flag!
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This is literally just a Reddit moderator that doxes people. Also, expressing right-leaning beliefs aren't illegal, so what is it gaining from "exposing" those people? What would be more interesting is actuaply having it correlate with the seven deadly sins, such as being annoyingly prideful, lustful, etc.
Oh, and the SCP logo evolved! Now it includes the tranny flag!
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If rapists have a flag, can someone change it to that?

Because that's what these people who "run" the site are. To the children lured in by LPers like Markiplier.
 
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It seems nothing has changed since I was last time, and looking at my old posts there’s a lot of :optimistic: and TMI, but I still stand by what I said, except with some minor alterations.

One, no one involved besides the victims is a fucking good guy, there are simply shitlords and lesser shit people. Two, I genuinely hope that if they try anything similar to this in the future, a slug round caves in their kneecaps. In Minecraft, of course, wouldn’t want any zealous tards trying any funny business.
 
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After years of SCP staff telling people who recommend moving off of their stone tablet of a chat platform, synIRC, to fuck off because synIRC is all they need (search the site17 logs for "Discord" for example), they are making big plans to move off of it. There's a long, technical and uninteresting post about it on 05:
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But the takeaways here are:
We will also be promoting the entirety of the chat administrator team to IRC Operator positions to give us more distributed access to tools to deal with problems rapidly.

A new "hide channels" user mode +I, allowing you to restrict all users except network operators from seeing what channels you are in.
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So of course the admins gave it unanimous assent. The concern about the one IRC Operator on SCP Staff will apply to every admin with this move. They will all be able to see IP addresses and details of any IRC user's activity across multiple channels, at a minimum. The big brothering is probably harmless, but just something to keep in mind if you are a user, given the amount of power creep and shady behavior documented here by these individuals, e.g ProcyonLotor, djkaktus, Mann, and AdminBright’s doxxing/irl harassing of users who inconvenienced them.

I didn't see anything that limits the ability to grab chat logs en masse for purposes of evidence collection & whistleblowing, the likes of which we've seen dropped here, but who knows. This new platform seems to have a lot more options. While I don't think they are doing this because of the chat log drops, their timing of taking the technical limitations of the platform seriously only now & out of a sense of sudden prudence comes off as too coincidental to discount it as a possibility.

@Psyantroos posted to his Tumblr asking for anyone sympathetic and with access to staff's private chat logs to come forward with them [archive]. While there is an 05 thread with snippets from that chat made public, it's important to remember the rules they have for that thread:
RULE ONE: Censor the name of Super Secret Staff Chat when posting snippets. This is because SSSC's True Name is a closely kept secret which no one knows, anywhere, ever. (No, but for reals, censor it out.)
RULE TWO: Don't share SSSC-only information without specific permission, including personal info about staff members or private staff convos.
RULE THREE: If you don't know if something's okay to snippet, ask. If it's really borderline, ask an admin or Discipline Team member. If it's sheer goofiness it's 99% likely to be fine. (Our dick jokes aren't going to bring down the site. Really.)
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To demolish rule one, it’s #site67. However, they jump around and create dummy channels to throw off and troll the user base, or at least they used to, so that could change in an instant.

They don't want us to read them. Probably a bunch of shit in there and they know it.
 
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This sort of dump of private staff chats or site#12 logs would be the Holy Grail.
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Alright ask, and ye shall receive; but be careful what you wish for too. I’ve been working through a dump of site12 chat logs that covers about 4 years. I appreciate the individual who supplied them. But I can’t really read any more, I’ve hit a wall. This is just too much and I’m tapping out.

The site12 logs are about 50% NSFW content. The other 50% is very uninteresting. Very. The NSFW content is mostly talking about fetishes and kinks, sharing porn images from Rule34 and e621, sharing selfies and nudes, telling personal sexual encounters, flirting and sexting, people being really insecure and compliment-fishing, divulging sensitive information about sex life and mental states, and generally treating the channel like a confession box.

I’ve gathered a bunch of lines and glimpses into the personal psychology of a select few individuals on staff and in high places. The rest is just too much to go through.

Bright is an alarming deviant, but we all know that, it’s kicking a dead horse. Djkaktus is a self-worshipping narcissist, we all know that too. ARD is an insecure shill who is unfit to be in a position of authority in almost every way, and Soullless is an emotionless psychopath whose name is more fitting than I ever realized, and who is an astoundingly poor choice to lead the anti-harassment team. Reading about ProcyonLotor’s fucked up relationship and general mental history was rough.

The whole staff is an incestuous pile of disturbed people and social outcasts who I guess were never cool in school and so at SCP are giddy to the point of drunkenness trying to out-odd or out-"mah issues" one another. The more fucked up you are, the more oppression points you have. Fucked up shit is tolerated and normalized in the name of cultural sensitivity and out-woke-ing others. Nepotism is policy. BDSM is everywhere.

The sexual deviancy, specifically the gender politics born from those sexual attitudes, is responsible for the shift of the site from a horror writing community to a pail of rampant degeneracy where most of the deviancy isn't judged negatively due to a misguided sense of social justice, tolerance, understanding, and progress. Pivotal users in positions of influence like thedeadlymoose are near single handedly responsible for changing the staff from a group that didn’t put up with a user like Roxie’s shit before, into a place that banned established users that actually contributed to the site in order to defend someone like Roxie’s weaponized marginalized oppression. That motion is the start of the trend of ousting anyone who didn’t fall in line with the sanctioned gender politics, in the name of inclusion and superiority.

And that's really why this thread exists: this site is a study in the caustic effects of critical theory and the Left as we now know it.

These are excerpts from a chat log drop of site12. Nothing groundbreaking or new. But educational.

[2016-06-13 22:27:08] — theduckman accientally an orgy the other night.
[2016-06-13 22:27:56] <theduckman> Cyan: yeh, I thought i was picking up one girl at the swinger club... we went in the back room as six or seven people, and the two girls i fucked neither were her.
[2016-06-13 22:28:44] <theduckman> I also had a fun moment where i thought she was calling red by tapping me,a nd she was just flailing in delight... accidental orgasm denial.

[2016-06-13 22:34:53] <theduckman> mhmm, skullfucking.

[2016-06-14 00:56:55] <theduckman> and staff chat used to be the cool peoples club

[2016-06-15 00:42:13] <theduckman> I'm a sadist with top like tendencies.
[2016-06-15 00:42:20] <theduckman> I am super dom.
[2016-06-15 00:42:23] <theduckman> Or top.
[2016-06-15 00:42:27] <theduckman> In the bedroom.

[2016-06-15 00:43:13] <theduckman> I mean, I support, love, and give my SOs what they neeed, and I'm super good with after care on play partners...

[2016-06-15 00:43:40] <theduckman> I borke 101 below the waist penetration partners.

[2016-06-15 23:46:54] — theduckman enjoyed himself at the bbw swinger party the other night

[2016-06-15 23:49:04] <theduckman> I was bi. Then omni. Then sapio. then pan... now just sexual. I like people.

[2016-06-15 23:52:31] <theduckman> It's the lure of the unknown. Of things you're not supposed to have.

[2016-06-15 23:58:22] <theduckman> It's always a shock when conventially pretty girls find me atttractive. I'm just like "Nawww, I'm just, this hairy old troll... we be good, yeh? Wait, you wanna what my what? Well, okay then, on your knees, bitch."

[2016-06-27 00:17:47] <theduckman> I have.... quite a lot fo naked pictures of people. it's nice.

[2016-06-29 00:48:56] <theduckman> As a daddy dom myself, I give just as much care to my little as to my non little subs

[2016-09-06 23:57:57] <theduckman> Nepotism is love, of course.

[2016-09-07 00:01:32] <theduckman> Whish is always a problem... when you make rules, you will always get people who think that means it's okay to go right up to the dge of the rule... which, you know, it's not.

[2016-09-07 00:22:03] <theduckman> BDSM con this weekend... four day weekend.... SOOOOOO good!

[2016-09-13 22:09:32] <theduckman> Yer only as old as who you feel.

[2016-09-17 00:13:14] <theduckman> It can be nice, usually as an end to a good session of beatings.
[2016-09-17 00:13:51] <theduckman> I usually start gentle, sensual touchings, pinches, slaps, slowly getting worse until I'm using my fun toys... and then ease back down until it's sex and orgasm.

[2016-09-17 00:15:03] <theduckman> mhmm choking
[2016-09-17 00:17:23] <theduckman> Ever since my gf got pneumonia, she passes out real quick from choking.

[2016-09-17 00:18:40] <theduckman> some people like waking up to being fucked.

[2016-09-17 00:19:43] <theduckman> I've talked about getting ether or cloroform with some of my preious gfs.... never got any

[2016-09-17 00:26:29] <theduckman> Cyan: EVERYTHING is a fetish.

[2016-09-23 18:59:31] <theduckman> But, in the end, it takes repated confrontation to make someone see what they've done wrong.

[2016-10-04 01:24:47] <Geddaf> TO BE DROWNING IN RUBBERY NIPPLE TIPS
[2016-10-04 01:25:25] <theduckman> They aren't rubber.
[2016-10-04 01:25:32] <theduckman> I have quite the collection.
[2016-10-04 01:27:41] <theduckman> The nipples are made of nipples.

[2016-10-21 22:34:51] <theduckman> I prefer to be considered the Creepy Uncle

[2016-10-24 21:19:01] <theduckman> [SCP]590, pre lobotomazation, porn...
[2016-10-24 21:20:28] <Cyantreuse> theduckman: but he a child

[2016-10-27 00:33:38] <theduckman> I have a friend coming over for bdsm on friday. She texted me out of nowhere, because she had gotten out of a relationship and now had the ability to take me up on beatings.

[2016-11-17 00:36:40] <theduckman> She was the first person on the site I saw naked!

[2016-11-17 00:39:08] <theduckman> !scp-5555-J
[2016-11-17 00:39:09] <jarvis> theduckman: …: The Chibinator (written 7 years ago by TheDuckman; rating: +178 - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5555-j
From SCP-5555-J
Result: Having failed rather horribly with the SCPs, I have decided to move on to my fellow researchers. Due in part to a crush I have upon said researcher, Rights was a perfect fit. And I have to say, even at a third the size, she is striking. Mini-Rights expressed interest in SCP-5555, and then proceeded to remove her clothes and seduce me, which I willingly allowed.
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[2016-12-06 19:49:07] <theduckman> Karma will come to them.

[2016-12-06 21:54:40] <El> this sure seems contrary to staff's supposed ethical stance on things
[2016-12-06 21:54:43] <theduckman> Well, he;s a team captain.
[2016-12-06 21:54:54] <theduckman> He can do as he wants to his peoples.

[2016-12-14 20:40:38] <TheDuckman> All females can get laid.
[2016-12-14 20:41:21] <Thiccskrieg> :|
[2016-12-14 20:41:29] <Thiccskrieg> TheDuckman yes but most people believe I am a minor
[2016-12-14 20:41:41] <TheDuckman> ... That shouldn't stop a damn thing.
[2016-12-14 20:42:03] <Cyantreuse> TheDuckman: lmao wut
[2016-12-14 20:42:18] <TheDuckman> One of my favorite songs includes the line "He got this dissapointed look on his face.... when he found out that I was of legal age..."
[2016-12-14 20:42:33] <TheDuckman> I'm saying, guys are dumb, and try to hook up with jail bait, all the time.
[2016-12-14 20:42:52] <TheDuckman> I generallyy have to beat the girls off
[2016-12-14 20:43:30] <TheDuckman> With a stick.

[2016-12-21 00:47:47] <theduckman> It's ok to have a fetish. it's not ok to let it bleed over into real life beliefs.
[2016-12-21 00:48:10] <theduckman> Like, I'm a sadist, in fetishes... but I don't just randomly hurt people...

[2016-12-25 23:38:15] <theduckman> Also, let it be known, I am also available to be used as 'Protector' for anyone who has problems with assholes trying to hit them up a lot... :)

[2017-01-16 00:00:49] <theduckman> Mal: sounds like the parking lot at faire. First year or two, you master dressing under your skirt, or int he car...by the fifth year it's just "Are they any kids around? fuck it, kilt off..."

[2017-02-07 00:32:38] <Theduckman> I hit... so many people this weekend...
[2017-02-07 00:32:47] <Dr_Kens> RIP Theduckman
[2017-02-07 00:32:55] <Theduckman> It was fun!
[2017-02-07 00:33:09] <Hexi> you did a larp?
[2017-02-07 00:33:09] <Theduckman> ... I also found I like the name Uncle Duck, from littles...
[2017-02-07 00:33:20] <Theduckman> BDSM convention.
[2017-02-07 00:33:35] <Hexi> if only they knew what the duck truly was for
[2017-02-07 00:33:35] <Cyan|bed> i want to get hit
[2017-02-07 00:34:14] <Hexi> Theduckman: see, that was my second guess... both are extremely fuffilling, but for different reasons... one hopes
[2017-02-07 00:34:26] <Hexi> there's always that one larper tho
[2017-02-07 00:34:34] <Hexi> the one with stains in the crotch of his pants
[2017-02-07 00:34:44] <Theduckman> Me and this other yougn lass double teamed a girl... beat her thighs black and blue.
[2017-02-09 22:37:33] — Theduckman is now known as Uncle Duck to the littles in ohio....

[2017-03-04 21:16:11] <theduckman> You ever get so depressed you just wanna fuck everyone that moves?

[2017-03-05 23:38:48] — theduckman will take responsibility for it.
[2017-03-05 23:38:51] <theduckman> As i do with all things.

[2017-03-08 22:42:32] <theduckman> So, you're not okay with Social Justice?

[2017-07-10 23:52:43] <theduckman> Like,t his one little girl at faire fell in love with me at faire, and went as the duckman for halloween

[2018-07-04 00:27:37] <theduckman> But, you know, kids no longer share computers,theyall have cell phones, so you can't accidentally stumble on your sisters 'incest porn' web search as easily.
[2018-07-04 00:27:43] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > You wanna bang a sapient cartoon hyena? Go for it buddy
[2018-07-04 00:27:48] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > DolphinSlugchugger: furries
[2018-07-04 00:27:52] <DolphinSlugchugger> yes
[2018-07-04 00:28:03] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > theduckman: wtf
[2018-07-04 00:28:51] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > Vanilla furries are innocent compared to some of these deviants
[2018-07-04 00:28:55] <■ ■ ■ ■ > Goddamn
[2018-07-04 00:29:00] <theduckman> Sadly, she was only looking up daddy daughter stuff, so I didn't have a chance.
[2018-07-04 00:29:06] <theduckman> But I did high five my dad!
[2018-07-04 00:29:12] <DolphinSlugchugger> can we not
[2018-07-04 00:29:15] <DolphinSlugchugger> please
[2018-07-04 00:29:27] <theduckman> (the duckman is lying, he has sister)
[2018-07-04 00:29:28] <■ ■ ■ ■ > theduckman: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
[2018-07-04 00:29:38] <■ ■ ■ ■ > Too far
[2018-07-04 00:30:05] <■ ■ ■ ■ > There's a line, ducky
[2018-07-04 00:30:10] <■ ■ ■ ■ > Goddamn
[2018-07-04 00:30:17] <theduckman> Everyone has a kink.
[2018-07-04 00:30:25] <theduckman> Mine is no where near the incest line.
[2018-07-04 00:30:43] <DolphinSlugchugger> thats not relevant?
[2018-07-04 00:31:03] <theduckman> Which is probably why it's easier for me to poke fun at it.
[2018-07-04 00:31:13] <taylor_itkin> I think the joke was meant in good fun.
[2018-07-04 00:31:24] <taylor_itkin> Not necessarily the best joke, but meant in good fun and not meant in malice.
[2018-07-04 00:31:32] <theduckman> And if we shadows have offended ...
[2018-07-04 00:31:38] <theduckman> Hmm.
[2018-07-04 00:31:40] <DolphinSlugchugger> yes, jokes can be made in good fun and still be fucked up
[2018-07-04 00:32:58] <theduckman> ... also, that should have read has no sister. Hmm, that skipped word altered things.
[2016-08-10 21:54:18] <djkaktus> I'm surprised how often people will let me shit on them just because "Im djkaktus"
[2016-08-10 21:54:23] <djkaktus> Especially in crit
[2016-08-10 21:54:35] <djkaktus> I wonder if Kal[inin] feels like this
[2016-08-10 21:56:11] <djkaktus> I mean I have literally told people their ideas are garbage before
[2016-08-10 21:56:20] <djkaktus> And they're like "omg thank you djkaktus"
[2016-08-10 21:56:22] <djkaktus> Wtf
[2016-08-10 21:56:38] <djkaktus> 2875 should not allow me this privilege
[2016-08-10 21:58:48] <djkaktus> yeah but I've mostly just been a huge douche for months
[2016-08-10 22:02:12] <djkaktus> Cyantreuse: it's most like I've intentionally been a dick because I'm just so far done with people's shit by now
[2016-08-10 22:02:47] <djkaktus> I feel like that dick in high school who is shitty to people and gets laid for it
[2016-08-10 22:02:51] <djkaktus> I mean
[2016-08-10 22:02:53] <djkaktus> Granted
[2016-08-10 22:03:00] <djkaktus> I was that guy, but still
[2016-08-10 22:03:36] <djkaktus> I was really popular in high school
[2016-08-10 22:04:31] <djkaktus> "ever the politician, Ben" my principal said at graduation

[2016-08-10 22:06:15] <djkaktus> Magnolia: I like the idea if virginity because taking it feels like a video game achievement

[2016-08-10 23:52:09] <djkaktus> I don't give a fuck about telling any of you this shit. You're not scary.

[2016-08-10 23:53:09] <djkaktus> It's nice to be the biggest person around
[2016-08-10 23:53:13] <djkaktus> Like I've said before
[2016-08-10 23:53:21] <djkaktus> It makes your viewpoint easy to enforce.

[2016-08-11 00:03:43] <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: I don't know you answer it youu'r ethe one who CHECKED MY DRIVERS LICENSE
[2016-08-11 00:04:11] <djkaktus> Last thing I needed was the cops breaking down my door
[2016-10-18 00:15:08] <Cyantreuse> u carded me even
[2016-10-18 00:16:07] <djkaktus> I mean yeah dude, the last thing I need is to fuck a child.
[2016-10-18 00:16:38] <djkaktus> You gotta double check that shit
(Say what you want about the man, he is careful where it counts.)

[2016-08-11 00:05:03] <djkaktus> If you're ever in Indiana hmu we can smash

[2016-08-11 00:07:21] <djkaktus> I treat strip clubs like a Roman colloseum
[2016-08-11 00:07:26] <djkaktus> And I'm ceasar

[2016-08-11 00:24:56] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > djkaktus: I heard you wanted to see some dangerously low body fat percentage since well before puberty girl'a tiddies
[2016-08-11 00:24:59] <djkaktus> ■ ■ ■ ■ : welcome to my life

[2016-08-11 01:10:19] <djkaktus> SpookyBee: are you within driving distance rn

[2016-09-11 23:20:03] <djkaktus> Dexanote: there's a pic of my ass up there if you want to find it

[2016-10-11 00:11:12] <djkaktus> Apoplexic: to answer your question from earlier, almost every image on my articles are either pictures I've taken or pictures from wikimedia
[2016-10-11 00:11:27] <djkaktus> Though, some of them are so heavily edited that you'd be hard pressed to find where they came from.

[2016-10-18 00:07:55] <djkaktus> Cyantreuse: you weren't saying shit when I was wrist deep in your snatch you human puppet.

[2016-12-11 17:24:32] <djkaktus> Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal...
[2016-12-11 17:24:32] <djkaktus> 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

[2016-12-14 23:04:27] <djkaktus> LadyKatie: I understand. You can come live at my home
[2016-12-14 23:05:06] <djkaktus> Just a phone call away girl you know how I do.
[2016-12-14 23:07:29] <djkaktus> LadyKatie: I forgot to mention alcohol, you'd have to get used to that too [LadyKatie was 20 at the time of this convo.]
[2016-12-14 23:10:04] <djkaktus> SpookyBee: the support hotline is me in a chevy suburban
[2016-12-14 23:10:08] <djkaktus> Just showing up
[2016-12-14 23:10:10] <djkaktus> With beer
[2016-12-14 23:10:48] <djkaktus> I pretty much go as long as you like tbh
[2016-12-14 23:12:57] <djkaktus> Well
[2016-12-14 23:13:00] <djkaktus> LadyKatie
[2016-12-14 23:13:06] <djkaktus> If you ever need anything
[2016-12-14 23:13:09] <djkaktus> [gives out his cell phone number here. not going to share it because it can be used against me in a court of law and these people are insane and have a bunch of "legal funds" now for themselves and their friends.]
[2016-12-14 23:13:12] <djkaktus> Direct line girl
[2016-12-14 23:13:15] <djkaktus> You got it
[2016-12-14 23:13:21] <djkaktus> Premier stuff

[2017-02-22 22:04:17] <djkaktus> Don't be deceived, I am definitely a dick
[2017-02-22 22:04:21] <djkaktus> But
[2017-02-22 22:04:30] <djkaktus> I'm also the coolest person here, so
[2017-02-22 22:04:40] <djkaktus> I'm like that guy off breakfast club

[2016-10-18 00:29:12] <djkaktus> Low self esteem is a character trait of narcissists
[2016-11-17 21:41:40] → djkaktus joined (no.g@ds.or.kings.only.kaktus)

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Here is the guy's LinkedIn. He works as a project manager for a company that makes children's playground equipment.

Not cited, but kaktus shares pictures of his hairy ass with the chatroom. He comes in drunk once to brag and ask the room's advice as to whether he should fuck a tranny and shares a picture of that individual, though everyone in the room is puzzled as to why he asked people's opinions about that after he left. We should be thankful the links don't work anymore.

Fun historical fact from this: the eventual SCP-3000 was first organized as a collaboration between the three authors who all frequent site12 in site12:

[2017-03-05 23:11:46] <djkaktus> Hey Joreth.
[2017-03-05 23:11:54] <djkaktus> Are you going to enter the 3000 contest
[2017-03-05 23:12:09] <Joreth> maybe but probably not
[2017-03-05 23:12:10] <Joreth> why
[2017-03-05 23:12:18] <djkaktus> You want to collaborate on it.
[2017-03-05 23:12:22] <djkaktus> I've got a framework
[2017-03-05 23:12:30] <djkaktus> It's good
[2017-03-05 23:12:59] <Dr_Kens> Kaktus is going to use you as a stepping stone.
[2017-03-05 23:13:02] <djkaktus> If not it's nbd but I thought I'd ask.
[2017-03-05 23:13:18] <Joreth> well I would love to but you sure you want me
[2017-03-05 23:13:44] <djkaktus> Uh yeah lmao. No question
[2017-03-05 23:13:53] <djkaktus> I was waiting to see if we could actually collab
[2017-03-05 23:14:01] <djkaktus> And we can, so I'm asking you first.
[2017-03-05 23:14:15] <Cyan|bed> http://w-r-o-u-g-h-t.tumblr.com/post/158053280836 Joreth
[2017-03-05 23:14:31] <Dr_Kens> https://i.imgur.com/2bDAtvp.jpg <Fucking Joreth
[2017-03-05 23:14:47] <Joreth> I sent that to you kens
[2017-03-05 23:14:57] <Dr_Kens> I know
[2017-03-05 23:15:06] <Dr_Kens> I'm trying to call you out on your heretical ways.
[2017-03-05 23:15:11] <Dr_Kens> You're a monster
[2017-03-05 23:15:12] <Joreth> you can't shame me
[2017-03-05 23:15:15] <Joreth> I have no shame
[2017-03-05 23:15:31] <Joreth> if I had shame I would have left this website in 2013
[2017-03-05 23:15:57] <djkaktus> Lol
[2017-03-05 23:15:59] <djkaktus> But yeah so
[2017-03-05 23:16:03] <djkaktus> Pms incoming

Neat.
Currently a site Administrator. ARD mostly just shares porn links and shills about his articles for upvotes.

[2016-12-29 15:41:35] <ARD> Cyantreuse: I have an old, old crackfic I wrote for the april contest where tilda moose fucks samus aran I can dig it up and you can post it on your tumblr and let's see how it goes

[2016-12-29 15:30:39] <ARD> Real talk I'm just here for the porn

[2016-12-29 15:46:20] <ARD> "I may make lewd jokes, but if your children understand them then that's not my fault"
[2016-12-29 15:47:07] <Cyantreuse> ARD: what're you saying
[2016-12-29 15:47:41] <ARD> Basically if we reference sexually explicit material and the children understand that material, then I wasn't the one who polluted their minds
[2016-12-29 15:49:16] <ARD> Cyantreuse: What I don't understand is why Apoplexic is concerned about the 12 year olds
[2016-12-29 15:49:18] <GSchmaltz> Third one
[2016-12-29 15:49:22] <ARD> They aren't supposed to be on the site anyways
[2016-12-29 15:49:26] <ARD> If they are, then it's not our problem

[2016-12-29 15:57:37] <ARD> Call me a kid at a playground cause I'm ready to swing
(Talk to djkaktus he will hook you up brother.)

[2016-12-29 16:56:13] <ARD> Cyantreuse: I couldn't even get hard that scene was just too tragic
[2016-12-29 16:56:23] <Cyantreuse> ARD: well that's why it's NOT PORN

[2016-12-29 20:58:29] <ARD> Yo it's night time where is the porn
[2016-12-29 20:58:33] <ARD> I only joined for the porn

[2016-12-30 19:59:10] <ARD> You know when I joined site12 I was expecting to get some sweet cam shows not "I usually masturbates like a wild
[2016-12-30 19:59:14] <ARD> Monkey"

[2016-12-30 20:19:37] <ARD> Yo dudes I've been planning to write a tale with a trans character who uploads her mind into a gynoid shell but I'm a bit worried that would trivialize the issues that trans people face with trying to transition to their desired gender

[2017-01-01 13:08:21] <ARD> FAMAS: the only way to contain the skip is to sodomize it

[2017-01-01 21:50:56] <ARD> I'd probably definitely have sex with a gender swapped version of myself

[2017-01-02 16:17:17] <ARD> You mean Hentai?
[2017-01-02 16:17:23] <ARD> half of the site is furries
[2017-01-02 16:17:30] <ARD> Hentai is basically normal

[2017-01-03 23:52:36] <ARD> Come for the porn, stay for the discussion about porn

[2017-01-04 21:34:58] <ARD> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/951/055/2f5.jpg [archive]
[2017-01-04 21:35:13] <ARD> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/951/105/a79.png [archive]
(Check the linked pictures out. Ruh roh. Site rules, brother. That's some RPC tier infractions. People have been permabanned for less, probably by you. Oh but rules for thee and not for me, I get it. Nevermind then.)

[2017-01-04 23:46:52] <ARD> Goddamn sex having peopke
[2017-01-04 23:47:05] <ARD> So far all I've done is jack off to a particularly invigorating adventure time pic

[2017-01-05 21:59:47] <ARD> Do I have to ask Proc or John to ban you
[2017-01-05 21:59:55] <ARD> I can do it you know, I'm good friends with them

[2017-01-05 23:21:23] <ARD> My next tale is going to open with the protagonist fucking a cyborg neko only for her partner-in-crime to possess the neko and tell her about their latest job

[2017-01-05 23:37:06] <ARD> What's better than children? Nothing

[2017-01-05 23:41:08] <ARD> it's dumb but I couldn't be seen as losing an argument so I had to move the goalposts

[2017-01-06 00:26:59] <ARD> lurkd: that's why I only jerk off to monster girl hentai
[2017-01-06 00:28:51] <ARD> Joreth: I can only be aroused by monster girls now - your gay furries have no power over me

[2017-01-06 16:49:28] <ARD> Cyan|out: I use my parents' Amazon prime account

[2017-01-06 19:07:17] <ARD> Cyan|afk: I mean I'd be down to larp with the Mr. Foggy cyantreuse
[2017-01-06 19:07:50] <ARD> Cyan|afk: you me him plugging all those containment breaches 😈
[2017-01-06 19:08:14] <ARD> Cyan|afk: shit I meant me you him plugging all them containment breaches 😈

[2017-01-06 19:28:08] <ARD> I prefer vidya game porn because the characters usually have zero personality
[2017-01-06 19:28:25] <ARD> With tv characters it feels almost like jerking off to my sister

[2017-01-06 19:36:42] <ARD> the small child is a loli - the true fear is if you're gonna be locked up for CP
[2017-01-06 19:37:11] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > ARD: shut
[2017-01-06 19:37:36] <ARD> Was that too much? I'm sorry, I'm still trying to figure out what the lines are in this channel

[2017-01-06 20:09:09] <ARD> Cyan|afk: you like being punished for being a bad girl huh
[2017-01-06 20:09:40] <ARD> Cyan|afk: you're a bad girl huh
[2017-01-06 20:09:43] <ARD> Cyan|afk: you like being punished?
[2017-01-06 20:09:49] <Cyan|afk> ARD I'M NOT A GIRL
[2017-01-06 20:09:54] <ARD> Cyan|afk: AH FUCK
[2017-01-06 20:09:55] <Cyan|afk> s2g
[2017-01-06 20:09:56] <Hexi> cyan's jsut a bad
[2017-01-06 20:09:57] <ARD> I DID IT AGAIN
[2017-01-06 20:10:01] <Cyan|afk> you did it TWICE IN A ROW
[2017-01-06 20:10:06] <Cyan|afk> IGNWOGHEODAN
[2017-01-06 20:10:17] <ARD> Cyan|afk: i'm sorry ;~; i'm not used to sexy talk

[2017-01-07 00:27:27] <ARD> Joreth: you there?
[2017-01-07 00:29:22] <ARD> .tell joreth yo tygently wants to see that picture of the man-cheetah stroking the wolf man's cock can you send the link to him
[TyGently is a chat operator for the site.
]

[2017-01-07 01:28:42] <ARD> Have you considered trading blowjobs for currency

[2017-01-07 22:01:27] <ARD> we wouldn't have joined 12 if we weren't up for textual intercourse

[2017-01-10 13:08:04] <ARD> The only white in those children are gonna be the color of my spunk

[2017-01-11 10:50:31] <ARD> oh if we're talking about why you invited people in here I'd love to know what you saw in me
[2017-01-11 10:51:38] <Cyan|run> ard you left me that .tell about my porn once and I always snag people who actually like my porn because they are a small group
[2017-01-11 10:51:55] <Cyan|run> and lo aND behold you turned out to be a cool dud e
[2017-01-11 10:52:55] <ARD> Aww thanks
[2017-01-11 10:53:07] <ARD> I thought you needed to know that people support you and ur stuff

[2017-01-12 01:04:12] <ARD> I enjoy making suicide jokes

[2017-01-12 11:49:53] <ARD> I'm so fucking angry right now
[2017-01-12 11:50:05] <ARD> My fucking computer power supply is gonna take FOUR TO SIX WEEKS to get fixed
[2017-01-12 11:52:40] <ARD> I seriously want to cry
[2017-01-12 11:52:40] <Roget> jeez
[2017-01-12 11:52:46] — Roget hugs ARD
[2017-01-12 11:53:09] <ARD> I've already gone more than a month without my computer because of a miscommunication with newegg
[2017-01-12 11:53:13] <ARD> Now I gotta go another month
[2017-01-12 11:53:16] <ARD> Fucking hell

[2017-01-12 23:45:15] <ARD> I'm discussing BDSM with people on my skip network

[2017-01-13 00:39:37] <ARD> theduckman: can I get op status in 19 for being a Certified Cool DudeTM?

[2017-01-14 22:50:09] <ARD> one of the reasons I have become so popular with everybody is that I don't get snippy

[2017-01-15 11:24:40] <ARD> I'm here for the nudes
70A3D93B-1D1A-4AE1-8B20-47D3B6F622AF.jpeg


Dexanote: third day, someone mentioned [site12] in staffchat on spinoff chats and i popped in

[2018-07-08 01:29:56] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > Can I copypaste a rant from another channel?
[2018-07-08 01:30:08] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > I'm drunk and I want attention
[2018-07-08 01:31:29] <spookybee> what channe;l
[2018-07-08 01:31:32] <spookybee> *channel
[2018-07-08 01:32:21] < ■ ■ ■ ■ > The nsfw channel taylor_itkin nade
[2018-07-08 01:32:36] — taylor_itkin siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
[2018-07-08 01:32:41] <taylor_itkin> ■ ■ ■ ■: you're a tool sometimes
[2018-07-08 01:32:45] <Jazstar> Pfffft well done
[2018-07-08 01:32:51] <DolphinSlugchugger> the what
[2018-07-08 01:32:54] <taylor_itkin> spookybee: made for topic control - darker topics that made others uncomfortable.

[2018-12-14 02:02:28] <gumbal1> i'd fuck me any way
[2018-12-14 02:02:41] <gumbal1> like
[2018-12-14 02:03:02] <gumbal1> i've recently found myself weirdly attracted to what few pics of 19-yo egg me exist

[2016-06-28 23:52:12] <Soulless> Cyantreuse, I mean I don't really mind the blood I'm kinda apathetic to the concept of bleeding
[2016-06-29 00:26:53] <Soulless> I think I'd be a lot sexier if I didn't have a corporeal body
[2016-06-29 00:32:00] <Soulless> SpookyBee, I'm not "in" reality enough to take full care of myself
[2016-06-29 00:33:49] <Soulless> I've got schizotypal personality disorder; the only meds for it would be antipsychotics
[2016-06-29 00:37:23] <Soulless> think of schizotypal to be the perpetual place before you become psychotic
[2016-06-29 00:50:44] <Soulless> I have often been manipulative to him or so he says, and I believe him
[2016-06-29 01:40:17] <Soulless> I don't think I am capable of empathy
[2016-06-29 01:40:39] <Soulless> I am capable of vaguely understanding that humans have certain behaviors for which I respond in X or Y manner
[2016-06-29 01:41:17] <Soulless> I think empathy occurs at a lower or more progressive level, for example, if someone expresses care for me often, and describesdistress, I will feel a desire to message them
[2016-06-29 01:41:35] <Soulless> but I don't know if I would call that empathy
[2016-06-29 01:42:16] <Soulless> mind you my brain isn't like... right
[2016-06-29 01:50:11] <Soulless> Lots of people crry and weep and stuff
[2016-06-29 01:51:02] <Soulless> Or get angry
[2016-06-29 01:51:11] <Soulless> Those expressions have always... mademe confused
[2016-06-29 01:51:25] <Soulless> I've been upset before, but I've... never copnnected even with my own upset
[2016-06-29 01:52:03] <Soulless> I should go to bed
[2016-06-29 01:52:10] <Soulless> sorry I am a nonsensical fuckup
[2016-06-29 01:52:29] <Soulless> The overlaying veneer is that I don't feel and never felt part of humanity
[2016-06-29 01:52:41] <Soulless> Thus all my behavior requires a circled-around logic of "a human is interactinw tih me"
[2016-06-29 01:52:51] <Soulless> "a human is interacting with me with the expectations that I am human"
[2016-06-29 01:53:04] <Soulless> "therefore I need to behave in this human-like manner so as not to make the human upset"
[2016-06-29 01:53:18] <Soulless> what I actually am? shrug
(This person led the anti-harassment team until Mann replaced her with himself recently, only after all of the data in this thread came out.)

I also found out that (1) no surprise, everyone is a catty bitch behind everyone else's backs, and (2) Scantron/CommunismWillWin was probably the most hated person on the wiki. A lot of people shit on that guy all the time in the chat.

Staff and highly respected authors are a common sight in site12. Notable staff or users already mentioned on this thread include:
  • Sax/SadXaio (now banned for shady reasons)
  • Dexanote (admin)
  • thedeadlymoose (retired admin, author of SCP-1000)
  • Quickngruvn (retired admin)
  • Roget (aka wesealboi, current admin)
  • uraniumempire (aka gumbal1 when in site12, current staff, anti-harassment team)
  • procyonlotor (staff, mod, captain of licensing team, outreach team, also self-identifies as a racoon furry)
  • taylor_itkin (staff)
  • SoullessSingularity (staff, admin/former admin, anti-harassment team/former captain of that team)
  • AbsentMindedNihilist (staff, wrote the Lesbian Hunger Doggos furry smut thing they deleted a few pages back)
  • GabrielJade (now banned for shady reasons)
  • Croquembouche (technical staff)
  • and maaaaany more

The lesson: If you ever want to meet one of your SCP author heroes, just go into site12. Chances are they'll be there.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
... why can't people just be normal?
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Because the majority of people who write scp live in countries where deviancy isn’t just tolerated, but accepted with open arms, so they have no problem being openly deviant, especially in places where they have control, in this case as community leaders
 
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AoS said:
[2016-09-17 00:15:03] <theduckman> mhmm choking
[2016-09-17 00:17:23] <theduckman> Ever since my gf got pneumonia, she passes out real quick from choking.
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WHAT THE FUCK

Edit: Doesn’t this creep have like 4 girlfriends and a wife? Which one was he talking about????

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The whole staff is an incestuous pile of disturbed people and social outcasts
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This I agree with.
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The sexual deviancy, specifically the gender politics born from those sexual attitudes, is responsible for the shift of the site from a horror writing community to a pail of rampant degeneracy
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This I'm not too sure about. There was sexual shit on the site, and out in the open, in the earlier days of the Wiki back when people weren't as tolerant, mostly as a result of the writing of Duckman/Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef, and there's another example here. The impression I've gotten from interacting with both individual staff and trans people in the community is that most of the acceptance of trans members is entirely performative. I can't tell you how many times it's been blatantly obvious that many staff members and popular writers only pretend to care about trans issues because they want more fap material, and I can think of several people off the top of my head who are chasers.
 
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Cryonic Haunted Bullets said:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5740

What the fuck has SCP become? This is just blatant memeing and political soapboxing - and from one of the site's most distinguished authors, as well.

You haven't noticed that your donuts make policemen shit pigs?

hmm no dado is not hearing this. very strange. dado does not know why it would be pig. that is being very random, dado is thinking. how very strange indeed says dado.

So this isn't any kind of political statement?

no no see dado is of enlightened centrism. dado only want 2 grill and sell fine dado grill products.

I have a hard time believing that.

it is true. certainly is having nothing 2 do with dado seeing peoples on dado television (now on sale at dado electronics mart and fish emporiums) being smack about by police. no sir says dado. nothing 2 do with so many fine dado customer being harass and threaten and beat upon by police. dado certainly is feeling no obligation for dado to come to defense of consumerbase. dado certainly is not taking stand against fine local policemen, only sell upon policemen some fine dado-nut. all policemen like dado nut.

You're being sarcastic, I'm sure.

if u say so. however dado does not know who this mr sarcastic is. dado is only purveyor of fine business and excellent salesman, like the bezos or 420 elon.

Alright. One last question. You're obviously trying to target dirty cops or something, but some of the people affected by your products are good cops. Why are you going after them, too?

hmmm

dado is of thinking

oh, yes. dado is rememberings

is because pig is pig no matter how small
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Wait isn’t this is the same guy who wrote the pro-9/11 one? How does that work?
 
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