Sea cows are jewish

[Crex Crex]

At first glance, manatees and dugongs (collectively known as the sea cows) appear totally normal, even cute.

HOWEVER, if you take a look at their skull, you can observe something very interesting:



See it? Their nose is very large and long, downturned and hook-shaped. This is clearly indicative of jewish ancestry in these animals.

Other signs of sirenian jewishness include:
-They have no foreskin
-They have special laws protecting them
-They eat only kosher food (seaweed and algae)
-Very inbred

What should we do to prevent these water jews from taking over the seas?

 

[2LtMashengo]

Other signs of sirenian jewishness include:

You forgot that they engage in the worst sexual depravity known to man or animal. It goes far beyond mere inbreeding.

 

[Begemot]

We should worship them the way all mutts worship their Jewish masters, silly little goy....

 

[Crex Crex]

We should worship them the way all mutts worship their Jewish masters, silly little goy....

Floridians already worship manatees. We're fucked.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

i fucking knew it, i knew my marriage failed because i took her to the beach. goddamn waterjews did this to me.