Sean Walker Discord Leaks [MERGED] feat. MKRNightVee, ex-Kiwis @The Fool and @{o}P II - Bella Janke and Everfree! It's all Naught's fault! Details his "intentions" for Chris! Threatens to sue Kiwis! Has a Discord with APC and others! Sexually attracted to Naught and Null both!

Sean was involved in bringing Bella to post on the farms after he posted the BDSM text she faked, likely in order to throw her under the bus to keep people from looking at him so his thread is hosted in this subforum. This is linked to Sean, so its been posted here.

I got confused halfway through the thread when we started dipping into OP's unrequited lust for naught who... doesn't have anything to do with this, right?

Sounds like Sean is pretty even with Bella on the grossness factor... "Don't touch ze poop" doesn't mean much when you are a poop. Hah.
 
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Sean was involved in bringing Bella to post on the farms after he posted the BDSM text she faked, likely in order to throw her under the bus to keep people from looking at him so his thread is hosted in this subforum. This is linked to Sean, so its been posted here.
You forgot the part where it's funnier to keep all of Sean's shit on this sub-forum, because he probably seethes daily over not being respected as a "final protagonist" of Christory due to going unrecognized on the actual CWC board. Instead, he's contained to the board that is dedicated to the giggling incest peddling moron that fucked up all his grandiose plans to overthrow Null and become Chris' new #1 guy.

I got confused halfway through the thread when we started dipping into OP's unrequited lust for naught who... doesn't have anything to do with this, right?
Naught is Bismuth, long-time main member of the Watchmen before their breakup (you probably knew that, though.)
So Naught is of course related to Chris, but only semi-related to ILJ through his connections to Sean.
It's all quite autistic, and there's even some indications that Sean possibly did all of this because his homolust for Naught (and Naught's e-girlfriend as well) is so powerful, that the only way he could think of to get back at them for spurning his affections was by ruining Chris for everyone involved forever. Who fucking knows.
 
You forgot the part where it's funnier to keep all of Sean's shit on this sub-forum, because he probably seethes daily over not being respected as a "final protagonist" of Christory due to going unrecognized on the actual CWC board. Instead, he's contained to the board that is dedicated to the giggling incest peddling moron that fucked up all his grandiose plans to overthrow Null and become Chris' new #1 guy.


Naught is Bismuth, long-time main member of the Watchmen before their breakup (you probably knew that, though.)
So Naught is of course related to Chris, but only semi-related to ILJ through his connections to Sean.
It's all quite autistic, and there's even some indications that Sean possibly did all of this because his homolust for Naught (and Naught's e-girlfriend as well) is so powerful, that the only way he could think of to get back at them for spurning his affections was by ruining Chris for everyone involved forever. Who fucking knows.
Honestly I had just perused the Watchmen CWCki entry and should've remembered, but I don't have the autistic hyperfixation to track all these connections.... Speaking of which, someone aught to make one of those boards with pictures connected by yarn of all the involved parties leading up to this shitshow.

I mean OP is a lolcow in his own right too at this point, lusting after one of CWC's white knights. Honestly this is sort of a ratking in itself full of self hating autists, asians, fags and trannies.... It's definitely more gross and funny than it is sad.

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Honestly I had just perused the Watchmen CWCki entry and should've remembered, but I don't have the autistic hyperfixation to track all these connections.... Speaking of which, someone aught to make one of those boards with pictures connected by yarn of all the involved parties leading up to this shitshow.

I mean OP is a lolcow in his own right too at this point, lusting after one of CWC's white knights. Honestly this is sort of a ratking in itself full of self hating autists, asians, fags and trannies.... It's definitely more gross and funny than it is sad.

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Seriously, everyone loves to use the line about how they just oh so love watching dumpster fires, but then when one is handed to them on a silver platter right at the top of the front page, they all treat it like the ILJ subforum just killed their family and then God. This entire situation from start to finish has been amazing: the initial leaks and the day of the merge, the 2-3 weeks of chaos and infodumps on the Chess Club, the Angry Canadian / Unabashed / CDG / DawnDusk metadrama, the background info on Sean / Naught / lolcowdotorg, and now the new mod drama, has made for what is essentially a genuine lolcow soap opera. It's so dumb, but it just works.
 
I got confused halfway through the thread when we started dipping into OP's unrequited lust for naught who... doesn't have anything to do with this, right?
:story: if ever there was a quote to sum up this subforum
@OP you honestly seem like a pretty cool guy, thanks for dumping these screenshots :optimistic:
 
The problem with Kiwi Farms having a monopoly on lolcow forums is that people who get banned even if it’s for a minor infraction like @The Fool are basically depersoned.
A good way to combat that is continue lolcowdotorg, and maaaybe make it a little less shitposty. So far you guys have a pretty good track record of producing content when you're actually focused on that, and Sig doesn't seem like a horrible admin to facilitate that, though I'm getting off topic.
 
A good way to combat that is continue lolcowdotorg, and maaaybe make it a little less shitposty. So far you guys have a pretty good track record of producing content when you're actually focused on that, and Sig doesn't seem like a horrible admin to facilitate that, though I'm getting off topic.
Onion Farms had a very different atmosphere to Kiwi and lolcow continues that. I think making it “less shitposty” would be a mistake.
 
Naught is Bismuth, long-time main member of the Watchmen before their breakup (you probably knew that, though.)
So Naught is of course related to Chris, but only semi-related to ILJ through his connections to Sean.
I'm not nearly autistic enough to do it, but I'd love to see a social network diagram of this clusterfuck. Too bad it would now include at least one KF mod.
 
A good way to combat that is continue lolcowdotorg, and maaaybe make it a little less shitposty. So far you guys have a pretty good track record of producing content when you're actually focused on that, and Sig doesn't seem like a horrible admin to facilitate that, though I'm getting off topic.
SIG just spams the announcement notifications to send pictures of Nikocado's blown out butthole to the entire site. Needless to say, I like the guy.
 
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