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- Jul 3, 2023
SeasideMARK (SSM) is a fat alcoholic halfwit openly defrauding the UK benefit system while endlessly documenting his pointless existence on Youtube. Hard-working employed and unemployed dossers alike seethe and mald at his ability to sponge endlessly without ever doing a day's work. Mark's golden ticket to an endless weekend is a condition called Trimethylaminuria (TMAU) which (he claims) makes him intermittently stink of either fish or shit, causing low confidence and an inability to work. Quite why this applies to absolutely all forms of work, including housework, remains a mystery.
Mark's daily life consist of sitting in his tiny mouldy flat (which he never vents, cleans, or tidies) complaining about having no money, purchasing brand new expensive gadgets then selling at a big loss for fast cash, getting drunk outdoors, getting drunk indoors, dancing in public to obnoxious 90s rave music, stuffing his face, littering, bothering wildlife, and stut-stut-stuttering into a cam-cam-camera as he 'works for you-you-youtube'. Although he uploads prolifically, often posting multiple videos and livestreams daily, the production quality is literally zero. Many videos consist solely of Mark repeating a handful of sentences over and over in a loop for 20 minutes.
If you feel sorry for Mark, understand that the situation is entirely his choice. The disability that supposedly prevents him contributing to society, TMAU, presents merely as a mild odour only a fraction of people can detect. Nevertheless, as Mark's golden ticket to endless handouts he never shuts up about it. In situations where this alone is not enough to get him out of work, he flips to one of several standby excuses.
For a basic steer on what makes this idiot so amusing to follow, check this out:
(SeasideMARK’s Recent Goings-on - Youtube)
Of course Mark's not the only benefit fraud in the country, but he shamelessly documents his life via youtube while lacking the guile to conceal the truth. This provides a rare glimpse into the grim reality of Britain's career beneficiaries, and ample opportunities to laugh at frequent misfortunes befalling our odorous hero.
News & Happenings
Sunday 7th March - Mark gets steeeeeaming as a rocket at Wetherspoons then returns home to watch the footie and continue drinking. After ~10 pints he attempts cheese on toast by turning the toaster sideways and adding no cheese (???). This smokes out the flat and sets off the fire alarm while a very confused Mark repeatedly exclaims 'what the fuck's going on here'. Stream is deleted the next morning.
Saturday 16th March - Someone dumps human remains on Mark while he is drinking on the beach. Some drifts into his beer but he drinks it anyway.
(seasideMARK is live on Swanage sea front life is short every day we above ground is great day YouTube) - (Ashes spread at 20 mins)
Friday 15th March - Mark purchases a PS5 for the 5th (6th?) time. Doxes his WiFi SSID and password while setting up. He has given away/sold any entertaining games he got in the bundle and bought the shittiest cheap sports titles available. Place bets now for the number of days before it gets sold to CEX at a huge loss.
Thursday 14th March - Mark finds a takeaway left outside his door from the local indian curry house. He rants on livestream for over an hour that someone might have pissed, wanked, or spat in it and so he can't eat it. Jury's out on whether this was a failtroll, Helen ordered it for him and forgot to mention it, or he ordered it and forgot.
Sunday 10th March - Mark ends up in hospital after a bad episode of SVT which couldn't be fixed via handstands on the couch. The ambulance crew leave an oxygen bottle at his flat which he returns the next day, after deciding that 'O2' written on the bottle means it's got a SIM card inside and is connected to the O2 mobile network. He spends the day after ranting about needing to change his ways and bemoaning how he won't live long if he doesn't make some changes. Nothing will change.
Monday Feb 26th - DFE TIME DE LADS - Mark's on holiday with 'ellen in Newquay, Cornwall. After four beach beers and visibly tanked, he debates with himself for 20 minutes about whether to keep drinking. Announces 'fuck it, I'm on a bender. Fuck it, I'll drink till I pass out'. No more videos from that point on. Next morning, all videos are privated. We can but speculate as to the horrors visited upon Newquay that evening.
Wednesday Feb 21st - Mark cooks up 8 slices of bacon, fried eggs, and 'showerdough' bread ('it got no refined sugar!'). The carnival diet is fully underway, and it's lush. This morning he sat in the car and shit his pants (again). Sounds like the GoPro has been traded in once again for beer money.
(seasideMARK bacon bacon Mutty time, I have to tell you, need to tell you, doing low carbs - Youtube)
(seasideMARK is PURBECK CIDER drinking update it 4 time lush it easy - Youtube)
(seasideMARK 16 month no betting shop, not been in bookies since oct 2022. life is great can’t lose - Youtube)
(seasideMARK is having PURBECK MINT CIDER it lush I mean - Youtube)
Monday/Tuesday Feb 19/20th - FRESH START ALERT - After smashing six sugary breadbuns on Sunday eve, Mark is now swearing off eating bread because it gives you 'insolent resistence'. Only at home, he'll still eat it elsewhere. At home, instead, he will just eat freezer meats and eggs. But he clarifies he's 'not doing no carvinal diet'. Smoothies have been downgraded to once or twice aweek month, but it must be organic fruits because you don't want no 'pestisites'. Beer is down to strictly once a week. No more sweets, no chocolates. This will continue until September when he will go fully carb-free.
(seasideMARK wont go on any diet, I cut out the bread at home, low carbs, cut out the refine sugar Youtube)
Sunday Feb 18th - After four (or was it six?) pints of cider Mark attempts to cook hot cross buns. Jabbing a butter knife into the toaster several times, the livestream plunges into darkness and the kitchen ceiling fills with smoke. Not satisfied with the four buns he ate, after discovering they were gluten free, he proceeds to eat two more.
(seasideMARK it not any old hot cross buns they are marks and Spencer’s hot cross buns it lush - Youtube)
Sat/Sun Feb 10/11th - Saturday: Mark meets up with 'ellen at the Royal Oak Wetherspoons in Dorchester for dinner, the spends the afternoon on the piss. When he gets home, doesn't make it through the door fast enough and shits himself. Reckons he has a stomach bug.
Sunday: declares it's fresh start time de lads. Needs to start 'eating elfy', because bad diet must be what caused him to shit himself. For Mark this consists of making a special trip to the supermarket to buy berries, blend them into a smoothie, and down the lot. He also does an instructional video on how to make porridge which consists of adding milk to oats and putting it in the microwave. Healthy living: Achieved.
Wednesday Feb 7th - Mark get's steeeeeeeming as a rocket in his kitchen on a box of sweet cider. Annoyed that twolls keep bringing up the 'Steven Jordan' rumour, he produces a birth certificate to prove he was born 'Mark Edwards'. Spends a few hours streaming, getting gradually more wasted as time goes on. Urinates in a glass and rinses it out in the sink. Finds an unknown substance at the bottom of his air fryer and proceeds to eat some of it. Reveals he's being forced into a job interview with Royal Mail next Thursday, and begs the twolls to call them up and tell them he will steal all the Christmas cards, so they won't employ him. After ranting for 10 minutes, realizes it's not Christmas so this might not quite be the perfect crime. Calls it a night after 8-9 pints. The next morning, Mark is suffering from a nasty hangover and swears off the ciders for life. Plans for a greasy bacon fry-up are replaced by boiled eggs and toast. There will be no further videos today as he is going back to bed.
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Monday Feb 5th - At 1AM Mark livestreams from bed in complete darkness, worried once more about a UK war vs Russia and how inconvenient that would be for his comfy dosser life. Asserts that 'Our arm forces don't look good prepared to Russia arm forces'. The master of preparedness instructs the Seaside Army to stock up on battery-operated radios, candles, and tinned food. He also re-uploads someone elses TikTok video, which must have been what got him riled up, showing Trident missiles moving around the UK on trucks (something that happens all the time but is only covered when the war drums are beating). As usual the videos are deleted when Mark wakes up sober the next morning.
(SeasideMARK the future don’t look good Dee lads Youtube)
Thursday January 31st - Mark drives to Swanage around midday, drinks 8 pints and scarfs a fish & chips takeaway on the seafront. Accidentally breaks a full bottle of beer and whinges about having to buy another one to replace it. Takes a bus home about 5.30, has pint #9 then realizes he's steeeeeeaming as a rocket (drunk) and can't stay awake to watch the Liverpool game. Sobs briefly because it's the final season with Jurgen Klopp managing the team and he's going to miss it.
It then dawns on Mark that he's paying thirty quid ( $30 ) for a live sports subscription but missing the games on account of being drunk. A helpful comment points out he's actually paying 150 quid ( $190 ) to not watch things, because it's a six month minimum subscription term. Mark heads to bed before 7pm.
Videos were (as usual) deleted next morning.
Monday January 29th - Mark goes for a dance down Sandford Lane, and gloats about younger beneficiaries being conscripted into the army while he can keep 'sitting on his arse drinking beer and eating cream cakes' because he is too old. Less than 10 minutes later, same stream. Has an angry blub about the prospect of dying in a war with Russia. This was (as usual) swiftly deleted when he sobered up the next morning.
Wednesday Feb 21st - Mark cooks up 8 slices of bacon, fried eggs, and 'showerdough' bread ('it got no refined sugar!'). The carnival diet is fully underway, and it's lush. This morning he sat in the car and shit his pants (again). Sounds like the GoPro has been traded in once again for beer money.
(seasideMARK bacon bacon Mutty time, I have to tell you, need to tell you, doing low carbs - Youtube)
(seasideMARK is PURBECK CIDER drinking update it 4 time lush it easy - Youtube)
(seasideMARK 16 month no betting shop, not been in bookies since oct 2022. life is great can’t lose - Youtube)
(seasideMARK is having PURBECK MINT CIDER it lush I mean - Youtube)
Monday/Tuesday Feb 19/20th - FRESH START ALERT - After smashing six sugary breadbuns on Sunday eve, Mark is now swearing off eating bread because it gives you 'insolent resistence'. Only at home, he'll still eat it elsewhere. At home, instead, he will just eat freezer meats and eggs. But he clarifies he's 'not doing no carvinal diet'. Smoothies have been downgraded to once or twice a
(seasideMARK wont go on any diet, I cut out the bread at home, low carbs, cut out the refine sugar Youtube)
Sunday Feb 18th - After four (or was it six?) pints of cider Mark attempts to cook hot cross buns. Jabbing a butter knife into the toaster several times, the livestream plunges into darkness and the kitchen ceiling fills with smoke. Not satisfied with the four buns he ate, after discovering they were gluten free, he proceeds to eat two more.
(seasideMARK it not any old hot cross buns they are marks and Spencer’s hot cross buns it lush - Youtube)
Sat/Sun Feb 10/11th - Saturday: Mark meets up with 'ellen at the Royal Oak Wetherspoons in Dorchester for dinner, the spends the afternoon on the piss. When he gets home, doesn't make it through the door fast enough and shits himself. Reckons he has a stomach bug.
Sunday: declares it's fresh start time de lads. Needs to start 'eating elfy', because bad diet must be what caused him to shit himself. For Mark this consists of making a special trip to the supermarket to buy berries, blend them into a smoothie, and down the lot. He also does an instructional video on how to make porridge which consists of adding milk to oats and putting it in the microwave. Healthy living: Achieved.
Wednesday Feb 7th - Mark get's steeeeeeeming as a rocket in his kitchen on a box of sweet cider. Annoyed that twolls keep bringing up the 'Steven Jordan' rumour, he produces a birth certificate to prove he was born 'Mark Edwards'. Spends a few hours streaming, getting gradually more wasted as time goes on. Urinates in a glass and rinses it out in the sink. Finds an unknown substance at the bottom of his air fryer and proceeds to eat some of it. Reveals he's being forced into a job interview with Royal Mail next Thursday, and begs the twolls to call them up and tell them he will steal all the Christmas cards, so they won't employ him. After ranting for 10 minutes, realizes it's not Christmas so this might not quite be the perfect crime. Calls it a night after 8-9 pints. The next morning, Mark is suffering from a nasty hangover and swears off the ciders for life. Plans for a greasy bacon fry-up are replaced by boiled eggs and toast. There will be no further videos today as he is going back to bed.
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Monday Feb 5th - At 1AM Mark livestreams from bed in complete darkness, worried once more about a UK war vs Russia and how inconvenient that would be for his comfy dosser life. Asserts that 'Our arm forces don't look good prepared to Russia arm forces'. The master of preparedness instructs the Seaside Army to stock up on battery-operated radios, candles, and tinned food. He also re-uploads someone elses TikTok video, which must have been what got him riled up, showing Trident missiles moving around the UK on trucks (something that happens all the time but is only covered when the war drums are beating). As usual the videos are deleted when Mark wakes up sober the next morning.
(SeasideMARK the future don’t look good Dee lads Youtube)
Thursday January 31st - Mark drives to Swanage around midday, drinks 8 pints and scarfs a fish & chips takeaway on the seafront. Accidentally breaks a full bottle of beer and whinges about having to buy another one to replace it. Takes a bus home about 5.30, has pint #9 then realizes he's steeeeeeaming as a rocket (drunk) and can't stay awake to watch the Liverpool game. Sobs briefly because it's the final season with Jurgen Klopp managing the team and he's going to miss it.
It then dawns on Mark that he's paying thirty quid ( $30 ) for a live sports subscription but missing the games on account of being drunk. A helpful comment points out he's actually paying 150 quid ( $190 ) to not watch things, because it's a six month minimum subscription term. Mark heads to bed before 7pm.
Videos were (as usual) deleted next morning.
Monday January 29th - Mark goes for a dance down Sandford Lane, and gloats about younger beneficiaries being conscripted into the army while he can keep 'sitting on his arse drinking beer and eating cream cakes' because he is too old. Less than 10 minutes later, same stream. Has an angry blub about the prospect of dying in a war with Russia. This was (as usual) swiftly deleted when he sobered up the next morning.
SSM and Work
Mark considers himself a hard grafter who 'works for YouTube'. To avoid being clocked as a drunken dosser, he often wears a yellow high-vis work jacket when out and about. Justifications for not working oscillate between TMAU (Fish-odour syndrome), poor 'mental elf', being too old, speech imp-imp-impediments, and simply that nobody is willing to give him a chance. It certainly has nothing to do with his dogged determination to cheat the system and live a degenerate lifestyle funded entirely by the hard work of others.
Rumour has it that Mark has sabotaged employment opportunities by attending with fish hidden about his person, thus giving off a disgusting odour and ensuring he is asked not to return the next day. Often Mark sabotages jobs before they begin by attending interviews dressed innappropriately (shorts and bucket hat), rambling nonsensically until asked to leave, or finding a reason to simply not show up. Reasons such as:
- Someone coming to his flat to 'test his domestos' (he meant 'test for asbestos')
- Re-delivering an amazon package which was mistakenly sent to him
- Having workmen in his flat installing a new bathroom
Here's Mark rocking up to a job interview in bright orange shorts and a bucket hat:
(seasideMARK acting like Rab C. Nesbitt at a job interview at CO-OP - Youtube)
SSM and Alcohol
How it started:
Mark is a longtime alcoholic binge drinker, getting absolutely hammered at minimum twice a week. Pledging the next morning to abstain from alcohol, only to binge drink again that evening. Now, sure: We've all been there. But this cycle of addiction leads to one of the most common and milk-filled SSM livestream formats - Drunk 'steaming as a rocket' sessions at an industrial estate near his flat. In these, Mark will dance poorly to DJ sets emanating from a tinny bluetooth speaker, and as the darkness closes in around him will descend into shouty emotional rants on absurd topics which have included:
- Demanding that the rain stop immediately so he can keep dancing.
- Angrily insisting that a decade of low-quality youtube uploads should have brought fame and fortune
- Being unhappy about the prospect of the UK going to war with russia and crowing that he is too old to be conscripted.
- Wishing Jam Master Jay hadn't got shot twenty years ago so Run DMC were still going. No, really:
SSM and Gambling
"Just want to do a quick update to let you know... 24 days no bookies!" - SSM,
Mark is currently (Jan 2024) abstaining from gambling, and will mention this in nearly every video as if convincing himself just as much as his you-you-youtube twolls. Gambling was previously a major element of Mark's life and many uploads would consist of him admitting his dire financial straits were due to him having 'done his bollocks in' at the bookies.
Bollocks Status: Done In
SeasideMARK huge loss at bookies considers suicide--quits youtube - Youtube
SeasideMARK huge loss at bookies considers suicide--quits youtube - Youtube
In fairness to Mark, he claims (as of Feb 24) to have been gamble-free for 16 months.
SSM and Technology
Mark is a passionate adopter of new technology such as phones, tablets, televisions, bluetooth speakers, and video game consoles. He enjoys new tech so much he will impulse purchase an expensive new device, barely take it out of the box, then sell it to the local pawn shop (CEX) at huge loss to fund his next binge drinking session. Mark has purchased three PS5s in the last year and kept each for less than a week before cashing in at a significant loss and swearing off gaming forever.
Recently excited to stream his unboxing of a brand new GoPro and accessories, enthusiasm was rapidly tempered when the courier mistakenly delivered someone else's Amazon order of granulated tea, romance novels, and tampons.
Fresh Starts
Mark often laments the state of his life and will boldly decree big changes to be made. Abstinance from alcohol, an exercise regime, strict dieting, gainful employment - All these and more will be firmly committed to regularly on-camera. Sadly, for Mark it's more about the dopamine rush of declaring the intention rather than follow-through, so such notions rarely last as long as it takes to sober up and any video declaring a 'fresh start' will be gone by morning. In the rare instance that a more firm commitment is made, whenever the time comes to actually get into it and make the change, no further mention will be made.
Fresh start on 1st of February. 2 months off the beer de lads Youtube
SSM on The Internet
Despite more than a decade producing thousands of videos and livestreams, Mark's subscriber count remains low (~3k as of Jan 24). This is mostly due to his habits of deleting videos, mass re-publishing old content, spreading content across multiple accounts, and deleting accounts. Even people who want to follow Mark (aka the Seaside Army) find it difficult to do so, and so most comments and engagement are found on troll and archive channels, since their re-uploads tend to remain online much longer than the originals.
At some point Mark aligned with a niche YouTube group 'UK Drinking Community' or UKDC. It's mostly dead nowadays, but the hallmark of this group was drinking alcohol while wearing ski masks, balaclavas, or some other face covering, supposedly to 'keep the focus on the drink'. This might explain some of Mark's earlier videos where he sits in a darkened room, face covered, drunkenly threatening twolls. UKDC members (such as the gibberish-spouting gyppo Makaveli) often show up in Mark's live chat and video comments, sometimes badgering him for donations towards their own drinking funds. This is rarely fruitful but Mark will always use the opportunity to espouse his generous, philanthropic nature at length (after which, if they're very lucky, he'll CashApp them no more than three quid). UKDC and it's loosely-aligned American counterpart MLDC ('Malt Liquor Drinking Community', natch) are ripe with potential lolcows, although many are just simple drunks pitching towards a predictable early grave.
Mark found some success with a short titled 'Just Had A Haircut' which went viral on TikTok. He has been unable to repeat this success, and attempts to do so largely consist of repeating the same line over and over at random times while mugging into the camera. His understanding of what made the video popular is reminiscent of jungle people running around with cardboard aeroplanes to make riches to drop from the sky.
Mark fails to grasp the nature of parasocial relationships and frequently gets upset when he receives negative attention online. This sometimes results in amusing drunken rants about how hard he is, how many weapons he has, and how anyone that comes to his house will be shot or beaten to death.
A shadowy unknown figure drinks beer through a balaclava and threatens to shoot trolls with real guns stashed in his attic (Note: SSM lives in a flat) - Youtube
A remarkably similar looking person describes how he will murder a certain troll's entire family -Youtube
Audio Only - A mysterious voice threatens to break a troll's jaw, wait for it to heal, then come back and break it again - Youtube
Despite such displays of bravado, the one time a troll ('The Exposed Fella') did show up at Mark's flat, he hid indoors and called the police.
Mark's history of fighting is less than spectacular. In Nov 2021 at The Dolphin pub in Weymouth, he drunkenly talked shit to some pool players. When Mark left the establishment later that night, 'unknown parties' cornered and beat the shit out of him in an alleyway. Mark went live immediately afterwards as sirens can be heard approaching in the background, blubbing that he had been beaten up and called a pedo.
SeasideMARK in The Dolphin acting rude to people - Bitchute
SeasideMARK bean Beaton up because they think I am paedo - Bitchute
A remarkably similar looking person describes how he will murder a certain troll's entire family -Youtube
Audio Only - A mysterious voice threatens to break a troll's jaw, wait for it to heal, then come back and break it again - Youtube
Despite such displays of bravado, the one time a troll ('The Exposed Fella') did show up at Mark's flat, he hid indoors and called the police.
Mark's history of fighting is less than spectacular. In Nov 2021 at The Dolphin pub in Weymouth, he drunkenly talked shit to some pool players. When Mark left the establishment later that night, 'unknown parties' cornered and beat the shit out of him in an alleyway. Mark went live immediately afterwards as sirens can be heard approaching in the background, blubbing that he had been beaten up and called a pedo.
SeasideMARK in The Dolphin acting rude to people - Bitchute
SeasideMARK bean Beaton up because they think I am paedo - Bitchute
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MARKisms
Mark makes curious use of the English language, above and beyond the standard abuse brits heap upon it. This includes coining his own odd sayings and catchphrases, usually repeated many times over and over. The most commonly uttered Marksims are:
- Every day we above ground is a good day
- Better than giving it to the bookies - Uttered as justification when wasting money on anything
- It's lush. It's always been lush. It'll always be lush. It's four times lush. Because it's lush. Oh that's lush. - During a period of trying to do 'food reviews', this was the height of Mark's insightful commentary on the item currently being crammed into his face. Nowadays Mark wanders about his flat doing nothing in particular saying these phrases repeatedly for no discernible reason.
- Uploafs - Mark's video uploads to youtube
- De lats - 'The Lads', Mark's somewhat affectionate term for his imaginary fans
The Seaside Diet
Although Mark's corpulent figure could be explained by mammoth alcohol intake alone, his solid-food diet is equally horrifying and excessive. A common video format from Mark is the 'mini mukbang' wherein he will devour several cream cakes, an entire dessert cake, several sausage rolls, or some other unreasonable quantity of beige bong carbohydrate slop. These are recorded in his kitchen or often his car, as he consumes quantities of drive-through fast food that would ordinarily be expected to feed entire families. A similar Mark format is the 'trekkie brekkie', in which he waddles into some unsuspecting business offering all-you-can-eat breakfasts to clear them out of bacon, sausages, and fried bread.
Occasionally Mark will upload food and beer reviews in the hope of becoming sponsored or receiving freebies. Since his insights are limited to grunts, smacking lips, and utterings of 'it's lush' and 'wot ah experience', prospects of a seaside sponsorship arc seem bleak.
Deep Lore
Unconfirmed rumours of Mark's shady past sourced from 8kun (archive) and oft mentioned by seething A-logs on Youtube videos:
- TRISTAN
"Tristan is the name of a young boy who died while in Marks accommodation a few years ago resulting in him having to move out of his hometown and legally change his name (Mark's real name is "Steven Jordan"). Mark was known for hosting parties in his apartment and providing alcohol for people too young to purchase it legally. During one of these parties, he had one of his many drunk meltdowns and set fire to his apartment. Sadly the child in the rooms next door died as a result. Any mention of Tristan's name will result in Mark breaking down in tears, but unable to explain the reason why as he is unable to admit what happened due to fear of reprisal."
Bullshit rating: Likely bullshit - Mark has flashed his birth certificate on-stream before, confirming he was born with the same name he goes by today. - MARIE HEALY
"Marie Healy is a teenage girl from Scotland with a developmental disorder Mark groomed over the internet. She had the mental age of a prepubescent girl, evidenced by the slurring speech, the childish behavior, and the want to only ever eat Happy Meals from McDonalds. The relationship came to an end when it came to light that Mark was both physically and sexually abusing her, leading to him moving from Mansfield to Dorset to escape violent retribution from her family."
(Mark's version of events is that he caught Marie flirting and sharing nudes with one of his trolls and called the relationship off after 1 week).
Bullshit rating: Inconclusive. They were certainly in a brief relationship, and Marie is much younger than Mark as well as being clearly a bit 'special'. - BENJI
For a brief while Mark owned a small dog called Benji. Benji dissappeared suddenly and was never mentioned again. Rumours abound of a small grave in the garden behind Mark's old flat, or alternatively Mark traded Benji in at CEX for beer money.
Bullshit rating: Inconclusive. Benji existed and was in at least one video with Mark talking absolute nonsense at him while the dog looked confused. Could have been looking after him for a day as a favour, equally could have adopted the dog (Mark does talk about wanting to do this sometimes) or had him for a trial period.
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Socials
- YouTube Channel A / Youtube Channel B / Gaming Channel- (warning: Mark DFE's almost daily and drunken livestream rants usually dissappear first thing next morning. Mark also has a habit of re-publishing old videos en-masse to drown out archive channels re-uploading his most lol-worthy moments)
- PSN (New), PSN (Old). A showcase of gaming achievements earned in brief windows between Mark purchasing a brand new PS5 and then selling it (usually the next day) to CEX for half the price.
- Twitter - Barely posts
- TikTok - Formerly 'TMAUMan' and 'SeasideMarkOldSkoolRaver'.
- PayPal
- Twitch
Quite a few channels archive Mark's videos:
- OsamaBinPhil
- RiffRatz
- Seasidemarkive
- Vinny vidz (Covers a variety of personalities)
- pat scanlan
- Steven George
- David C (Parodies)
- The Official Seaside Seagull
- The Exposed Fella (formerly 'SeasideMark Exposed')
- hello you
- Viking Meatballs
- SeasideMark (Last upload: 2023)
- Anonfella3959 (Last upload: 2021)
- Rival of SeasideMARK_Archive (last upload: 2021)
- Rastamouse Cuthbert the 69th (Last upload: 2021)
- seasideMARIE and seasideMARK deleted videos (Last upload: 2016)
- Seaside Lazy (Last upload: 2016)
- Seaside Shark (Last upload: 2015)
SSM Soundboard
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