Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[The Blue Morpho]

@Berrakh
ahem, groids confronted, exhibit A

Lol yes he confronts blacks. And it’s hilarious.

Edit:
beaner: https://youtu.be/H88VI08z5Ug
Faggot: https://youtu.be/Redc1mvyLaw
Negro: https://youtu.be/jn0FL2nfo3A
Negro: https://youtu.be/ILQJAcCzwDQ
Liberal art teacher from Florida: (personal favorite) https://youtu.be/BvzMNLQs3Fc
The list goes on. It’s funny shit.

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

I've always put the cart back but now I'm not gonna anymore just to spite half this thread.

I might even take a little poop in there

Nigger

 

[Berrakh]

@Berrakh
ahem, groids confronted, exhibit A

Now we’re getting somewhere. I will examine and be open to changing my mind. Unless these are fat blacks who work at a desk. Giving myself that out before I look.

 

[Particle Bored]

Imagine you were at a party, and every time someone set down any empty cup or bottle, some faggot swooped in "Woo woop! I'm the bottle narc! Trash can is over there! Omg host will have to clean up! Omg where will other people set their drinks?! Here's an 'I'm an asshole' sticker for your shirt, and if you peel it off I've got 50 more for ya!"

Sometimes I curb my cart, sometimes I take it back to the pen. Depends. Because reasons. This zealotry is pathetic.

This guy is a budget basement bitch boy Stop A Douchebag wannabe.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

>Autistic OP
>Person being talked about is being autistic af
>People shouting back at him are also being autistic af
>People talking about him on here are also being autistic af

It's a day ending in y here on the Farms.

 

[Lurker]

Actually we need parents. The rest of what you said is just autism imo.

Anyway, I challenged the Cart Cultists here to show me him confronting an actual groid. None has been provided. Ergo this does nothing to counter negrification like has been claimed. It is simply over.

not shitty parents kek

Lol yes he confronts blacks. And it’s hilarious.

Edit:
beaner: https://youtu.be/H88VI08z5Ug
Faggot: https://youtu.be/Redc1mvyLaw
Negro: https://youtu.be/jn0FL2nfo3A
Negro: https://youtu.be/ILQJAcCzwDQ
Liberal art teacher from Florida: (personal favorite) https://youtu.be/BvzMNLQs3Fc
The list goes on. It’s funny shit.

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[Buckaroo]

BTW TIL that shopping carts in the US are apparently unsecured in any way and anyone can just take them.

Most have magnetic locks that trigger when taken to the edge of the parking lot, naturally they get stuck often and make the carts practically unusable but places like Walmart will keep them around until they look broken.

 

[Berrakh]

not shitty parents kek


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Already addressed. And also the niggling purity tests of single people is not the standard by which parents are to be judged.

 

[Polyboros2]

If your gonna be a vigilante, you need a cool costume, a tragic back story, and a secret identity.

Otherwise you're just some faggot who gets raped by Ellen Page.

 

[Fydor Dostoyevski]

After watching a few of his videos I've been convinced that the ones that don't return carts are either A) Niggers or B) spiteful mutants that would have died off due to natural selection.

I don't think the cart problem will ever be solved until we find a way to screen out the genetic waste that has been allowed to replicate due to modern medicine. Truly one of the many horrors of the modern world.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I remember when this guy was on The Dick Show.

I thought he was pretty funny.

 

[Lurker]

i just want everyone here to know that i am morally and sexually superior to everyone who doesn't return their carts.

 

[Lurker]

Already addressed. And also the niggling purity tests of single people is not the standard by which parents are to be judged.

kek, just sounds like you're a shitty parent who can't put their cart away

lazybones

edit: not apologizing for doublepost, fuck da poleeeeece

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

It's always funny when you have gypsies and druggies, but i repeat myself (well, used to be gypsies, now it's often Ukrainians round here) hunting for abandoned carts in the parking lot in the hopes of getting some change just to discover that there's a plastic coin inside instead. I've seen at least two chimpouts after them hitting like 6 carts with plastic tokens in a row.

 

[Squidler]

If your gonna be a vigilante, you need a cool costume, a tragic back story, and a secret identity.

Otherwise you're just some faggot who gets raped by Ellen Page.

Could you imagine if he was doing this shit dressed like Zorro? A man can dream.

 

[Berrakh]

kek, just sounds like you're a shitty parent who can't put their cart away

lazybones

Jokes on you! I’m alone
But, more relevantly, single people love to talk smack to parents for not doing what single people have decided is most important in life that week. It’s gay and you’re gay if you thought it was your silver bullet.

Showing me his crossing paths with groids is what I asked to see and what I respond to. But my attention was already brought to it.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Most have magnetic locks that trigger when taken to the edge of the parking lot, naturally they get stuck often and make the carts practically unusable but places like Walmart will keep them around until they look broken.

What do you mean by magnetic locks? Like on the wheels? Because I've just had an image pop in my head of a set of handcuffs cuffing your hands to the handle.
"You WILL return the cart, goy!"
If this guy wanted to be particularly devilish he'd take those abandoned carts, drive them to the exit road from the parking lot and overturn them. Maybe assemble them in the shape of a tasteful swastika or shit.

 

[Lurker]

Jokes on you! I’m alone
But, more relevantly, single people love to talk smack to parents for not doing what single people have decided is most important in life that week. It’s gay and you’re gay if you thought it was your silver bullet.

Showing me his crossing paths with groids is what I asked to see and what I respond to. But my attention was already brought to it.

lol foreveralone cope

LAZY.
BONES.

 

[Berrakh]

lol foreveralone cope

LAZY.
BONES.

You’re not having fun here if you’re this determined to neg rate any and all banter.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

lol foreveralone cope

LAZY.
BONES.

LAZY.
PELVIS.