Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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I don't want to throw my weight around, but I have quite a reputation among the Walmart community. The main issue here is not actually carts or no carts. No more brother wars. The CQ (Cart Question) is whether acting like an instigating faggot streamer (or youtuber in this case) is justified by someone violating a social norm. I don't think so. Following people around, calling them nursery names and sticking magnets on their car for perceived slights is niggerlicious shouldn't be tolerated in a polite society.
 
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So my grocery store has a guy who brings the cart stacks from the corral back to the front of store. I get groceries the same day every week, so I always see him. For reason the guy, whenever he see's me, honks the electric pushing trolly he has and waves at me. Naturally I wave back, but I have no idea who this guy is. I never see him do this to other people. I think he must know me, but I don't have a fucking clue who he is. Anyone have a suggestion on what to do? My current plan is to continue as is until one of us dies.

He seems chill, so people should probably return their cart.
 
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BMI Evaluator said:
I don't want to throw my weight around, but I have quite a reputation among the Walmart community. The main issue here is not actually carts or no carts. No more brother wars. The CQ (Cart Question) is whether acting like an instigating faggot streamer (or youtuber in this case) is justified by someone violating a social norm. I don't think so. Following people around, calling them nursery names and sticking magnets on their car for perceived slights is niggerlicious shouldn't be tolerated in a polite society.
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Civilized solutions have failed to cure brown behavior in America, and in fact, it's getting worse by the year.

I say fight fire with fire. The noble white man has proven himself a better woman than real women with all of those beauty pageant tranny wins, it's time for the world to know that he's also superior at being a nigger.
 
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So my grocery store has a guy who brings the cart stacks from the corral back to the front of store. I get groceries the same day every week, so I always see him. For reason the guy, whenever he see's me, honks the electric pushing trolly he has and waves at me. Naturally I wave back, but I have no idea who this guy is. I never see him do this to other people. I think he must know me, but I don't have a fucking clue who he is. Anyone have a suggestion on what to do? My current plan is to continue as is until one of us dies.

He seems chill, so people should probably return their cart.
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Possibility you look familiar to someone he knows and actually interacted with. Other possibility, which is less likely, is that there's something about your appearance and/or mannerisms that compels him to do it.

This isn't a problem, so I wouldn't do anything about it if I were you other than use it as an amusing anecdote to spice up conversations with people in general.
 
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Much like Frank hassle, the funniest thing about cart narc is the insane reactions he provokes over the most mundane shit. What does he do at the end of it all? He didn't kill your sister and rape your dog. He doesn't key your car and slash your tyres. He doesn't even call you a faggot. All he does is say " weep woop skeebidy skee" and call you a lazybones, but this is somehow being treated like a life or death scenario. I knew Americans couldn't take the bants, but skin this thin should be considered a medical condition.
 
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Some people are like "lol who cares about carts?" and to other people...
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him being the savior of white culture
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Greasy Goblin said:
Civilized solutions have failed to cure brown behavior in America, and in fact, it's getting worse by the year.

I say fight fire with fire. The noble white man has proven himself a better woman than real women with all of those beauty pageant tranny wins, it's time for the world to know that he's also superior at being a nigger.
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the Great Replacement will be reversed by white men assuming every other role in society until all the bad actors are forced out of their jobs. white guys going out to the clubs and picking up all the coalburners. white guys moving to Mexico, and then paying traffickers to ship them back over the border. white guys running reservation casinos. white guys walking around stopped traffic in Chicago at night turning tricks. white guys pouring into the Bloods, Crips, and Latin Kings. white guys committing black-on-black violence. white guys rioting at a KFC because the chicken ran out
 
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You can't do it this way. One man can't make society better. You need many men and an organization. Like the shopping cart Gestapo Stasi or KGB. They have to go around intimidating people beating them and hauling them off for not taking the carts back. Dare I say even executing people over it. The only way to enforce a rule is through fear and brutality.

Be an informant and tell the shopping cart secret police if your friend's family and neighbors don't take the carts back. You can make a difference. Together we can make society better.
 
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