Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis is a producer for a radio show called The Woody Show in 2018 he started a spinoff YT channel called Cart Narcs where he aggressively confronts people about not putting shopping carts back in the corrals at grocery stores and attempts to stick magnets on their cars, all while talking like a faggot, and making autistic sound effects. While some may view our intrepid Narc as a hero there are certainly plenty who disagree. So far he has been threatened with a gun and a knife had several things thrown at him and made dozens of people chimp out. He has some catchphrases like calling people lazybones, he makes siren noises with his mouth and intentionally starts confrontations with people often until they lash out at him.

What makes Sebastian special is that he thinks he is doing society a service by accosting these "lazybones" when really he is just making things worse for everyone. His schtick of being a dick over something incredibly petty and then being surprised when people react negatively to it may just be an act but if it is he is dedicated to it in public including through several appearances on tv and popular YouTube shows.

The first videos in 2018 were uploaded to the Woody Show Youtube channel
First Youtube video on Woody Show channel

Cart Narcs - Shaming People Who Don't Put Back Carts!

Want More Vids? Subscribe ►► http://bit.ly/2m8kGoLPresenting episode 1 of a series against laziness.Follow us:Twitter ►►https://twitter.com/TheWoodyShowFaceb...

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Spoiler: Archive

On February 7th, 2020 he started his own channel called Cart Narcs Youtube archive (https://archive.ph/2IEdE).

During a confrontation with a gentleman in Texas Sebastian had a gun pulled on him I wasn't able to find the original video
https://youtu.be/N5QyCifgL4g?t=56

Spoiler: Archive

The cops told him to fuck off basically

Texas Fella (guy pulls out a gun, Cart Narcs reupload)

Cart narcs Texas Fella reupload. Texas plumber pulls out a gun after being asked nicely to return his shopping car to the cart corral.

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UPDATE: He had a second person in Texas show him a gun

He has also had a nigger pull a knife on him

Knife Guy

The Cart Narcs are wearing face coverings, sanitizing each cart we touch, and staying at least six feet away from all lazybones.This encounter provides a goo...

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He followed (stalked) two Australian women six blocks home from the grocery store. Very lolcow behavior stalking women and filming it.

In November of 2021 he made an appearance on the Dr. Phil show alongside his mother whose name is Karen, of course.

Dr Phil Publicly Shamed by The Cart Narcs Full Episode 1080p

Dr Phil Publicly Shamed by The Cart Narcs full episodes, (YouTuber Agent Sebastian, who runs a page where he posts hundreds of explosive videos of himself in...

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Dr Phil tells him there are more important things in this world than returning shopping carts and Sebastian asks him how many homeless people he has fed

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Dr Phil Publicly Shamed by The Cart Narcs full episodes, (YouTuber Agent Sebastian, who runs a page where he posts hundreds of explosive videos of himself in...

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It is also revealed on Dr. Phil that Sebastian wears a bulletproof vest and he shares his autistic siren noises, he's also a feminist

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Dr Phil Publicly Shamed by The Cart Narcs full episodes, (YouTuber Agent Sebastian, who runs a page where he posts hundreds of explosive videos of himself in...

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He has appeared on the H3 H3 podcast on June 20th, 2022

A New Low For Family Channels, Cart Narcs Calls In, The LaBrant Family - H3TV #40

Thank you to http://hellofresh.com/h3tv16 (use code h3tv16) & http://joinhoney.com/h3tv for sponsoring this episode!Thanks to @CartNarcs for dropping by the ...

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And the Adam Carolla Show

Sebastian Davis - Adam Carolla Show 1/6/22

FULL EPISODE:Today’s pod opens with a conversation about Adam’s time playing ‘Million Dollar Password’, opposite today’s guest Sebastian Davis. They also tal...

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He may have also been on Who Wants to be a Millionaire where he only won $5000 lol dumb

Sebastian Davis

Sebastian Davis, from Nashville, TN was a contestant who appeared on the U.S. version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? on May 29, 2018 and left with $5,000 after missed on $20,000 question.

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(archive https://archive.ph/Kzgxg)

He makes some incredibly homoerotic cartoons about himself that all end with the line "I want you in me Cart Narc."

Do That in My City | Cart-Toon

For all those internet commentors who have delusions of grandeur.Merch: CartNarcs.com

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Agent Cameron | Cart-Toon

Agent Cameron has an animated message to help younger Narceteers understand basic carting principles.Merch: CartNarcs.com

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Other People Do It | Cart-Toon

Here's an easy rebuttal for this completely juvenile excuse.Stickers: CartNarcs.comThanks to @schwanimation for their excellent work on some of this teaching...

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(archives https://archive.ph/n9dzh, https://archive.ph/UrXrG, https://archive.ph/kNskh)

Some Israelis (I love Israel and her people) posted a research paper about him and his gimmick

View of CART NARCS AND THE ENGINEERING OF SOCIAL SHAMING AS ENTERTAINMENT

(archive https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XAcFe)

Sebastian is a cow who is going to get himself killed for internet clout let's enjoy watching.

twitter: https://twitter.com/WoodyProducer (archive https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GVrB2)

 

[Troonos]

Not a lolcow. A national - nay, international - hero can't be a lolcow.

People who don't return their carts are incompatible with civilization and should be exiled into the desert without food and water.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Not a lolcow. A national - nay, international - hero can't be a lolcow.

People who don't return their carts are incompatible with civilization and should be exiled into the desert without food and water.

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

 

[Troonos]

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

I'm sure I know the answer, but do you shit on public restroom floors because there's a nigger or beaner to clean it up?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I'm sure I know the answer, but do you shit on public restroom floors because there's a nigger or beaner to clean it up?

Yo caught me bro. I actually try to recreate famous paintings with my shit on the walls. Last week I did starry night. You’ve clearly never worked in retail being sent out to collect carts is one of the best perks of the job.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I can't wait for the day when he fucks with the wrong person and gets ventilated on camera. Sputtering gasps as his lungs fill with his own blood would be music to my ears.

 

[Women Respecter]

Real lazybones behavior here... Which video did he expose you in?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Real lazybones behavior here... Which video did he expose you in?

Go back to Reddit

 

[David Brown]

some stupid gross jew annoying degenerate shit bags in a parking lot, what's not to like

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

some stupid gross jew annoying degenerate shit bags in a parking lot, what's not to like

Dude is a massive faggot and is going to get himself killed or someone else killed over shopping carts it’s petty and autistic. He’s almost gotten shot and stabbed already but is he wrong? Nope everyone else is wrong! If people not putting away shopping carts annoys you that much you can’t function properly in normal society and should be locked away.

 

[David Brown]

Dude is a massive faggot and is going to get himself killed or someone else killed over shopping carts it’s petty and autistic. He’s almost gotten shot and stabbed already but is he wrong? Nope everyone else is wrong! If people not putting away shopping carts annoys you that much you can’t function properly in normal society and should be locked away.

So if someone is threatening violence against you, that means you are in the wrong? Is that really the precedent you want to set here? I guess it's time to shut down the farms since Null provoked violence in unhinged people.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

So if someone is threatening violence against you, that means you are in the wrong? Is that really the precedent you want to set here? I guess it's time to shut down the farms since Null provoked violence in unhinged people.

Holy shit are you literally retarded? It’s a shopping cart they aren’t breaking any laws just social conventions he is the one who is far closer to breaking the law than they are he’s fucking harassing people and then when they react he’s “why are you mad bro?” He acts exactly like a tranny. He’s a cry bully.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

His interest in raising public consciousness about putting carts away is secondary to his real motive--agitating people, on camera, to get a rise out of them. He exemplifies passive aggressive behavior as well as anyone, claiming he justs wants a polite conversation while insulting people.

Take for example this video, which has some of the highest number of views.

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Note that she initially agreed. Instead of saying thank you or I appreciate that, he insults her, accusing her of having "lazybonesitis." Then she quite correctly tells him to fuck off. And then it it is on. If you watch closely, you can see this woman has a ring. It is by mere coincidence alone that her husband was not there...


Here is a video where he agitates a woman to the point she starts screaming. She seems weird.. but how is it acceptable to keep provoking people after being repeatedly told no interaction is desired?

Screamer | Ghostarchive

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In this video, a guy comes at him after unwanted interaction with his gf/wife.

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Finally, here he runs away after agitating a guy. Yes the woman is ugly, yes I do not have many kind words about the shit skinned fucko who runs after him. This and other videos demonstrate however this guy is living on borrowed time. He keeps fucking around and eventually he will find out.

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[Chongqing]

What makes Sebastian special is that he thinks he is doing society a service by accosting these "lazybones" when really he is just making things worse for everyone.

This is false. He's not making it worse for anyone, including me. I'm part of everyone.

I wish we had a copy of this guy in every grocery parking lot 24/7 across America.

Also, no one gets paid to track down carts outside of the receptacle. In other countries, they make you put a dollar in to use the cart and you can't get it back until it's properly returned. In America, we don't have that, we only have this hero.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I just noticed this video this is incredibly creepy.

Origin Story | Cart-Toon

If only that planet still existed somewhere...Merch: CartNarcs.com

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[Clown Baby]

"aggressively" lol he doesn't do anything aggressively, yet all the retards he confronts automatically shit their pants and try to hit him. The lolcows are the people who would rather seethe and fight than just be a normal person and put back their cart.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

"aggressively" lol he doesn't do anything aggressively, yet all the retards he confronts automatically shit their pants and try to hit him. The lolcows are the people who would rather seethe and fight than just be a normal person and put back their cart.

Yes the lolcows are the normal people going about their days and not the guy wearing body armor with a go pro strapped to his chest harassing people over something everyone does. Genius IQ take.
Edit: Hint if you start finding yourself strapping on body armor to do your "job" and you aren't a soldier or in some kind of law enforcement you might be the cow.

 

[Chongqing]

OP, why are you against people being responsible and returning their carts?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I always return my shopping cart to its proper place. The larger stores have depositories interspersed throughout their parking lots, providing even fewer excuses to not return a shopping cart.

He makes some incredibly homoerotic cartoons about himself that all end with the line "I want you in me Cart Narc."

I've yet to watch these but, based on these descriptions, this guy seems cool.

 

[TokiBun]

Well this thread is going to get locked for too much sperging. You can just block this guy if you find him that annoying OP he’s not a lolcow.