Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
"What makes Sebastian special is that he thinks he is doing society a service by accosting these "lazybones" when really he is just making things worse for everyone. His schtick of being a dick over something incredibly petty and then being surprised when people react negatively to it may just be an act but if it is he is dedicated to it in public including through several appearances on tv and popular YouTube shows."

I always thought it was pretty obvious this guy doesn't actually give a shit about the carts lol, It's just his excuse to hassle people and get good content. Is your only gripe with this guy that he goes out and mildly inconveniences people?
 
"What makes Sebastian special is that he thinks he is doing society a service by accosting these "lazybones" when really he is just making things worse for everyone. His schtick of being a dick over something incredibly petty and then being surprised when people react negatively to it may just be an act but if it is he is dedicated to it in public including through several appearances on tv and popular YouTube shows."

I always thought it was pretty obvious this guy doesn't actually give a shit about the carts lol, It's just his excuse to hassle people and get good content. Is your only gripe with this guy that he goes out and mildly inconveniences people?
I’ve explained in the comments already but He goes out and picks fights with people at businesses he has no authority over for something stupid. It’s not hard to understand. He’s a real life tranny janny doing it for free.
 
I’ve explained in the comments already but He goes out and picks fights with people at businesses he has no authority over for something stupid. It’s not hard to understand. He’s a real life tranny janny doing it for free.
Uh yeah so your mad about people being mildly inconvenienced it sounds like. I said it already but he doesn't give a shit about the carts, His main goal is to get people riled up. Have you never seen frank hassle before? He's not doing it for free either, You do realize he's being payed for hassling these folks right?
 
so everyone ITT would be totally cool if you were just minding your own business and some guy got in your face and started trying to fuck with your car over a shopping cart? Am I taking fucking crazy pills?
Would you be too autistic to notice his blatant attempt at provoking you, and chimp out at him?
 
Would you be too autistic to notice his blatant attempt at provoking you, and chimp out at him?
I probably wouldn’t personally but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s a cow who is going to get himself killed by some nigger in a parking lot for e fame.
Edit: he’s playing Russian roulette live for the internet I think that’s worth watching.
 
going to get himself killed by some nigger in a parking lot for e fame.
And? He's not a cow, The guy goes out and trolls people for content and your mad because he records and antagonizes some random freaks on the street who cant contain themselves and immediately resort to violence over a fucking car magnet and a nickname.
 
so everyone ITT would be totally cool if you were just minding your own business and some guy got in your face and started trying to fuck with your car over a shopping cart? Am I taking fucking crazy pills?

Yes and yes. (Now please answer my question).

The key to this is that I would actually be in the wrong.

Imagine that you're dining in at a fast good restaurant. You go to McDonald's or KFC and order a big meal. You eat it all. Debris is all over the table. The tray, wrappers, little boxes, utencils and so on. Then, when it's time to leave, you don't clear the table or throw away your garbage, you just walk to the door. Now imagine someone politely tells you that they don't have bussers at the restaurant and they ask you to please pick up after yourself.

Sure, you could act like an autistic jerk on stimulants and refuse to do it. Maybe you'd get a sticker on your sleeve and called a silly name. But no one would think, "Wow, why is this guy bothering this totally normal person going about their business?" Rather, they would notice how much of an entitled retard the person refusing is.

People in these situations...they're wrong, they're incapable of reflecting how or why they're wrong, and they endlessly escalate the confrontation. They also believe that fantom workers exist with jobs that don't exist...fast food bussers, shopping cart trackers. None of it exists. Just your own responsibility.
 
And? He's not a cow, The guy goes out and trolls people for content and your mad because he records and antagonizes some random freaks on the street who cant contain themselves and immediately resort to violence over a fucking car magnet and a nickname.
Think what you want. I think going out and intentionally provoking people makes you quite a bit a cow.

People in these situations...they're wrong, they're incapable of reflecting how or why they're wrong, and they endlessly escalate the confrontation.
Except you’re forgetting a crucial detail this person has no authority and has no affiliation with any of these businesses. Maybe if he actually worked there he would be in the right but he’s being a dick for no reason other than to film people. He’s a cow.
 
this person has no authority

Oh. You're a lefty. Got it. I assume you voted for Biden?

So, the crux of your belief is that no one should ever call out bad behavior unless they're in a position of authority, huh?

If so, that's quite the pathology.

Everyone telling someone they're behaving terribly must be an authority figure in order for the criticism to be socially appropriate.

I guess the kiwis criticizing Quantum Kitty, the animal abuer, are just being cowish dicks because they're not law enforcement officers. They're just harassing him, aren't they?
 
Oh. You're a lefty. Got it. I assume you voted for Biden?

So, the crux of your belief is that no one should ever call out bad behavior unless they're in a position of authority, huh?

If so, that's quite the pathology.

Everyone telling someone they're behaving terribly must be an authority figure in order for the criticism to be socially appropriate.

I guess the kiwis criticizing Quantum Kitty, the animal abuer, are just being cowish dicks because they're not law enforcement officers. They're just harassing him, aren't they?
Thank you for your armchair analysis of my political beliefs it’s greatly appreciated. You can call out people for doing inconsiderate things but taking it to the level of a confrontation is absurd. Animal abuse is an actual crime so your analogy doesn’t work. Dumbass.
 
Well, sure, it is kind of an extreme example. But the point still stands.

Let's replace it with something that isn't a crime. Like, "hey, can you not pull in to this residential area blasting your rap music?" And then imagine the person responds with evasion, autism and aggression. "YOU'RE NOT AN AUTHORITY AND YOU SHOULDN'T CONFRONT ME!!! There are workers to drown out the sound!!"
 
Well, sure, it is kind of an extreme example. But the point still stands.

Let's replace it with something that isn't a crime. Like, "hey, can you not pull in to this residential area blasting your rap music?" And then imagine the person responds with evasion, autism and aggression. "YOU'RE NOT AN AUTHORITY AND YOU SHOULDN'T CONFRONT ME!!! There are workers to drown out the sound!!"
Except that’s not all he’s doing is it? If he just said something and left it at that he wouldn’t be a cow. You’re being intentionally obtuse.
 
Well, sure, it is kind of an extreme example. But the point still stands.

Let's replace it with something that isn't a crime. Like, "hey, can you not pull in to this residential area blasting your rap music?" And then imagine the person responds with evasion, autism and aggression. "YOU'RE NOT AN AUTHORITY AND YOU SHOULDN'T CONFRONT ME!!! There are workers to drown out the sound!!"
Fucking with people directly is always cuntish, but a megacorp churning megabillions of profit? Cartcunt isn't saving the world, or saving you any moneyy. You know they massively overcharge you and take fat profits and they would do that whether they had cart whores or not.

You'll already paying for the C-levels drugs and hookers, you want to clean their houses too? Taking the cart back is a friendly agreement, why bother doing it for ones bending you over a table?

Oh for the next guy? Chances are he's already voting to dip into either your pockets or your bosses for one reason or another on either side of the political spectrum. Fuck em.
 
Excellent thread OP, you've created a double-feature! We get not only some whiney sperg provoking people for views but also a huge shitfest of pro vs. anti cart faggot. Just to throw fuel onto the fire I'm staunchly anti-cart fag. Nothing wrong with telling people to put away the cart politely but he's baiting them for views. He's insufferable and unfunny about it too, which is the real problem.

Also, the whole putting away carts is some sort of moral test is complete and utter bullshit. Often there are clusters of carts that make sense to add to. An impromptu cart corral if you will. At least one of those videos that seemed to be the case. Someone also may just be in an extreme hurry, in which case it is assholeish but can be understandable.

I'm waiting for the day he approaches a protective parent with a kid in the car. Some retard running up to your car screeching and putting shit all over it is going to freak out any parent with a toddler in the backseat.
 
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