Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Lady Rackets Ass]

How can you actually read this and come to the conclusion that I'm the one with reading comprehension issues? It's far too late for you my friend, The cancer must have spread further than originally thought.

This is the last time I’m gonna address this point if I had simply said he has no business being there you would be right but because I added the additional words doing what he is doing that changes the sentence. Reading a whole sentence is hard when you have the IQ of a nigger but at least try.

 

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This is the last time I’m gonna address this point if I had simply said he has no business being there you would be right but because I added the additional words doing what he is doing that changes the sentence. Reading a whole sentence is hard when you have the IQ of a nigger but at least try.

Oh okay let me fix my older message for you then

When did I say anything like that? What i AM saying is "H-he doesnt work there, he has no business being there doing what he's doing!" Is probably one of the most tranny janny like things you could have possibly said.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Oh okay let me fix my older message for you then

When did I say anything like that? What i AM saying is "H-he doesnt work there, he has no business being there doing what he's doing!" Is probably one of the most tranny janny like things you could have possibly said.

Bruh if you don’t understand why harassing innocent people just going about their day and picking fights with them is something he has no business doing in the parking lot of a business I can’t help you. Like it’s astounding how much you’re missing the point to argue that I’m somehow in the wrong for thinking what he is doing is wrong. If you owned a business you would trespass this faggot in a heartbeat.

 

[Chongqing]

Bruh if you don’t understand why harassing innocent people just going about their day and picking fights with them is something he has no business doing in the parking lot of a business I can’t help you. Like it’s astounding how much you’re missing the point to argue that I’m somehow in the wrong for thinking what he is doing is wrong. If you owned a business you would trespass this faggot in a heartbeat.

But why does he have no business doing it? You haven't explained once why he's wrong to call people out on their inconsiderate behavior.

For all this pissy complaining about how we can't read, you could just explain it instead of explaining that we're hopeless for not being able to read your mind.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

But why does he have no business doing it? You haven't explained once why he's wrong to call people out on their inconsiderate behavior.

For all this pissy complaining about how we can't read, you could just explain it instead of explaining that we're hopeless for not being able to read your mind.

Once again I will spell it out for you because you’re still ducking retarded. If all he was doing was saying hey you should put your cart back next time and then putting the carts back himself he would be perfectly fucking fine but instead he follows people to their cars throws stickers at them and keeps escalating the situation he has absolutely no reason or authority to do that other than to harass people. It’s not that fucking hard a child could understand this.

 

[Chongqing]

Well I disagree that the has no reason or authority to do it. People are being entitled dicks, and they're only doing it because they have a belief that they will never be confronted for doing it. He's popping their bubble and improving their character in the process. None of the people he's confronted will ever forget, and that's part of the beauty of it. Even if they refuse this time, they'll remember next time.

So I think your premise is flawed and I definitely know that your anger towards me is unwarranted.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Well I disagree that the has no reason or authority to do it. People are being entitled dicks, and they're only doing it because they have a belief that they will never be confronted for doing it. He's popping their bubble and improving their character in the process. None of the people he's confronted will ever forget, and that's part of the beauty of it. Even if they refuse this time, they'll remember next time.

So I think your premise is flawed and I definitely know that your anger towards me is unwarranted.

It’s a fucking shopping cart. He’s not changing anyone’s lives by harassing people for his YouTube channel lol I knew I was arguing with a simpleton I shouldn’t have responded again
Edit: one final thought it’s amazing to me that people buy into this autists moral crusade angle I knew people were gullible but wowhe’s not a super hero saving the world one shopping cart at a time he’s a grifter and you bought his grift hook line and sinker

 

[Chongqing]

It's not just a shopping cart, though. It's a whole "fuck you" attitude à la Peetz.

Peetz is exactly the type of person to sperg out over a non-employee asking him to do the right thing.

 

[libRT]

Well I disagree that the has no reason or authority to do it. People are being entitled dicks, and they're only doing it because they have a belief that they will never be confronted for doing it. He's popping their bubble and improving their character in the process. None of the people he's confronted will ever forget, and that's part of the beauty of it. Even if they refuse this time, they'll remember next time.

Remember what? To tell him to fuck off again?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

It's not just a shopping cart, though. It's a whole "fuck you" attitude à la Peetz.

Peetz is exactly the type of person to sperg out over a non-employee asking him to do the right thing.

If you owned the kiwi farms it would no longer exist.

 

[Chongqing]

Remember what? To tell him to fuck off again?

They could, but it's human nature to remember the event and think twice next time.

If anyone but Null owned the kiwi farms it would no longer exist.

I agree, but I just made your statement more true to life.

 

[Lichen Bark]

I put my cart away, and I already hate this guy.

"aggressively" lol he doesn't do anything aggressively, yet all the retards he confronts automatically shit their pants and try to hit him. The lolcows are the people who would rather seethe and fight than just be a normal person and put back their cart.

He escalates the situation by throwing magnet stickers on their cars. Since he appears to try and split hairs, I will split hairs and say this is directly damaging the cars clear coat, the grit + pressure = swirl marks, anyone who knows anything about detailing cars will agree. The magnet will slide slightly with the grit on the vehicles paint as it's making contact, and this will scratch the clear coat a little. Granted some of the cars are shitboxes, but that doesn't give him the right to do it to someones car, and scratch them with his autistic rating stickers. If he didn't have, which i'm now going to call, Escalation Stickers, I wouldn't have too much of a problem, but that is a bridge too far. He's going to catch someone on a bad day and get ventilated, or stabbed, what a dummy, is the youtube adsense really worth it? This guy is a literal autistic sticker thrower.

The guy is like 40, sitting there with his Mom on Dr. Phil, and she's explaining how she supports her sons endeavors, so bizarre. Then he has the sexual "I want you inside me cart narc" lines in those flash cartoons. Is he getting a sexual thrill out of this?

Compare and contrast his attitude and approach to people in Spain when he tries to get them to return their cart

Where are the stickers? He's not sure what he can get away with in Spain, so he's real nice about everything.

He has an autistic catch phrase he needs to say before every engagement "weep-skeet-widdly-woo"

And again:

here it is again in the cartoons:

What even is that?

 

[libRT]

He has an autistic catch phrase he needs to say before every engagement "weep-skeet-widdly-woo"


What even is that?

Not just before, around the 4 min mark he keeps doing it

the repsonses are like the thread IRL lol

 

[TokiBun]

Is he a lolcow? Idk. I enjoy watching him fuck with people. Either way the OP has been acting like an ass this entire thread.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

This guy is a one trick pony. Kinda boring. Also the opening post itself seems whiny. Not surprising that the thread is just arguing.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

A dude does the lowest common denominator shit to get videos on the Internet. The day also ends in a y.

Also, why are people defending this person? If it was a fat white woman, you'd call them a Karen.

 

[Baguette Child]

OP is a faggot. Sebastian is also a faggot.

Heckling people on their way home from work who just want to buy shit and get back so maybe if they're lucky they'll get six hours of sleep before their next shift is shitty fucking behavior.

The memes about shopping cart litmus tests for society are funny but woefully dumb in the face of the reality that is the 12 hour work-yourself-into-a-grave loop that massive chunks of the American underclass are saddled with.

 

[TokiBun]

How hard is it to put your cart back? Everyone does in my area I rarely see them bumping around the parking lot. Is Sebastian being autistic about it? Yeah but he makes amusing content and has a point. You don’t have to put the cart back but doing so shows you give a shit about those around you.

In grocery stores they send people from all departments to gather carts and push them back inside. It wastes everyone’s time and causes different sections in the store to take even longer restocking items. You don’t have to drag your cart all the way back inside the building but the corrals help employees get the job done faster.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

They could, but it's human nature to remember the event and think twice next time.



I agree, but I just made your statement more true to life.

Yes but I was talking about you specifically. Here's you: "Why shouldn't I take down my website the loony troons are only asking me to do the socially acceptable thing? Why shouldn't I take down the video the New Zealand government is just asking me to do the socially correct thing."

I was trying to find out if this autist had ever been arrested and found some fun videos along the way.

In this video he has bonus gay little flags to stick to people's cars I imagine he had to stop using those because they could actually do damage with the sticky shit and they can obstruct vision. At one point he is asking the guy about jerking guys off in the bathroom (projecting) This one has a bonus voicemail this guy left for Sebastian. I agree that angry fanny pac man might be a bit of a cow also. Voicemail starts around here https://youtu.be/32eU4OKheJQ?t=262

This video is even better. Finally an actual manager comes out with a rent a cop and kicks his ass out like he deserves. He tries to tell them that the lady left her cart out and they don't give a fuck and apologize to the lady he is harassing. We need more manager broettes. Based black security guard doesn't give a fuck about his bullshit lmao. He tries to be all buddy buddy with him and say he appreciates him and didn't mean to get in his day you knew this was bound to happen you disingenuous faggot. He's also autistically pointing out people not returning carts the whole time he is being escorted away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxh1xzpJ35E

This one starts with him showing off his hand sanitizer because of course this prissy bitch sanitizes the carts before he touches them. She starts with I'm calling your manager because she makes the obvious assumption that he works there and when he reveals that he in fact has no affiliation with the business she does the correct thing and calls the cops. His first question is "Why are you wasting the police's time?" Playing dumb won't help you Sebastian. When she tells the cops he is harassing her he tries to cope by saying he's just "having a polite conversation about carts" and then tells her to "tell them you didn't put your cart away see what they say." wow He reveals that he talks to the cops all the time I bet you do faggot. Notice he didn't stick around to wait for the cops to show up. I bet they told him to fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDoI1c_jOvI

Here's a better one where someone actually calls the police on him. When they show up he actually has the audacity to say "You guys might appreciate this." As if he isn't being a colossal douche and wasting their time (notice he edited out their response to that). Then he goes on to suggest that he could be a part of some kind of junior task force holy fucking cringe. Also notice that he edited out everything that the cops actually told him and took the creeper shot from across the street as the final shot of the video this one is really satisfying no amount of editing saves you from looking like the bitch you are Sebastian. This video must be from before he was full autismo because there is significantly less autistic sound effects.
https://youtu.be/KcAmbHVnLq4?t=165 the cops show up around here

That's enough diving for tonight. There should be something to satisfy both sides of the debate in these videos even with my highly editorialized commentary.

 

[Chongqing]

Yes but I was talking about you specifically. Here's you: "Why shouldn't I take down my website the loony troons are only asking me to do the socially acceptable thing? Why shouldn't I take down the video the New Zealand government is just asking me to do the socially correct thing."

That's dumb because keeping the website up is the morally right thing to do.