Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

He seems like a faggot but a necessary faggot because he exposes the people who lack the aryan VRIL

 

[JamusActimus]

It's funny how he only does cart stuff.

Like you would assume he would try to branch out or even go to another place to argue with people.

But he's always in the same place doing the same exact thing and arguing with niggos.

My nigga is in a loop.

 

[Fools Idol]

I can't count the amount of carts I destroyed as a kid. We used to take them to the local shopping center, where there was a ramp going down to an abandoned underground parking lot. We would get blackout drunk and jump into the cart and then push it down the ramp. Did this till we were like 17 lol.

 

[Seafarer]

I’m just gonna leave this here:

 

[Cuban Pete]

Sebastian is so spectacularly dedicated and shameless that I hope this thread does not hamper his exceptional conquest in teaching others manners. He's been doing this for three fucking years.
@Seafarer motherfucker

 

[Fools Idol]

I think I'm responsible for like 10 of them ending up in the local river.

 

[Spergichu]

 

[Breadbassket]

Is this the first potential Lolcow thread to end up in Mass Debates?

 

[FagAlaska]

just put the cart away people.

Spoiler

Shouldn't need reminding.

 

[Susanna]

...There are people who don't return the carts?

The west is an awful, awful place.

 

[Francesco DeIIamorte]

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[Sprate Header]

Fun Fact: The Shopping Cart Theory post on 4chan that is often shared around as a screencap (and is credited with starting the entire meme) is actually a copy-paste of a post originally made on the /bestpol/ board of @Null's 9chan.

EDIT: found it! https://archive.ph/vQmQk

 

[Divine right to rule]

I gave every single post in this thread an :autism: rating.

My work here is done.

 

[Canoodler]

I purposely go to store parking lots and drag carts out of the corral and spread them across the parking lot just to annoy people and the employees who have to bring them back.

 

[TEA 3HF]

How the fuck have you dumb niggers been at this for 9 days?

 

[${Sandy}]

I get that people should return their cart and personally I do it.

But if he feels so strongly about it why doesn't he get a job at a grocery store where he can return the shopping carts and get paid to do it?

Also, I personally think you are doing the clerks at the grocery store a favor by leaving your shopping cart out.
I worked at a grocery store before, returning shopping carts was the best part of my job. You get some fresh air, get to stretch your legs, and you have 30 solid minutes where you don't have to listen to your dick head boss bitch and moan at you.

 

[Canoodler]

I gave every single post in this thread an :autism: rating.

My work here is done.

You haven't rated me autistic yet, so you still have some work to do.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You haven't rated me autistic yet, so you still have some work to do.

Spend it well.

 

[Breadbassket]

How the fuck have you dumb niggers been at this for 9 days?

To return the cart or not return the cart that is the question.