Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[TEA 3HF]

To return the cart or not return the cart that is the question.

Sure, return the buggy, unfuck the corral if you're feeling nice and then mind your own business.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

I don't know why you faggots are complaining about him. This sounds fucking hilarious. Some retard runs up to a guy while making siren noises, and gets threatened with guns and knives? I'd watch the fuck out of that.

I've watched the fuck out of it for a couple years now. It is hilarious.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Can't wait for when he escalates something with a new mother and baby in sub-zero weather and the police shoot him.

 

[Farglemark]

Why the fuck is this front page? Ralph shitting his pants for the 5th time this week would make more sense then some grocery cart faggot

 

[Collie]

idk if anyone brought it up but this is like this one channel where these russians fuck with people who drive on pedestrian ways and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/@StopaDouchebag

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

Why doesn't every store just take the Aldi quarter approach? Then the debate is "Are you such a nigger that you will push a cart back for your quarter, or are you based and just let the Aldi quarter niggers work for their quarters?"

 

[rotpocket]

Every time a cart is left out, someone has to return it- the person who misplaced it should take responsibility for it.

We frown on littering because somebody has to pick it up. We frown on the teenager that refuses to do their chores and hoists the responsibility onto their parents. We frown on the neighbor who plays loud music until 3 a.m. and disturbs the whole block. We should frown on those who can't take an extra minute out of their day to wrangle a shopping cart.

It is morally wrong to force inconveniences on others due to your own laziness. CartNarc is a man of God telling people to behave in a society- a society should reject those that don't do their fair share of work. And his videos are funny.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

How am I supposed to film CKY-esque movies with my friends if I risk getting caught by this man mid stunt?

Why the fuck is this front page? Ralph shitting his pants for the 5th time this week would make more sense then some grocery cart faggot

Because this is the debate of the century for the good ole US of A: "Do you return the cart or leave it in the middle of the parking lot?"

 

[Lurker]

JUST PUT THE SHOPPING CART BACK, YOU CUNTS

 

[JustStopDude]

Lol just get your groceries delivered.

 

[Gonzales]

Inshallah, all who fail to return the cart will be marked forever by their sinfulness

 

[Bing Chilling]

Not putting your cart back is real neighbour behavior

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

"KIWIFARMS USERS COORDINATE AND DOXX THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY. ITS A HATE WEBSITE AND MUST BEEN TAKEN DOWN"

Kiwifarms users:

 

[Banana Hammock]

Lol just get your groceries delivered.

Too fat for the scooters?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I am solidly in the camp of returning your cart, but the guy's voice is proof positive he is a false messiah.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

I remember this guy when he had a crossover with Perry Caravello and annoyed him with MacDonalds

 

[The Magnificence]

...am...am I the only one who, if some rando accosts me in a parking lot, I generally ignore them and go about my business? Why even engage with this idiot?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I love how so many of you struggle with the idea that multiple people can be in the wrong. Leaving your cart out is nigger behavior. Screaming at random people over non issues is also nigger behavior. Getting into autistic slap fights over clout chasing retards is... well it's not nigger behavior but it's pretty fucking gay.

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

 

[zionlion1488]

If everyone returned their carts then there would be no job for the retarded people of the world. There used to be a retard who worked at my local supermarket and that's the only job they gave him. He would tell anyone who would listen that he was getting married next week. He would say this same thing every day. A kind old soul, I wonder what happened to him? Sebastian took his job.

 

[elrond hubbard]

https://youtu.be/32eU4OKheJQ