Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[JustStopDude]

Too fat for the scooters?

Just offering a solution to both sides of this spergout.

 

[Xenomorph]

Expose the fags who blow their stack and act like babies about putting something away they took out, fags haven't learn a lesion we were taught when we were babies.

 

[Gonzales]

I love how so many of you struggle with the idea that multiple people can be in the wrong. Leaving your cart out is nigger behavior. Screaming at random people over non issues is also nigger behavior. Getting into autistic slap fights over clout chasing retards is... well it's not nigger behavior but it's pretty fucking gay.

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

The world would be a better place if people were more regularly accosted but low iq goblins in public over minor transgressions.

 

[OnASpree]

Every time a cart is left out, someone has to return it- the person who misplaced it should take responsibility for it.

We frown on littering because somebody has to pick it up. We frown on the teenager that refuses to do their chores and hoists the responsibility onto their parents. We frown on the neighbor who plays loud music until 3 a.m. and disturbs the whole block. We should frown on those who can't take an extra minute out of their day to wrangle a shopping cart.

It is morally wrong to force inconveniences on others due to your own laziness. CartNarc is a man of God telling people to behave in a society- a society should reject those that don't do their fair share of work. And his videos are funny.

The majority of the times carts aren't returned its because there is a lack of a near-by cart return in the parkinglot.
That is because of the stores being cheap bastards and trying to push more labor and time cost onto the customer.
I will not participate in that slippery slope, that's how we got self-checkout.

I WILL NOT RETURN MY CART
I WILL NOT USE SELF CHECKOUT
I WILL HAVE THE 15 YEAR OLD WHO ISN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE TIPS LOAD MY GROCERIES INTO MY CAR
AND I WILL SQUEEZE MY SAUCE PACKETS DIRECTLY ONTO THE TABLE IF I AM NOT GIVEN A TRAY

 

[Merchmongler]

So this is the thread where we furiously slap „Autistic“ stickers in each other.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

I agree with this guy in principle; you should put your shopping cart where it belongs when you're done, just because it's the proper thing to do. But, mother of God, do I hate this insufferable little bitch so much. I can understand why people lose their shit at him when he rushes up to them, making siren noises, in body armour and a GoPro, proceeds to insult them, and try to stick shit to their car. Yeah, they should have put their carts back, but this dude pisses me off so much more than them. He's such a smug cunt about it, like he's doing the world a favour by hassling strangers over such a minor thing. Are his motives truly "pure" or is it all a ruse to rile people up for those sweet, sweet YouTube views? I don't know, maybe if he had a different voice, I'd like him more, but his incessant whining and stuttering is just grating. Anyway, I like this thread. A pretty minor cow to milk, but he's always irked me, so I'm getting a kick out of this

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

This pretender will never be able to fill the void left by Fedsmoker.

 

[cypocryphy]

What if you put a Wegmans cart in the Home Sense corral?

 

[DHugo]

>Thread starts about a retard policing shopping carts
>Autistic debate starts about whether you should return your carts
>A poll is made
>Null bans everyone that doesn't return their cart
>There are less and less arguing as time goes on, people don't get bullied anymore
The site turns clean, 1 year passes
>Ralph notices the change, realizes he needs to turn his life around
>Starts losing weight, building muscle
>Due to bodybuilding favoring shorter men (and allegedly homosexuals too), he becomes Mr.Olympia
5 years passes
>Kiwifarms becomes an animal conservation site

How is this an issue in the US btw? Over here the most retarded gypsy can do it without an issue. I don't remember once that this happened.

 

[Mr Processor]

I get that people should return their cart and personally I do it.

But if he feels so strongly about it why doesn't he get a job at a grocery store where he can return the shopping carts and get paid to do it?

Also, I personally think you are doing the clerks at the grocery store a favor by leaving your shopping cart out.
I worked at a grocery store before, returning shopping carts was the best part of my job. You get some fresh air, get to stretch your legs, and you have 30 solid minutes where you don't have to listen to your dick head boss bitch and moan at you.

Returning carts was my favorite part of the job. It was certainly more enjoyable than bagging, or when they gave me a filthy mop and a dirty bucket with just water in it (no soap or cleaner) and told me to make sure people saw me mopping the floors. "And I better not catch you dragging that mop!" They had survey results saying people thought the store was dirty (it was, it was filthy) so they had us bagboys out mopping when it wasn't busy. But floor cleaner cost money and they weren't going to pay for that. After a few minutes the water in the bucket was dark gray and no we weren't allowed to empty it and get fresh water.

Though sometimes we could get a brief respite if there were carts to collect out in the cool night air. Honestly, I think the store would have looked better if they had replaced all the damaged parts of the floor, but they didn't want to hear that from a lowly bagger. The main competitor of the chain I worked for had beautiful, spotless stores and was the one I mostly shopped at. (I picked the chain I didn't shop at so I wouldn't have to shop where I worked.)

Sure, even if they were in the cart corral, I'd still have to go get them. But wandering around the parking lot, getting some exercise, on a fun scavenger hunt looking for every misplaced cart, breathing the fresh air....

 

[NigerianQuaker]

If you can walk into the store, you can put the cart back. It's like throwing trash on the ground because the trash can was too far. Sure, you can say it's not a big deal, but the level of laziness is a bit infuriating. If no one put their carts back everyone would have mystery dents on their cars. If no one threw away trash, the ground would always be covered with crap. The same people who don't put their cart back are the same people that let their dog shit in your yard and don't pick it up. He goes about confronting them in a very smug and superior way, but I understand the sentiment. I don't really have a problem with these people being shamed. In fact, it could result in the discovery of some lolcows.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

He's a sperg with a knack for getting other people to sperg out too. I have zero respect for him as an IRL janny, but it's pretty entertaining.

 

[Paul Atreides]

This pretender will never be able to fill the void left by Fedsmoker.

Never. He doesn't even call random strangers "babyrapers."

 

[Faggitory]

I've always returned my carts, but seeing people make such a big deal about it is really motivating me to leave my cart in the middle of the parking lot out out of spite and defiance. You don't control me, cart man, you never will.

 

[zionlion1488]

https://youtu.be/32eU4OKheJQ

THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN COWS COLLIDE!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

He can't win.

I look forward to him going further and further down the rabbit hole, until he reaches the inevitable conclusion of this saga with one final day of vigilante justice, forcing people to put the carts back at gunpoint while making weird siren noises.

PUT THE CART AWAY DOO-DOO-DOODLE-DU-DOOOO

 

[Dick Stomper]

Aggitation is great.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I love how so many of you struggle with the idea that multiple people can be in the wrong. Leaving your cart out is nigger behavior. Screaming at random people over non issues is also nigger behavior. Getting into autistic slap fights over clout chasing retards is... well it's not nigger behavior but it's pretty fucking gay.

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

You don't understand. This is a serious website for serious discussion by serious people

>Ralph notices the change, realizes he needs to turn his life around
>Starts losing weight, building muscle
>Due to bodybuilding favoring shorter men (and allegedly homosexuals too), he becomes Mr.Olympia

Completely unrelated but the more I think about it the more I realize Ralph is 100% the type of wigger to leave his shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot. He can't even care for his infant children, the idea of him caring for his fellow shoppers is asinine

 

[Palmer Bangs]

I create jobs every time I leave my cart out.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

The people in these videos could solve the problem real easy. Just say "My bad, I'll put it back," and there its all done. Instead they freak out and make a spectacle over a guy saying to put the cart back. I think if anyones a cow here its the people who don't just put the cart backs but freak out. He's just milking it for content.