Sebastian Spinczyk / InnerPartisan / Killersepp / breadnguns / Seb_uHu / 0uterPartisan - Salty German Gamer, Worf Fetish, Trollshielder SJW, Yet Another Accused of Sexual Harassment

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Brain Problems said:
Between being abandoned by all the old aGGro crew and being banned multiple times it's almost impressive he gets the amount of attention he does but there's always a low-rent market for goony takes on pathetic gamers. It's just too bad that his shtick is stale and he's a white male sex-pest so nothing he's posting is remotely interesting. It also doesn't help too that most of the socjus crew has moved on so he's almost like the guy who was sort-of popular in high school that never did anything else and just keeps talking about ultimate frisbee when everyone has lives and careers.
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The only crowd he'd likely get attention from beyond the goony takes on gamers would be the communist crowd. He does make a few tweets now and then doing dunks on Elon Musk and talking about Marx but that wouldn't be much compared to sperging at some other Twitter spergs such as his spat with Brote.

Recently with PewDiePie still having some attention, Seb has this to say:
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I honestly would like to know the age demographic of PDP's audience. All this said, I like to know: how much of PDP is even Nazi beyond the E;R shout out that was all done because of just a Death Note review and some edgy joke PDP made.

Also, Seb spergs a bit on Lindybeige, a Youtuber that does videos on medieval weaponry.
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I'm willing to bet Seb's saying "copied from one book" simply because Lindy has some different political views and Seb's also salty.
 
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c-no said:
An attempt at dunking on gamers for being hypocrites or something because PewDiePie. Surely it's not like one doesn't want PDP dipping into politics while also getting tired of news site that could be doing nothing but clickbaity articles on him. Nah, gotta say its cognitive dissonance.
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Here Seb implies "gamers" are a hivemind. Despite being a gamer and not believing the things he's getting mad at two separate and distinct groups (with potential overlap, granted) saying words he disagrees with.
 
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He's so fucking salty that he doesn't have a fraction of PDP's fame and money and is stuck licking the sticky remains that even the twitter communists were too proud to lap up. Sebastian wants eFame and asspats so so bad, it's painful.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Here Seb implies "gamers" are a hivemind. Despite being a gamer and not believing the things he's getting mad at two separate and distinct groups (with potential overlap, granted) saying words he disagrees with.
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Seb's basically like an old man that complains about the youth today. Just replace youth with gamers and it all fits in well.

Brain Problems said:
He's so fucking salty that he doesn't have a fraction of PDP's fame and money and is stuck licking the sticky remains that even the twitter communists were too proud to lap up. Sebastian wants eFame and asspats so so bad, it's painful.
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Seeing him try to make a dunk on Lindybeige, it makes one wonder if he can be salty to other e-celebs that don't share the exact same ideas as him.
 
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Seb tries to own the gamers, this time by using capitalism. Microtransactions, I could get but clickbait headlines are more of a journalistic problem and sure capitalism can back that clickbait but clickbait itself also relies on one being lazy when they don't want to put in any effort and the like. If capitalism was more like the previous decade at least, where the worst we got was another Madden sequel, an unsurprising knockoff of COD, and horse-armor was somewhat scant, one wouldn't worry of what Seb listed beyond maybe horrible working conditions (and that last one has one wondering what sort of conditions game developers face that are shit).
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It's bad leftism if you have some sort of criticism of Seb's leftism.
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"What would Sam Hyde do" is a death threat.
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c-no said:
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Only this asshole could put up a litany of basically disconnected items and immediately come to the conclusion that capitalism is somehow to blame for all of it.

This is some fucking gopnik shit.

Meowthkip said:
Let's remember all the games that were brought to us by communism! Like Tetris!

And uh... Tetris?
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Tetris came to the west because of the sweet nectar of glorious capitalism.
 
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Jaimas said:
Only this asshole could put up a litany of basically disconnected items and immediately come to the conclusion that capitalism is somehow to blame for all of it.

This is some fucking gopnik shit.



Tetris came to the west because of the sweet nectar of glorious capitalism.
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This is a solid example of something awful leaking because they're all unemployable sadbrainers that sit on twitter all day and naturally feel entitled to gibmes because people who actually work are able to buy shit they want. Seb is just feeling sad because he isn't paid the FUCK YOU bucks that PDP brings in so naturally capitalism is to blame for being a boring nobody in Germany searching for twitter asspats. You'll make it there one day, Sebastian. The next "heh, gamers" post will do it, I promise.

Microtransactions are cancer but the answer is pretty simple: don't fucking buy it/pay for them. But yeah, capitalism that has brought everything he uses every day and loves closer and cheaper to him than ever before in human civilization is the real culprit. Him and Peter Coffin should get together and see who can scrounge for hotter takes on the mundane.
 
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Meowthkip said:
Let's remember all the games that were brought to us by communism! Like Tetris!

And uh... Tetris?
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The only other Soviet vidya I can remember seeing were some Soviet clones of Game & Watch games. The Soviets also had their own arcade games but lets be honest: capitalism or communism, someone will try to make a video game.

Jaimas said:
Only this asshole could put up a litany of basically disconnected items and immediately come to the conclusion that capitalism is somehow to blame for all of it.

This is some fucking gopnik shit.



Tetris came to the west because of the sweet nectar of glorious capitalism.
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And it's through capitalism, we got two different kinds of Tetris on the NES.

Since Seb tried to dunk Lindybeige, Seb also chimes in on Shadiversity, saying that guy was mark for crypto-fascist.
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Rational Disconnect, a anti-sjw-sjw sperg who had a failed proving grounds thread, was referring to Shadiversity but to say "no, Shad, no" would manage to make one think of a different Shad.
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Also Seb tries to stills dunk Notch by saying the Minecraft man sounds like he could become the world's richest shooter.
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Brain Problems said:
Microtransactions are cancer but the answer is pretty simple: don't fucking buy it/pay for them. But yeah, capitalism that has brought everything he uses every day and loves closer and cheaper to him than ever before in human civilization is the real culprit. Him and Peter Coffin should get together and see who can scrounge for hotter takes on the mundane.
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INB4 Seb or some other sperg of his cloth say that's "don't buy it/pay for it" wouldn't be enough or that it wouldn't go well with the burn that was attempted on "the Gamers".
 
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The thing about Microtransactions is that they don't exist because gamers want them or indeed, the overpowering majority of people buys them. It's because an infintessimally small minority - the Brianna Wu crowd - that will drop three to four thousand dollars of real-world cash on such things.

Say your game has a playerbase of around 50000 players. These users account for maybe 1 percent or so of the entire playerbase, but close to 90% of all revenue from such purchases. Those 500 players with bottomless disposable income each going full Wu for $3,000 nets the devs 1.5 million in sales through them alone, and the bigger the game's installbase the bigger the dividends they get from these sorts of purchases.

The dudes never buying into these don't matter. The ones laconically participating when they feel like it or which do so to support the devs don't register either. It's these asshats - and only these asshats - keeping this game model profitable. The problem is that you have to reach a certain saturation point to be able to reliably dip into that well, and if you fuck up beforehand (which EA and Bethesda have been wont to do), it's just not happening because the necessary too-rich-to-live shitheads won't bite.
 
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I can't help but think Seb might be taking Trumptards too seriously.
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Not gonna doubt there's people that think Trump does no wrong but I can't shake the feeling Seb would be taking this shit right here too seriously as a cult:
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Jaimas said:
The thing about Microtransactions is that they don't exist because gamers want them or indeed, the overpowering majority of people buys them. It's because an infintessimally small minority - the Brianna Wu crowd - that will drop three to four thousand dollars of real-world cash on such things.

Say your game has a playerbase of around 50000 players. These users account for maybe 1 percent or so of the entire playerbase, but close to 90% of all revenue from such purchases. Those 500 players with bottomless disposable income each going full Wu for $3,000 nets the devs 1.5 million in sales through them alone, and the bigger the game's installbase the bigger the dividends they get from these sorts of purchases.

The dudes never buying into these don't matter. The ones laconically participating when they feel like it or which do so to support the devs don't register either. It's these asshats - and only these asshats - keeping this game model profitable. The problem is that you have to reach a certain saturation point to be able to reliably dip into that well, and if you fuck up beforehand (which EA and Bethesda have been wont to do), it's just not happening because the necessary too-rich-to-live shitheads won't bite.
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I am honestly not surprised that InnerSperg hates business because he doesn't understand it. Kind of a schoolboy mentality if you ask me.

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I hate to seem like I agree with Salty German Sperg, but that honestly sounds like a bot.

Nobody sane would do that IMO.
 
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