Second Annual DSP Census Phase One - Question Collection

[James Smith]

Post question suggestions for the second annual (not actually annual) DSP census here. Here is the first census.

 

[Haunter]

Post question suggestions for the second annual (not actually annual) DSP census here. Here is the first census.

A few ideas I have at the moment:

I think Phil is using Kat

I think Kat is using Phil

I think they have a mutually meaningful relationship
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I think Phil is in legitimate financial trouble

I think his money problems are mostly made up
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I used to be a fan of Phil's

I've always been a "Detractor"

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I hope he ends up homeless.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I want his Twitch channel banned for a few days

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The Gout is a lie

The gout is true and he's gonna die, dood.

 

[JamFlowMan]

How about I want Phil banned from Twitch, I don't want Phil banned from Twitch, or I don't care if Phil is banned from Twitch.

 

[gin_nose]

I want phil to keep both houses
I want Phil to lose his washington condo so he has to move back to CT
I want phil to lose both his houses and be homeless

 

[Preferred Penne]

I want Phil to shit himself live on stream and be too embarrassed to show his face again.

 

[Windows 98]

I have always believed the tax story.
I have never believed the tax story.
I don't know what to believe because Phil lies so much, I'm just here for the ride.

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The horse is a gold digger.
The horse loves phil, true and ahnest!
The horse has no strong feelings and just wants a stable over her head.

 

[Phil Factor]

Kat was knocked up before the wedding.
Kat got knocked up on the wedding night.
Kat will get knocked up by end of 2019.
Or something like that.

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Phil will keep both houses.
Phil will sell the WA house.
Phill will sell the CT house.

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Superblindman will be a mod.
Henk will be a mod.
Planetjeff will be a mod.
None of the above will be a mod.

 

[Kosher Dill]

All these "Will Phil do ____" questions are no good for an annual census. Whatever happens, I think he's going to keep dragging his current situation out for years.

How about:Kat (loves/doesn't love) Phil
Kat (is/isn't) seeing someone on the side
Phil's claimed tax situation is (totally fake/wildly exaggerated/more or less accurate)
Phil (does/doesn't) have a secret health problem he's storing up for a rainy day

Also:

Kat got knocked up on the wedding night.

You'd have to be a sucker to vote for this, the chances of Phil successfully seeing The Act through to completion on any single occasion are pretty low.

 

[Sparkletor]

Do you think Phil is:

An actively practicing alcoholic?

A former alcoholic who can now drink from time to time

Never an alcoholic

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Do you think Phil is:

An actively practicing alcoholic?

A former alcoholic who can now drink from time to time

Never an alcoholic

Phil and his Gin and Tonxic