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"an ambitious game project where I'm implementing variety in gender and ethnicity before the controls"
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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- Aug 24, 2014
As I said, half of these self-described trannies fancy themselves as programmers, the other half imagine themselves to be prostitutes.
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- Aug 7, 2016
Guys, maybe I am getting soft but could it be that the unprecedented just happened? Jake managed to reply to someone's suicidal ideation (woe is me sperging) without making it predominately about himself?
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- Apr 24, 2016
It would be sweet if Jake's idea of 'keeping your mind off it while waiting for results' wasn't 'Play Overwatch until dinner is ready'
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- Oct 24, 2015
Reminder that the person he is replying to here is the one who wants to kill herself because of Chelsea Van Valkenburg.
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- Aug 7, 2016
ZOOOOEEE!!! Same person also had some major melt-down over UnseenPerfidy a while back.
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- Oct 24, 2015
Jake freaks out about "misgendering" and "outing" of some Pathfinder character.
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- Jan 31, 2015
Horrible! Another fictional character will be driven to suicide by the white male cistriarchy.
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- Aug 24, 2014
"Romas aren't known for hanging Dreamcatchers."
Point? Women aren't known for growing beards either.
Point? Women aren't known for growing beards either.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Roma are more known for hanging paper. . .and just flat out stealing shit.
Darndirty
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- Mar 11, 2016
Jake Alley is what happens when everyone has to get a medal and everyone is great just for trying. Thanks Obama
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- Feb 11, 2016
This is the epitome of "holy shit, nobody cares Jake"
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- Oct 24, 2015
How pathetic do you have to be to not only pseudo-apologize for not giving immediate Twitter asspats but then to go on and admit you've spent "the last 2 solid weeks researching more immersive ways to play RPGs with people."
Still RRRREEEEEing about 8chan and MILO
Still RRRREEEEEing about 8chan and MILO
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- Jun 13, 2016
I can't wrap my head around, no matter how liberal hippie Jake's mommy is, how she tolerates that fat piece of shit laying around all day eating and fucking around with RPG like a 300 lb baby.
Maybe she's convinced herself he's autistic or developmentally disabled? Easier than thinking he's the laziest most socially inept fat fuck on the eastern seaboard I guess.
Maybe she's convinced herself he's autistic or developmentally disabled? Easier than thinking he's the laziest most socially inept fat fuck on the eastern seaboard I guess.
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- Oct 9, 2016
Especially since all Jake does is bad mouth her, call her transphobic and abusive.
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- May 25, 2013
Every time I tune into this thread and see this fat fuck hasn't killed himself I sigh.
What are you living for Jake? You hate everything and everybody and I can guarantee short of winning the lottery your dreams will never come to fruition mostly because they're fuckin stupid.
every day you keep living is just that much more pain and disappointment...
..is that it? You get off on bragging about how shitty your life is in some sad reverse ego method? You gain validation by displaying to the world your pain and suffering in a desperate attempt to wring some manner of recognition?
Do it soon Jake, before Mommy is gone so there is at least one person who will see that your bloated corpse gets some dignity before the world forgets you forever.
What are you living for Jake? You hate everything and everybody and I can guarantee short of winning the lottery your dreams will never come to fruition mostly because they're fuckin stupid.
every day you keep living is just that much more pain and disappointment...
..is that it? You get off on bragging about how shitty your life is in some sad reverse ego method? You gain validation by displaying to the world your pain and suffering in a desperate attempt to wring some manner of recognition?
Do it soon Jake, before Mommy is gone so there is at least one person who will see that your bloated corpse gets some dignity before the world forgets you forever.
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- Sep 21, 2014
Jake will die within days of his mum anyway. Fat fuck is incapable of doing anything for himself including organising food. As soon as mum's wallet is empty and he can't order home delivered food, he'll starve to death and the cats will feed on both their corpses.
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- Oct 24, 2015
Jake Alley is touching himself to Breitbart and MILO and GAMERGATE.
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- Aug 7, 2016
lol, Simone has started at least 3 crowd funding projects at this point.
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- Aug 7, 2016
Sorry for double post, but this little tweetchain is just too good.
Jake's informing someone about Ian Miles Cheong (which, apparently they're too afraid to actually type because if you tweet his name 3 times you'll conjure up his spirit or something? idk)
It has it all: accusations of transphobia and Nazism, "frog face paint", muh CON logs, calling Ian "a lonely little brown noser" with no hint of self-awareness
Jake's informing someone about Ian Miles Cheong (which, apparently they're too afraid to actually type because if you tweet his name 3 times you'll conjure up his spirit or something? idk)
It has it all: accusations of transphobia and Nazism, "frog face paint", muh CON logs, calling Ian "a lonely little brown noser" with no hint of self-awareness