Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Board game stores are already discounting Missile Command from 39.95 to 28.95.

Jake's still got the legendary Alley board (bored, more like it) top reverse Midas touch! The more some things change into a dress, the more they stay the same.

Who wouldn't want to buy basement insulation at such dirt cheap prices?

He'd be better off and more successful in the current political climate creating functional fallout basement insulation to protect the buyer from an ICBM shooting war I'd bet than he is with these bad board games.
 
Cow crossover.
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"actual well-researched journalism" tagline "Surviving the Trumpocalypse"
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He must be thinking of Zachary's autogynephile smirk.
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Cow crossover. As if Jake has ever looked someone "dead in the eye."
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Jake: *claims something as an absolute truth*
Everyone else: "Wrong."
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Wow, jake is an expert on non-binary identities as well! Incredible. Since we know he's not non-binary himself, his expertise must be derived from all those many non-binary folks he has close long-term real-life relationships with, has dated, etc.
It's funny that he's never tried to claim he's nonbinary, even though he's actually got the equipment for it.
 
Wow, jake is an expert on non-binary identities as well! Incredible. Since we know he's not non-binary himself, his expertise must be derived from all those many non-binary folks he has close long-term real-life relationships with, has dated, etc.

Surely SGG has studied this in a high level academic setting, we are talking about an expert and authority on the subject here.
 
Remember, Jake Alley was so not "doxxed" that not only did his relatives' Facebooks have their privacy settings changed and a variety of Googleshng accounts were nuked in response to the thread outing him as being the creep behind secretgamergrrl, he admitted in his zoepost that he told CHELSAY he was going to kill himself to protect his family, because he definitely wasn't doxed.

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And he definitely isn't Jake "Googleshng" Alley, the fat, neckbeard from Niantic, Connecticut who recently locked and changed his Steam account display name to "Violet" - the same as the fake "Violet Hargrave" name the totally not-Jake secretgamergrrl started calling himself. https://archive.fo/https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023682087
 
Remember, Jake Alley was so not "doxxed" that not only did his relatives' Facebooks have their privacy settings changed and a variety of Googleshng accounts were nuked in response to the thread outing him as being the creep behind secretgamergrrl, he admitted in his zoepost that he told CHELSAY he was going to kill himself to protect his family, because he definitely wasn't doxed.

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And he definitely isn't Jake "Googleshng" Alley, the fat, neckbeard from Niantic, Connecticut who recently locked and changed his Steam account display name to "Violet" - the same as the fake "Violet Hargrave" name the totally not-Jake secretgamergrrl started calling himself. https://archive.fo/https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023682087

...and if it wasn’t for the trusty suicide prevention cat KF would have claimed another victim.

Makes me wonder if Jake’s first try at suicide baiting worked and actually got Chloe to respond to him? Maybe that’s why suicide threats became a monthly feature of Jake’s twitter feed for so long.
 

More of that good old spin we've come to expect from Jake. There was one or two photos of a cosplayer that looked similar to Jake (and was later debunked), and yet he's acting like this completely negates all the shit ton of proof that links SGG/Violet Hargrave to Jake Alley.
 
"Kiwifarms got it wrong" is a risky strategy on Jake's part. Everyone who has met him in IRL at cons knows damned well that we didn't get his identity wrong and at least some of them must wonder what else we're right about that he denies. Nor have I seen a single one of the people known to have met him come out and back him up on us getting it wrong.
 
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He’s actually not saying we didn’t dox, but that there are images of fat bearded guys in drag that aren’t him in the thread. Which is true, we do have pictures of fat bearded guys in drag that aren’t Jake, because Jake has never tried to present as a woman even once.

But man, wouldn’t it be weird if we were wrong, that Violet Hargrave just happened to be using Jake Alley’s email on Patreon, that Violet also used the Googleshng steam account and changed their name so many times so the old name wouldn’t show up anymore, that they both happened to live in Niantic, CT with their single moms. That they both were obsessed with RPGs and board games. That they both were at the same cons at the same time and Jake was on all of the panels with Violet/SecretGamerGrrl’s Twitter mutuals. It would be downright weird, right?
 
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"Kiwifarms got it wrong" is a risky strategy on Jake's part. Everyone who has met him in IRL at cons knows damned well that we didn't get his identity wrong and at least some of them must wonder what else we're right about that he denies. Nor have I seen a single one of the people known to have met him come out and back him up on us getting it wrong.

They would have to turn in their SJW credentials if they admitted to looking at kiwifarms for anything aside from "safety checks" though
 
:story: Don't remember if we saw these before, Jake claims he gets "half hour bag searches" at airports because they see his gnome beard and think he's a Muslim terrorist.
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He’s actually not saying we didn’t dox, but that there are images of fat bearded guys in drag that aren’t him in the thread. Which is true, we do have pictures of fat bearded guys in drag that aren’t Jake, because Jake has never tried to present as a woman even once.

But man, wouldn’t it be weird if we were wrong, that Violet Hargrave just happened to be using Jake Alley’s email on Patreon, that Violet also used the Googleshng steam account and changed their name so many times so the old name would show up anymore, that they both happened to live Niantic, CT with their single moms. That they both were obsessed with RPGs and board games. That they both were at the same cons at the same time and Jake was on all of the panels with Violet/SecretGamerGrrl’s Twitter mutuals. It would be downright weird, right?
One of the more interesting and stupid aspects about Jake is just how willingly and frequently he lies about everything. He's not Jake Alley despite every piece of evidence proving that he can be nobody else on Earth except Jake Alley. He has even lied about not knowing who Jake Alley is at all, describing him as just some "random speaker" at GenCon despite him being on multiple panels with the Twitter pals (Tanya DePass and Miguel/Katherine Cross) he stalks on Twitter and them being from the same town. It's such a stupid lie.
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He has not only admitted to being from Connecticut multiple times (like when he threw a tantrum because the state wouldn't pay for his fake transition without evidence he actually has GID and is putting in effort) he has even demonstrated that he is specifically from Niantic, CT (the same place we know Jake Alley lives) when he mentioned this petting zoo book store.
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What a coincidence that his experiences in the game industry which he described to others in the secret chat match up exactly with.. Jake Alley! http://archive.is/D0yBV

[01/01/2015, 10:20:51 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: Argh, now I'm getting all flashbacky to ending up thousands in debt because other people basically released games of mine

[01/01/2015, 10:21:16 AM] Athena Hollow: ew I'd never release clones that aren't like decades old & don't make the original owners anything anymore :-/
[01/01/2015, 10:21:37 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: Seriously-
[01/01/2015, 10:21:46 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: I worked on this one card game
01/01/2015, 10:21:53 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: had it pretty much where I wanted it
[01/01/2015, 10:22:05 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: was running demos at cons, attempting to hire artists
[01/01/2015, 10:22:34 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: a year or goes by waiting on people to get back in touch with me on art contracting
[01/01/2015, 10:22:45 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: I go screw it, I'll just do my own illustrations
[01/01/2015, 10:23:17 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: Tweak the rules a bit, fix the issue that'd been bugging me, start looking for printers...
[01/01/2015, 10:23:29 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: "Hey! Congratulations on getting that game in stores!"
[01/01/2015, 10:24:12 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: I don't know if it's just a REALLY nasty coincidence, or someone was really paying attention when I was running demos but
[01/01/2015, 10:24:19 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: there's an S on the name
[01/01/2015, 10:25:15 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: and the big expensive game that kinda ruined me financially kinda had the same thing happen, although there at least mine was technically on the market for a year first
"there's an S on the name"
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"kinda ruined me financially"
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[02/01/2015, 4:59:24 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: but, granted, that IS advice from someone sitting in a room using unsold boardgames as makeshift insulation
[02/01/2015, 5:00:09 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: I've got like 700 of the things, pushed up against drafty windows they do the job pretty well

[28/12/2014, 2:35:52 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: my game I'm using as insulation because I suck at self-promotion is technically competetive, but it's so darn asymetrical and goofy I don't see anyone ever getting into a tournament mindset over it
"using unsold boardgames as makeshift insulation" "like 700 of the things" (If Jake's estimates of the number of insulation he has is correct, then he managed to get rid of around 200+ pieces of insulation between 2008 and January, 2nd 2015)
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If he isn't Jake Alley, where are all these panels he claims to have been a speaker on?
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I would say Jake's lies are insulting the intelligence of whoever still follows him on Twitter and has to read this nonsense, but if they do that then they have to be pretty dumb in the first place to have not blocked him due to his his constant suicide baiting and tweet vomit.
 
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I think it's infinitely funnier that despite the basic facts he has worked himself into a position where no matter how transparent it is he can never, ever admit to being himself. He thought he could gain the upper hand by not spazzing out but he ended up boxing himself in even worse. If he copped to it now he would lose the last vestiges of attention that he has and I prefer watching him play gamer girl while he still thinks he has an audience. A Jake Alley who is honest with himself would be no fun.
 

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I would say Jake's lies are insulting the intelligence of whoever still follows him on Twitter and has to read this nonsense, but if they do that then they have to be pretty dumb in the first place to have not blocked him due to his his constant suicide baiting and tweet vomit.

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I see he is wearing sweatpants and velcro shoes in that picture. That is one thing that amazes me about Jake Alley (aka Googleshng and Violet Hargrave), as someone noted above, he has literally zero shame. On the other hand, he's living with his mother; I am surprised she lets him go out like that as well. I get he is in his thirties, but you'd think someone would have an intervention at some point. (Or maybe she feels that he is beyond hope; I kind of get that impression given his continued useless, oxygen-wasting existence in her home.)
 
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