He kept white knighting him yesterday, complete with more Googleshng analogies.
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The end of the Googleshng is where it gets really disgusting. Jake claims he "knows people who've been getting death threats for 4 years" and then undoubtedly lies his ass off and distorts whatever the situation really is. I'm not sure who the first two are even about, but the third is almost certainly about Jake's friend Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg, a self-admitted pedophile who attempted to groom his cousin.
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Hoo boy. Hold on. I know
all three of these.
The first one he's mentioning is undoubtedly Quinn. This is expected at this point because as much as Jake Fat Bottom Alley likes to play that CHELSAAAAY ruined his life, he also wants to bang her. In the CON Leaks, Jakey boy's main defense of M'LADY Quinn is that Eron made the Zoe Post out of revenge for her taking more dick than a gay pride parade (he actually sometimes calls what he did "Revenge Porn" and hints that Quinn's nudes leaking was Eron's fault). What's hilarious here, of course, is that Jakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey has done his
own Zoe Post, for pretty much the same reasons.
The second one, however, is where this particular Googleshng transcends the usual shit and enters the realm of
legend. Jake's buddies fucking abandon projects all the time, so at first, it might seem like this one is a needle in a stack of needles, but where the faggot tips his hand is by mentioning "writing a news article" about its changing release date. Of all the myriad side-projects picked up and then dropped by people Jakey knows, only
one - a game that eventually
did see release - meets that prerequisite.
Revolution 60. The daft bastard is talking about
Revolution 60. More to the point, he's talking about the
Revolution 60 Release Date Failures, and specifically, the
Kickstarter Backer Revolt, where, roughly 2 years after Revolution 60 had gone past its release date and Wu had gone nearly a year without any discernable progress, leading the KS backers to
threaten to report Giant Spacekat to KS and threaten a chargeback campaign. Seriously,
you can watch the campaign building up steam on the project's own KS page. Jakey is defending Brianna
fucking Wu here.
And yeah, the third one's totes Nyberg.
