Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[laserbender]

The shng about "transpobe week of visibility" was really difficult to read. I couldn't finish it.

Let's ignore the subject matter at hand for a second. SGG's whole pitch is tangled with a web of unconvincing lies. The whole piece is so random and with no flow. SGG constantly switches topics. It's almost as if a bot was spamming fake-text with generic trans-adjacent SEO-friendly keywords.

It's impossible to comprehend (let alone take seriously) unless you're a dedicated SGG follower.

In a sense I fall into that bucket. So I guess the joke is on me too.

 

[talk talk talk]

So Jake's bee reading his thread here again. Hi Jake!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The shng about "transpobe week of visibility" was really difficult to read. I couldn't finish it.

Let's ignore the subject matter at hand for a second. SGG's whole pitch is tangled with a web of unconvincing lies. The whole piece is so random and with no flow. SGG constantly switches topics. It's almost as if a bot was spamming fake-text with generic trans-adjacent SEO-friendly keywords.

It's impossible to comprehend (let alone take seriously) unless you're a dedicated SGG follower.

In a sense I fall into that bucket. So I guess the joke is on me too.

Yeah, well, it's not like Jake doesn't advertise his incomprehensibility right on his profile. "If you ask I can probably dig that one thread you remember I posted about a thing forever ago back up," is a phrase that haunts me.

It's like one of those ESL exercises where you get the student to rearrange words into a grammatically-correct English sentence. Except this isn't exactly your star student here.

 

[repentance]

Out of curiosity, I paid Mumsnet a visit and honestly, I get the impression that they’re pretty reasonable, articulate their arguments well and are mostly pretty tolerant. It’s just that they’re not going to take any shit from aggressive troons.

The same is true of posters in /o/gendercritical on ovarit.

If people actually read sites for themselves instead of taking the word of troons that those sites are "transphobic", many would conclude that terves (and cis gay men) have a point.

 

[Haramburger]

Even if hachx0 lawyered up, Jake has next to nothing of worth. He'd be better off trying to wring blood from a stone.

I'm sure Jake is just smart enough to share Chelsea's biggest courtroom fear; setting some sort of case precedent that harms other leftist maniacs.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It would be funny to see his wailing and googleshnging though

Waaah some completely unrelated fat guy in texas is being sued for some reason, please send me lawyers, guns and yon money!

 

[Water-T]

Waaah some completely unrelated fat guy in texas is being sued for some reason, please send me lawyers, guns and yon money!

Poor, poor pitiful Jake. From an excitable boy to accidentally like a martyr.

 

[Ashen One]

It would be funny to see his wailing and googleshnging though

I'll never forgive Mark Kern for spending weeks talking big about suing Jake for libeling him as a pedophile and not going through with it.

 

[RussianParasite]

Jake has returned again to traumatize himself or something. A new kidnapping-at-knife-point story too!

 

[Water-T]

Jake has returned again to traumatize himself or something. A new kidnapping-at-knife-point story too!

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Just more of Jake's "I'M STILL NOT DOXED BUT SOMEHOW ALL THESE ASSASSINS MANAGE TO FIND ME ANYWAY AND I MYSTERIOUSLY WALK AWAY UNSCATHED!" bullshit.

 

[break these cuffs]

Jake has returned again to traumatize himself or something. A new kidnapping-at-knife-point story too!

I couldn't even make it through the first sentence without busting out laughing. That he actually believes this might be crazier than the fact he thinks he's a woman.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

That's a lot of words to say "Someone I refuse to name has been encouraging people to threaten me. Please help but I won't be more specific"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m not doxed
But I have stalkers (true enough.)
And they found me (but you haven’t been doxed?)
And tried to kidnap me (with what? A fucking crane?)
And also one pulled a knife (and you didn’t call the police?)
And I’ll never be safe until the stalker is in jail or dead and I’ll never be able to press charges (implicit admission you want to murder someone, Jake?)

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why would the "people he made the mistake of trusting years ago" have any impact on Jake The Undoxable? He moved since then, and I assume he didn't tell any of them.
Except maybe CHELSAAAAAAY, so she could know where to mail her handwritten apology.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Lmao my eyes totally glazed over before I got to the kidnapping and knife-threatening.

Still won't name names or call the cops or do anything specific, but please help

 

[largetiger]

Who is the “big ol’ scumbag,” that he can’t ”feel physically safe until he’s in a jail cell or in the grave”? Is it Jesse Singal or Graham Linehan?

cos either way, lol

 

[TurdEthics]

Jake has returned again to traumatize himself or something. A new kidnapping-at-knife-point story too!

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Someone = Jake's mom
A knife = chicken tenders and Hot Pockets

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Since Jake is a big "technically correct: the best kind of correct!" aficionado, I wonder what the knife story relates to. He's always saying it as someone had a knife. Never that it was drawn or used. I'm going to guess Jake tried to get intimidating with his mom in front of her new boyfriend and the boyfriend said if Jake touched her, he'd slash Jake with his pocketknife.

When he says people went crying to those he'd trusted years before, he could easily mean someone tried to talk to his mom about his mental health. Honestly, I wonder if Jesse or Graham might have done just that when Jake lived at home. Jake's made noise about things in the past that would align with that. Hell, if I cared about Jake as a human being instead of a bug in a jar to poke, talking to his mom about his concerningly paranoid behavior and frequent suicidal and homicidal ideation would have been the first approach I'd have taken.

By now, his grandma's psychosis has just taken over his isolated mind. "Attempted kidnapping"? Is that now how he spins the "tard bus driver left me in a remote parking lot" story after the first versions garnered insufficient sympathy?

 

[Norvic]

I tried to parse what he's trying to say about 20 times before finally getting it. Seriously, this sentence in particular.
"...but the big ol' scumbag people have been talking about non-stop that I've been off this site to avoid retraumatization over set his sites on me right before things got real bad for me."

The unnamed big ol' scumbag is the object of both the "people talking about" clause and the "I'm avoiding" clause each with a different subject, it's just so awkward. Jake always does like run on sentences, but that's a doozy even before you hit "set his sites."

I seriously thought there was a tweet that wasn't captured and went to Jake's twitter to see what it said.

 

[repentance]

When he says people went crying to those he'd trusted years before, he could easily mean someone tried to talk to his mom about his mental health.

Ages ago he did mention someone contacting his mum, which sounded plausible given the shit he was posting about her online.