Secret Santa 2023 Showcase Thread

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A Cat in a Minefield

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Ho Ho Ho,
Dear Farmers,

This thread is dedicated to all the presents you have made and received over the past couple of weeks.

We encourage you to post the present you received and your reaction to it. A big part of the enjoyment comes from seeing your present being posted here. An accompanying reaction makes this even better!

Even though the last two weeks were plagued by Tranny Grinches and their shenanigans, we are really happy how many people continued to work on their gifts.

The number of participants this year was staggering, being just shy of 200. Making sure that all participants get their respective presents is a difficult task and would not have been possible without the immense help of the X-MAS Spirit-Bot Workers Factory.

We hope you enjoy your present and please have a very merry Christmas and a great 2024!

Sincerely,
The Secret Santa Team


If you haven’t received a present by the end of the 25th please contact the Helper who has sent you your assignment.
 
Thank you to whoever stalked me and chronicled my every movement on one of my nights out on the town.
it was a cold morning in seattle i live there and i was in a rocking mood so i checked on my ipod to see when they are playing it turned out they were playing TONIGHT i proceded to poop myself with joy i then went to the iron maiden concert while i was at the concert after they played their hitsong don't tread on me and don't fear the reaper i saw a busty femboy twerking wearing an american flag tshirt i said HEY and he replied hello in a soft voice he said dude chill man the concerts not even over i cried a tear after that he did not like rape i thought

fast foward after they close the concert with their hit song rockstar i procede to go back stage NUNI its THE FEMBOY WHAT i said he said hey dude chill i have a boyfriend i then procded to rape him till he shat himself he was crying and said AHHHHHHHHH dude i just wanted to play legos instantly the trolls remorse hit and i thought what did i just rape another mans wife we then made up and played legos but before we finished i noticed something in the corner of my eye

A WOMEN????????? it was a women from mothers united against scat and she said YOU SICK FUCK HE DID NOT CONSENT she proceded to call the cops on me fast foward im in court and the judge says and i quote hey are you that fella who keeps shitting up Q&A i thought huh the judge then replied huh huh his eyes began to split and he ripped his mask off only for it to be JOSHUA MOON OF FAMOUS HATE SITE KIWIFARMS?????????????? he then proceded to sentence me to life in prison for sodomy and cringe

this was just the start as soon as i got in i saw a group of skinheads chearing me on HEY FAGGOT BOY COME JOIN US they said i was stunned ive never felt so accepted and empowered i went over and to my shock RICHARD SPENCER WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE he said oh my fucking gosh its bargain bin laden i started pissing and shitting all over the floor richard then smirked and said that was an esquisit aryan dump i then proceded to rape him

this was all fine and dandy intill i was changing and ran into a muslim man i said hey in a twinkish and shy voice he said hey faggot your ripping me off i was stunned i said who are you and he said osama bin laden nigga i was stunned i thought we were friends he then proceded to stab me and say quote BLACK LIVES MATTER MORE THAN FAGGOTS DO i proceded to cry and piss in my cute UwU mode he said Q&A is mine now nigga as i was on the ground i saw a man come and save me it was

GEORGE FLOYD i thought you died george he told him back off mane hes my bussy nigga saddam though disapointed relucnetly backed down much like he did in iraq floyd then said its been a long time brotha i said ive never met you before he said though you might not of thunk it you were always riding with me memba dat gwagon i then had a dragon ball style flashback to the time i bought a used gwagon in minisoda he said you always be riding with private floyd then saluted me i then proceded to piss and poop as he turned into dust like thanos from my favorate movie the avengers
 
This is fucking great, I personally love the Chiaki Kuriyama character a bit more but Mitsuko is also pretty good, brings to mind Air in G String unfortunately like the cruel bastard I am. Exquisite poster, great artstyle and good job to the person who did this. I really want to know how you draw.

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Here's my Secret Santa gift, a Dr. Spunk comic cover. It is absolutely fucking incredible and just a joy to look at. In particular, I love all the little nods and references to Dr. Spunk lore sprinkled throughout. The Keffals inclusion just goes above and beyond. For some context, this is the artwork of Keffals I made that he reacted to in his livestream, which was my fun fact. Just an absolutely brilliant way to work that in there. What an amazing gift. Merry Spunkmas everyone!

And for fun here's the dialogue of the cover with AI voices:

 
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just got mine in the mail, and GOD it's so fucking cute and awesome. i had mentioned loving rain world + hollow knight + psychedelic imagery and boy did my SS deliver. i love that they were able to combine all of that into one, i always love a crossover of my two favorite games ever. super well done, slugcats are not easy to draw and neither is Ghost, you did a superb job and i love this so much. in my imagination they're both tripping balls and concerned about how they both ended up here LOL. thank you so much, fellow kiwi! i hope you have a merry Christmas!!
 
So as well as being involved in the organising this year, I decided to participate. Great effort was spent in making sure that I couldn't see who made this gift for me. Well, that effort was mainly by me not clicking on the Spoiler tag in our behind the scenes thread - but, I did not! So I have no idea who made this lovely Christmas Shoggoth for me. But I would just like to say that I love it, it's wonderful and I am particularly appreciative of how they drew in every one of those little lines to show it's rugose skin and I'm not sure about the coloured parts. They're not the Yellow Sign (maybe). I think they're its eyes. It's wonderful anyway. And it has a little buried message of personal significance to me.

Thank you and Tekeli-li to whichever shining soul made this! I hope you had fun making it because I will have many hours of fun looking at it. It's going up on the wall next to my desk. It's okay - only very trusted people are allowed in my office! :)

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I got 2 gifts because I’m god’s favourite. Actually one of you was late, but I will forgive because both pieces are delightful. You somehow both knew that I love to sit in big comfy chairs
cheesy snacks, snoopy, mountains, capybaras, knitting, lazing around.

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This one is me fr, just lost in the sauce. Great composition and the mountains are beautiful!
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I like the kf knitting project, always be plugging. It looks like a quaint family -capy is snoopy’s wife, and the kiwi is their autistic son ❤️

Massive thanks to both of you for taking time out of your day for a stranger (especially you, spirit bot)!
 
Through Christmas spirit Secret Santa even got the type of tree that fell and color of my car right, well done sir/maam. Very delightful and I adore the true and honest hand drawn quality! Thank you, Secret Santa and Merry Christmas to you!

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