Seeking Lost UK Lolcow

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Anyone remember the name of the UK lolcow who sent 31,389 Englishmen to die in Turkey and gave half of Europe to Stalin? I'm having some trouble remembering his name...

 

[Xenu]

Gromit Mug from Wallace and Gromit.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Bruno Powroznik is the only True and Honest br*tish lolcow I know.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

“Well how’d you lose him? He’s not like a pair of car keys. And it’s not like he is fucking inconspicuous now is he?”

 

[Axiom.]

They all act the same so you're asking too much of a broad question here.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Uhrrrrrr Joseph Chamberlain?????

 

[#FreeRoss]

Boris Johnson?

 

[Horrorlyn County]

Sounds like Churchill did at least one of those,

 

[millais]

Bengal Famine 1943

Good or Bad?

 

[Airstrip One]

Anyone remember the name of the UK lolcow who sent 31,389 Englishmen to die in Turkey and gave half of Europe to Stalin? I'm having some trouble remembering his name...

I presume you are referring to the stripy bastard in the right of the attached image. The woodpecker automaton is Pál Czimra. He has ties to the Információs Hivatal in Hungary. I don't know who the mice are.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I think he's referring to the cancer ridden fuck George VI, who was the sovereign of the United Kingdom when Britain did much of the shit argued about here. Hard to say, the brits have a silly system where they won't shit or get off the pot. Are they a Kingdom or a Republic? Seems to me that they have decided to embrace the worst attributes of both systems and incorporate them into a constitution. That is hilariously unwritten. But still valid for some reason.

 

[ipodvideodiary2007]

Who is the UK lolcow who used to be an aspiring singer and is now a fat web-DJ who blacks-out during every livestream?

He has a thread somewhere, but I can´t remember his name for the life of me.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Who is the UK lolcow who used to be an aspiring singer and is now a fat web-DJ who blacks-out during every livestream?

He has a thread somewhere, but I can´t remember his name for the life of me.

It sounds like you're looking for ChristopherDJ

 

[ipodvideodiary2007]

It sounds like you're looking for ChristopherDJ

Thanks, this is exactly who I was looking for. Don´t know how I was able to miss that name in, like, 10 pages of search results.

 

[BradeRunna]

Churchill. First name Winston.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Ohhhhh yes.

 

[Vag Cobwebs]

Sounds like Churchill did at least one of those,

i was about to say ain't it churchill?

 

[Crex Crex]

Anyone remember the name of the UK lolcow who sent 31,389 Englishmen to die in Turkey and gave half of Europe to Stalin? I'm having some trouble remembering his name...

He redeemeed himself by killing a gorillion indians. Not a lolcow.

 

[Me Love You Long Time]

Bengal Famine 1943

Good or Bad?

Fantastic, with a revival needed.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Boris Johnson?

Nah, Boris isn't true UK, he was born in New York, had to give up his American citizenship to become PM, and his grandfather was Turkish, maybe great-grandfather. Also got German in him from his father's maternal line.
Point being, he's part turkroach, part German, American by birth.
He's more mutt than most Amerimutts.
Funnily enough, Rishi Sunak had to give up his US Green Card when he became PM, so that's two American citizens as British PM since 2019.