SELECT YOUR CHAMPION

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

4 seems cheerful enough.

 

[Lurker]

number 4 because the composition of that picture is amazing compared to the other 8. like his whole head's in frame and everything.

also the laughter. definitely the sign of a man with no marbles.

 

[Broken Pussy]

4, because that’s the face of a man who has buried bodies somewhere out in the desert, and he might tell you where, but probably not, and those bodies aren’t going to find themselves, so you’ll buy him pizza and some ladies shoes, to try to get him to talk, but that doesn’t mean that you like it. Or maybe you do.

That said, how is he the only person on earth who looks better in a mugshot? He’s way less gross looking than usual.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

7 because "eeeh..."

 

[:thinking:]

No Hakenkreuz on his forehead means he loses to uncle Charlie no matter what.

 

[The Man With No Name]

8's squinty snake eyes let you know that the ratman they belong to is only capable of malicious intent. He's the Devastator. It's the unmistakable gaze of a man who hill cannibals tell hushed stories about, a cautionary tale about when the souls of the humans you eat come back to cohabitate in your body.

 

[BigTodd]

I picked 4 because it embodies the art of Fung Goo where Tommy is about to launch an attack with an Eagle Claw strike.

On a different note, are all 9 pictures of the same 38 y/o CIS female?

 

[Rand /pol/]

#2 reminds me of the Unabomber, I'm going with #2

 

[Picnic_Boy]

4 because there's gold in them thar hills.

 

[:thinking:]

4 because there's gold in them thar hills.

Still, nobody wore a beard better than Dr. Baruch “holier than all the martyrs of the Holocaust” Goldstein.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

9 pictures but only 4 different shirts

 

[Luigi]

Unfair fight, 4 and 8 have a clear advantage.

 

[:thinking:]

8 out of respect for the late Robin Williams

I imagine that’s what Robin Williams would have looked like if he hadn’t killed himself before the divorce proceedings.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

9 pictures but only 4 different shirts

Tommy logic dictates that shirts last longer if you never wash them or take them off.

 

[GS 281]

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg is simply the most disgusting man on the internet

 

[Timecube]

5 looks like a serene warrior.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Haven't read thread yet but man does #4 look like he can party

 

[Tin]

I gotta go with 8 on this one. It reminds me of Mickey Rooney's character in Pete's Dragon: drunk, unhinged, and slightly senile.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I never realized how much he looks like Robin Williams' meth-addled brother.

9 photos, and I counted 7 shirts..

I don't know whether to laugh at the photos or be sad knowing that Tommy Tooter has more clothing variety than I do.

4 shirts, I think.

 

[LocalFireDept]

8 is twice as good as 4. He just has a better long game.