Send him to SPAAAAAAACE

[Ivan Komarov]

Oh jesus titfucking christ this would be perfect:
https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_US/
A contest
Sponsored by AXE
to send somebody to SPACE
AXE
FUCKEN AXE

Should we send chris to space? Is /b/ still functional enough to vote him to 1st? We should totally do this.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I don't want him here.

 

[punchabunch]

Unless you want the atmosphere to be more comprised of methane, this is a bad idea!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The minimum required intelligence for space-faring creatures is dog- or monkey-level. So, no.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yeah, we should be sending the best and brightest into space.

CWC shouldn't even go to Space Camp.

 

[spaps]

He can barely do a push-up. There's no way in hell he could pass the training.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

He can barely do a push-up. There's no way in hell he could pass the training.

I know, but imagine the videos made about it if he gets first

 

[JULAY]

I don't want him here.

 

[Fialovy]

Oh axe, everyone knows that this stuff is much better:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/edda/?pfm=Search&t=rpg scented oils

One dab of the Paladin scented oil will make women go wild!

But yeah, it would be fun to just try it for the lulz, he probably won't be sent to space though so yeah, don't count on it...

Chris in SPAAAAAAACE does sound like a good spinoff concept. I mean, any spin-off can literally be IN SPAAAAAAACE. I guess I just love saying IN SPAAAAACE!!!

 

[spaps]

I guess I just love saying IN SPAAAAACE!!!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

He could finally touch the cosmos, when he's "accidentally" shot out of an airlock.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"Houston, ya'll should know me by now..."

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris should enter this and bitch to AXE if he loses.

Would YOU want to ride in a DIRTY, CRAPPED SHUTTLE with Chris? Up there, shit actually flies.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Up there, shit actually flies.

Only if the astronauts don't flush the toilet correctly.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Up there, shit actually flies.

Only if the astronauts don't flush the toilet correctly.

You're forgetting that Chris won't use the toilet.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, then Chris could really feel the cosmos

 

[Henry Bemis]

Unless you want the atmosphere to be more comprised of methane, this is a bad idea!

Worse, the stank will escape the spacecraft and end up stanking up the solar system.

 

[Trombonista]

Up there, shit actually flies.

Only if the astronauts don't flush the toilet correctly.

You're forgetting that Chris won't use the toilet.

Yes he will!

To clean up afterward, that is.

 

[Saney]

Chris should enter this and bitch to AXE if he loses.

Would YOU want to ride in a DIRTY, CRAPPED SHUTTLE with Chris? Up there, shit actually flies.

And then he'd set up a dartboard and paste a picture of thr person who on it.

 

[Male]

Up there, shit actually flies.

So does navy.