Send him to SPAAAAAAACE

[Stratochu]

There's no vidya, Orange Fanta or McDonald's in space, no microwaves for TV dinners on spacecraft, shit and navy fly in space, and he will try to escape the spacecraft either out of sensory defensiveness or out of losing something like his medallion, high school ring or Amnyfest ring to space.

 

[trip2themoon]

In space no one can hear you shit in your pants.

He's welcome in space as long as he stays the hell away from my summer house on the Sea Of Tranquility.

 

[cypocryphy]

I was gonna say "in space no one can hear you sigh". That was a good one too though.

I bet a Sonee would burst out of his chest.

 

[Mr. 0]

I saw on a documentary that the zero gravity causes you to lose muscle mass over time. What would Chris lose since he's got so little of that already?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I saw on a documentary that the zero gravity causes you to lose muscle mass over time. What would Chris lose since he's got so little of that already?

Astronauts have to exercise on a daily basis in space so they won't lose that much muscle mass.

So yeah, space travel isn't for CWC.

 

[captkrisma]

I saw on a documentary that the zero gravity causes you to lose muscle mass over time. What would Chris lose since he's got so little of that already?

Astronauts have to exercise on a daily basis in space so they won't lose that much muscle mass.

So yeah, space travel isn't for CWC.

But it would be amazing if we could do it...and something he might talk about on Youtube...lol

 

[InaudibleSlink]

Theres no point that damn Adam Stackhouse would just win with the help of Metal Sonichu.Its times like this I wish there was a Ric Flair poster so he could talk about his Space Mountain.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

There's no vidya, Orange Fanta or McDonald's in space, no microwaves for TV dinners on spacecraft, shit and navy fly in space, and he will try to escape the spacecraft either out of sensory defensiveness or out of losing something like his medallion, high school ring or Amnyfest ring to space.

Some modern space food would actually appeal to Chris:

 

[CatParty]

http://laughingsquid.com/close-encounte ... anscripts/

 

[Hyperion]

I hope he gets kidnapped and anally probed by ALIEN HOMOS

 

[TheRedRanger]

I hope he gets kidnapped and anally probed by ALIEN HOMOS

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

Re-posting image from past thread.

Also this:
[youtube]SLuW-GBaJ8k[/youtube]

 

[CWCissey]

This would be awesome, but I doubt that Chris would get past the health checks.

 

[CatParty]

So sad this never came to be

 

[libertyoftheaether]

So sad this never came to be

I'm sure aliens would intepret allowing Chris to shit himself and do nothing in space as an act of war.

 

[deeman]

As a three-nippled space alien, i fully agree!

 

[steelsheep]

Maybe the g's during liftoff will uhm... Straighten out da' pickle

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The limitless wonders of the universe are as nothing compared to the LEGO spooky ghost house.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Some Dutch guys actually had the brainchild to send amateur colonists on a one-way ticket to Mars and broadcast this on TV as a kind of spacefaring reality show.

Now we can construct scenaros in which Chris, ADF, Gloria Tesch, Nick Bate, The Golden Knight, Aaron Diaz, Roosh V and some other LOLcows are shipped to the Red Planet to settle it and speculate on the lulzy developments amidst the endless expanses of reddish-brown solitude.

 

[BatNapalm]

The limitless wonders of the universe are as nothing compared to the LEGO spooky ghost house.

Hmmpf. I'll have you know I'll need at least 3 of those spooky ghost house sets to complete my CWCville City Hall. It's urgent.