Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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A Wumpa Fruit said:
let´s be serious, Chris...could have kids? because for what I read in the CWCki, the HRT fucked his libido and he can´t cum anymore (this is a disgusting talk I know)
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Maybe they can put that thing they use on dead Israeli soldiers up his ass and zap him to the extreme.
BlastMonk said:
If chris has a kid it would be likely to be very retarded and quite possibly the type to need round the clock attention and care for its whole life right?
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I don't think it's that simple, it's possible but not a guarantee. AFAIK the genetic link to autism isn't well understood. The real issue is could Chris actually be a fit parent? He seems to have his basic needs taken care of and the welfare system in the US is generous enough that if he had a kid he'd be able to afford food, diapers, formula, toys, etc. But would he actually be up to the task of being a parent even with the resources available to him? Like, he gets a new Lego set, does he build it with his kid and spend some time bonding or does he lock himself in his room and do it himself. What happens when the kid needs advice about things Chris doesn't understand or have answers to, like dating or college applications or getting a summer job?
 
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oramge cat said:
Like, he gets a new Lego set, does he build it with his kid and spend some time bonding or does he lock himself in his room and do it himself. What happens when the kid needs advice about things Chris doesn't understand or have answers to, like dating or college applications or getting a summer job?
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Would the kid even be with him that long?

Unless the theoretical mother takes care of it, Chris would neglect it, then either abandon it or just have it taken from him.
 
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CFC-12 said:
This is legit the strongest evidence yet of them being an honest-to-goodness couple and Flutter not just being some Rube Goldberg-ass trolling setup. I mean, who the FUCK would spend what must cumulatively be thousands of dollars on travel expenses, spend weeks of your life staying with an autistic manchild, and risk your life being exposed to the entire internet unless you genuinely loved this person?


No way in hell Flutter ain't bouncing on that duck.
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I agree that’s the most likely thing however to play devils advocate money clearly isn’t an issue for Caden, Chris losing his tugboat would be a major blow and allow for Caden to exert more control plus the threat of kicking Chris out would be a more devastating proposition.

I thought that there’s the fact Flutter would have to consummate any marriage would put it beyond any reasonable doubt but after a search apparently there’s no mention of consummating marriages in Finnish law.

To reiterate though that‘s really far fetched and would require Caden and Flutter to be more devious and depraved than Bella.
 
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SwanSwanson said:
Maybe I've missed something but why is everyone  now theorizing that Chris and Flutter are going to procreate? Are they worried their kid will get trolled in America?
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That kid's life is going to be utter hell. If for some reason, it's normal and not a slow-in-the-mind, then having Chris as a parent is going to be utter torture. I mean if it's true that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"', is she going to do that constantly if they hook up? Is she going to raise the kid with that voice or any of the other things she overlooks while hanging out with Chris?

Lets face it, if they have a kid, she's going to do all the raising while Chris just sits on his ass. Then what if she has to travel or something, is she going leave the kid with Chris? That's like giving a toddler a loaded gun.

I'm sure everyone will be like "oh lets leave them alone" and then a year or two later, finding out Chris shook the kid to death because it won't stop crying, or feeding it McDonalds because he doesn't want to buy baby food. We've seen how Chris goes absolutely ape shit with anger with his dogs barking, imagine him with a crying kid?
 
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it was Agatha Finland all along

It is both hilarious and impressive that he broke confinement and left the continental US. This is a level of "shit put together" that is genuinely impressive coming from a retard who fucks his mother.

If Flutter has a family, god knows what kind of horror story they must be, if Chris is felt to be romantically acceptable.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That kid's life is going to be utter hell. If for some reason, it's normal and not a slow-in-the-mind, then having Chris as a parent is going to be utter torture. I mean if it's true that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"', is she going to do that constantly if they hook up? Is she going to raise the kid with that voice or any of the other things she overlooks while hanging out with Chris?

Lets face it, if they have a kid, she's going to do all the raising while Chris just sits on his ass. Then what if she has to travel or something, is she going leave the kid with Chris? That's like giving a toddler a loaded gun.

I'm sure everyone will be like "oh lets leave them alone" and then a year or two later, finding out Chris shook the kid to death because it won't stop crying, or feeding it McDonalds because he doesn't want to buy baby food. We've seen how Chris goes absolutely ape shit with anger with his dogs barking, imagine him with a crying kid?
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If it got close to that bad, then hopefully flutter would send Chris out to walk on a frozen lake.

In springtime.
 
Big Nasty said:
If he sticks around in Helsinki for a while, he'll probably visit Fantasiapelit ("Fantasy Games") which I think is Finland's largest games and comics store.
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I just realized that if that does happen, just the mental image of him playing Sonic Adventure or reading fan made Sonic comics in the Finnish language would surprisingly be an interesting thing to witness.

I’m holding my breath hoping that the friend he’s with records Chris doing so, too.
 
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