Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[invisibult plus+]

This explains him using Duolingo to learn Finnish. Still no fucking way.

 

[FinnSven]

Assuming Chris flew out of Richmond, he could have gotten a round trip flight for around $700:

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Not exactly free, but cheap enough that he easily could have scrounged together enough cash from streams and medallion sales over the course of a few months for a ticket. Also possible that Flutter/Caden helped pay for this.

Actually wild seeing Chris outside of the USA. I always thought that if he ever left the states he'd be headed up to Canada for a convention or something. Wouldn't have guessed Finland for his first trip to a foreign nation.

I was thinking Mexico having been manipulated or tricked by a bad actor or online sweetheart.

 

[Crex Crex]

Isn't this the first time he travels abroad?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I feel bad for the people trapped on an international flight with him.

 

[not william stenchever]

The White death needs to be resurrected and given his rifle back.

Simo Häyhä would find Chris a very difficult target to hit considering his retard luck. The only more difficult target for him would be DSP.

 

[Rungle]

Fellas... got a feeling they are gonna say yes.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Isn't this the first time he travels abroad?

yes

 

[KittyGremlin]

Admittedly his fashion sense blends in with the Finns very well.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

BHRIS BHAN BUT HIS BENIS INTO HIS MOTHER DDDDDDDD

 

[Ass to Ass]

This cannot stand! The White death needs to be resurrected and given his rifle back.

While he's at it, is Simo going to consult Kentucky Ballistics to do another fat penetration test with 7.62×53mmR?

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.

Fuck, if this doesn't end up in random.txt, something's wrong.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh god, Chris has escaped US containment.

 

[invisibult plus+]

An attention magnet, and probably the most documented man in history, and a woman who mysteriously stays mysterious, even when she shouldn't.

Maybe it was meant to be.

If Chris does more unthinkable shit, they wouldn't find her. May her body evade of the frozen wastes of Finland.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I hope CWC gives Flutter the Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint wedding ring that she deserves.

 

[gearhead1395]

Oi vittu saatana, of all countries he had to desecrate with his curse he had to choose beautiful Suomi. Countdown until the Russians invade now, Tripla mall is cursed perkele

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Oh god, Chris has escaped US containment.

This is the first time he's ever traveled outside of the country. Finland is an interesting choice for sure, and it might give huge clues to Flutters identity (I have serious doubts that Chris would want to travel anywhere outside of the United States and maybe Nazareth giving his Jesus delusions. Especially Finland of all places.)

 

[Metatron]

One more step towards the birth of Crystal.

So flutter is a Sami? Damn.

 

[John Badman]

Kirous-ye-ha-me-ha

 

[FrigginWeeb]

How could a spaz like him survive international travel? How could anyone stand being seated next to him for hours on a flight?

 

[Bearmumrik]

Chris and Flutter will move to Lapland, where Chris will become a Sami Noaidi shaman.

 

[Kiwi Boer]

He rapes his mother and now he's getting the golden ending. I swear to Godbear, man. Not to be an alog but this is too much.