Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Are you sure that’s a thing?
I’m pretty sure most of Mexico except Tijuana requires a passport, and I know you’re not getting on a plane to Europe without one.

I once lost my passport in Asia and had to have the American embassy issue me an emergency new one so I would be allowed to board my return flight.

sorry, I was confusing VISA with passport, sorry

But i´m confused anyway...because I´m sure you need both, visa and passport to Finnland, how the fuck he did it?!

People that buyed weed one day can´t have a passport but fucking Chris Chan can, fascinating

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Well I'll be damned, the Finland thing wasn't bullshit.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Did you use voice to text to write this?

Phone posters pain. I knew a "Kris" like 7 years ago and my Keyboards autocorrect now thinks Chris isn't a real name.

I refuse to believe Chris will marry flutter. Either Flutter is trying to recreate an old "GF arch" and when Chris arrives at a Finnish wood hut, its answered by a man in a picklesuit...

OR

Flutter would also have to be functionally retarded if her parents would think this is a good idea...
But that makes no sense, how would Flutter be a first gen immigrant,
who is retarded and live in the USA by herself or with a boyfriend? Did she leave Finland to go see Chris? I'm so confused, I feel like Null when trying to work out how Chris has an older "Anime" GF who he sleeps with 3 times a week and who also has kids.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Trolls are a big thing in finnisch folklore.

Imagine chris introducing to his new parents "I'm a trollslayer, show me the trolls and I,'ll show you how to deal with them hee hee hee : DDDD"

Trolls is what they're called in Scandinavian countries, but yeah there's a lot of overlap between the folklore and Finns have their own name for similar troll and elf-like creatures.

It's kinda interesting that the Norwegian word for sorcery, is "trolldom", and naughty mischevious kids for centuries have been called "trollete/trollate". Makes me think meme magic is real.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

beastiality is legal in Finland

It had to be that way - Finns couldn't tell the difference between their wives and livestock.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

wait what? Chris chan is gonna be able to have kids? i thought he managed to stop that for good

WELL, I seriously hope he can´t, but I think he will marry flutter and apparently the HRT didn´t fuck him so bad...so maybe....probably not, but we should also prepare for a horrible calamity, I mean, for years a lot of Christorians made jokes...ONLY jokes about Chris fucking his mother, we didn´t believe it...until....

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I think it's unfair for the people of Fimland to deal with him but also, someone burn his passport and keep him there.

 

[McAfee]

These photos are an inside job by Flutter to generate attention.

 

[ilovesmegma]

Ni

I got banned from the Flutter thread because I posted in there that "mods: ban me UNTIL hard evidence of Chris Chad being in a romantic relationship with Flutter comes out"

I haven't read this entire thread yet and what I have seen so far isn't hard evidence, but I am coming ever closer to my fateful return, as one of the few people on this forum who isn't in denial that Chris CHAD has a Finnish fiancee. Yes, yes, I know it hurts many of you that Chris got laid before you did, but @My Earnest Opinions is about posting the cold truths that you most confront to make your S O V L grow!

Of course, you can argue that Chris Chad being in Finland with Flutter isn't necessarily evidence that Flutter is Finnish, but so many people were denying the Finnish connection that it just feels so darn good to be on the verge of proven RIGHT about <3 Chrlutter <3 . I've been hypothesizing about their future children since September of last year!

Nigga you're retarded.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I think it's unfair for the people of Fimland to deal with him but also, someone burn his passport and keep him there.

exactly, now is their goddamn problem, don´t return it, also, If Bossjackman, can get out of jail and stuff, he should be the new official virginia lolcow, he´s younger, has more energy, has more charisma...you know what i´m saying....

 

[All Smiles]

Someone needs to revive the spurdo sparde meme just for chris

Oh, nevermind. One of the OG spurdos from 2010 was close enough.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris and Flutter are in Finland. Yesterday they were spotted at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki.

Holy shit. I was in Helsinki not that long ago. If I'd seen him roaming around I'd have assumed I was having some kind of psychotic break.

 

[Sargon_poster]

Oh, nevermind. One of the OG spurdos from 2010 was close enough.

Two things I thought was never going to happen
1) Spurdo making a return
2) Chris coming to finland

Time to buy some salmiakki and wait till the terminally online population of finland starts fucking with him.

Spoiler: My prediction for Finland trip

 

[Taggofreggin]

The possibility that Sonichu spawn may become a thing is turning me into Android raptor so fast, it's not funny. Give me all the top hats, but if Crystal is a thing, she needs to be fetus deletus'd or receive the Spartan ending.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Maybe Flutter is one of those EU prostitutes for the mentally disabled...

 

[Thumb Butler]

Finland is fucked. Sophie Labelle and now Chris.

 

[Caller of Molech]

As if Finland wasn't autistic enough already.

 

[BillTheButcher]

This thread update reads like an SCP containment breach, and all Finish agents being deployed to recon the situation.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

This thread update reads like an SCP containment breach, and all Finish agents being deployed to recon the situation.

I still stand by my theory that Flutter is the cryptid here.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Wonder how Chris’ tract will react to all the eel sausage.