Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Bowl of Ramen said:
Wonder how Chris’ tract will react to all the eel sausage.
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What in the holy hell is eel sausage?
We have the black sausage tho :D MKN_mustamakkara.jpg
 
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Slug said:
This is a pivotal moment in Christory. Before now, Chris had barely left the state of Virginia (spare for conventions and ween-induced trips to Ohio). For the first time, he is in another country - another continent! With a woman!

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.
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He went to bed with Barb a boy; he left a man.
 
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important to remind people in this thread of relevant information from July 13, 2024

"""Confirmation that Flutter and Chris are roleplaying a daughter-father cutesy schtick. Last year, when Flutter was first sighted and Chris was "teaching" her how to use a Coinstar machine, many of us, myself included, didn't think much of it. I figured "oh, Chris is just being an autist trying to demonstrate how knowledgeable he is."

However, THIS changes things! Flutter is playacting like an ignorant daughter being led around by her 'father' who is teaching her various things about how the world works. This has likely been their dynamic for their entire relationship so far!"""

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sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/comment/lcxxlnn/?rdt=52886
 
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Sargon_poster said:
What in the holy hell is eel sausage?
We have the black sausage tho :biggrin:View attachment 6470527
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why is northern europe food always so cursed?!
I mean, it´s better than eat on KingCobra´s trailer but still...

Chris Chan fast food addicted motherfucking ass can handle finnish food, finnish culture, and finnish drive system??
I insist guys, this new saga looks interesting
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I still stand by my theory that Flutter is the cryptid here.
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The real question is, what classification type is she and/or he and/or Xe¥£€₩?

Per SCP wiki:

Cryptid Threat Levels (CTL's)
Here's a guide to all the Cryptid Threat Levels (CTL's) :

(a) Safe: Cryptids that are safe to see, hear, smell, and/or touch (eg. SCP-012, "Air Rods")

(b) Unsafe: Unsafe cryptids that are better seen from a distance, or are neutral (eg. SCP 020, Loch Ness Monster)

(c) Full Documentation Pending (FDP): Cryptids that are 50% to 80% documented(eg. SCP 074, Niger Firespitter)

(d) Type-Alpha: Cryptids that are safe but sentient and can think for themselves(eg, SCP 066, Avians)

(e) Type-Beta: Cryptids that are hostile and can attack you(eg. SCP 056, Kasai Rex)

(f) Type-Delta: Highly dangerous cryptids that you should not come in contact with at any times. Are capable of committing mass murder. (eg. SCP 099, Giants From the Ocean)

(g) Type-Ultra: Don't run. Don't hide. You're dead already. (eg. SCP 100, Behemoth)

(h) Type Universal: Ḯ̸̧̛̛̞͉̭̞̥̝̇̎̾̃̕t̷̡̖̗̭͈̙̲̬̖͕̼̀̂́̿̕͝ͅ'̷̞͉̟͘s̷̯̻̲͖̓͌̀̎̓̌̋̈̈́͘̕͝ ̵̛͔̖͍̲̗̬͇͖̹̰̰̒̃̽̎́̉̂̄͊̈͘̚c̸̪͊̀̓͗̈́́͂͠ợ̶̹͓͔̲͎̖͕̻̺̦̪̪̗͆̎́̽̚̕̚m̷̲̝͋̈̓́̿̍̾̋̈̃̀̐͠i̷̡̫͈̫̙̭͍̫̖̇n̶͎̬̝̻̲̭͇̺̏̍̏̎̉̇̈́͂̀͂͛̕͝ͅǵ̵̹̼̥̳̦͚̑̅͊̀̊ (eg. SCP-567, Han Song Doon anomaly)
 
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how does Chris have money to travel to Europe, I can't remember if he visited Europe before.

This must be his first trip to Europe and of all places he goes is to Finland

a country known for Moomin the band Lordi and F1 driver Mika Häkkinen
 
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