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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
*ugh.* confirmed for new
*ugh.* confirmed for new
September 3rd. Chris Whines to Highschool Classmate
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
I'm not surprised at this point. He did the same to Anna when she was complaining about being in debt, claiming he had more stress than her despite having a steady source of income and not having to work for it. This new post by him is just different day, same shit.
I'm not surprised at this point. He did the same to Anna when she was complaining about being in debt, claiming he had more stress than her despite having a steady source of income and not having to work for it. This new post by him is just different day, same shit.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
"past greater than a decade"
GOD DAMMIT!
To Chris, finding common ground is hearing about someone's problems and explaining to them how his are worse.
"past greater than a decade"
GOD DAMMIT!
To Chris, finding common ground is hearing about someone's problems and explaining to them how his are worse.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
Ugh, he can never stop calling trolls "Cyber-Bullys" can he?
Trolls are NOT exactly the same as Cyber Bullies, and nobody has ever "bullied" him on the internet.
Ugh, he can never stop calling trolls "Cyber-Bullys" can he?
Trolls are NOT exactly the same as Cyber Bullies, and nobody has ever "bullied" him on the internet.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
So you post on Facebook about how stressed you are because of your probably busy life of work and/or college and other real life problems? Here, have this wall of text of me whining about how much stressful my life of waking up at noon and not having a job or going to school is.
So you post on Facebook about how stressed you are because of your probably busy life of work and/or college and other real life problems? Here, have this wall of text of me whining about how much stressful my life of waking up at noon and not having a job or going to school is.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
See? i even let him keep the "ugh". Because I'm nice like that.
All he had to say was "Ugh. I'm sorry to hear that. I know exactly what you mean." and it would have been a perfectly fine, if not really good first comment to a new FB friend.Tubular Monkey said:
See? i even let him keep the "ugh". Because I'm nice like that.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
"Eyagh! I am stressed because when I woke up this morning, the world did not comform to my ridiculous fantasies there as such! It hasn't happened da last 2,000 mornings I woke up either, but what was I supposed to do, change my expectations??"
"Eyagh! I am stressed because when I woke up this morning, the world did not comform to my ridiculous fantasies there as such! It hasn't happened da last 2,000 mornings I woke up either, but what was I supposed to do, change my expectations??"
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It's enough to make you wanna crash into slumber
Y'know....sometimes I imagine showing the following image to Chris.
and explain the following facts to him:
1) In this photo is a child lying in the dirt, somewhere where it is probably 95 degrees in the shade.
2) He probably hasn't eaten in days, and hasn't had a drink in several hours.
3) The side effects of severe dehydration and protein malnutrition is crushing headaches and abdominal cramping.
4) He will suffer in agony for several more hours and then, when he is too weak to move anymore, the vulture will begin eating him alive.
5) You, as a white male heterosexual protestant christian in America, with access to running water, air conditioning and food on demand will NEVER, EVER suffer 1/100.000th as badly as this child.
Chris'tard's whiny self-pity reminds me of Edward Woodward's portrayal of the Ghost of Christmas Present....when he angrily told George C. Scotts Ebenezer Scrooge: "It may well be in the Sight of Heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than Millions like this poor man's child."
exball said:
Y'know....sometimes I imagine showing the following image to Chris.
and explain the following facts to him:
1) In this photo is a child lying in the dirt, somewhere where it is probably 95 degrees in the shade.
2) He probably hasn't eaten in days, and hasn't had a drink in several hours.
3) The side effects of severe dehydration and protein malnutrition is crushing headaches and abdominal cramping.
4) He will suffer in agony for several more hours and then, when he is too weak to move anymore, the vulture will begin eating him alive.
5) You, as a white male heterosexual protestant christian in America, with access to running water, air conditioning and food on demand will NEVER, EVER suffer 1/100.000th as badly as this child.
Chris'tard's whiny self-pity reminds me of Edward Woodward's portrayal of the Ghost of Christmas Present....when he angrily told George C. Scotts Ebenezer Scrooge: "It may well be in the Sight of Heaven you are more worthless and less fit to live than Millions like this poor man's child."
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
Is anyone else worried Chris's feeling faint and high blood pressure might be a serious medical condition that he's brushing off due to trolls? Are the trolls killing him? (Ok, that last question might be a wee dramitic)
Is anyone else worried Chris's feeling faint and high blood pressure might be a serious medical condition that he's brushing off due to trolls? Are the trolls killing him? (Ok, that last question might be a wee dramitic)
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
Thetan, you're on fire lately, just wanted to say.
I can't wait for one of his high school people to tell him off. Or say "Who the hell are you anyway?"
Thetan, you're on fire lately, just wanted to say.
I can't wait for one of his high school people to tell him off. Or say "Who the hell are you anyway?"
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
He has access to medical treatment, he has the power to turn off the internet. He has all the free time in the world to exercise. If he has a heart attack (not anything I'd ever wish on anyone, mind you,) it will first and foremost be due to him being too lazy to take charge.
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He has access to medical treatment, he has the power to turn off the internet. He has all the free time in the world to exercise. If he has a heart attack (not anything I'd ever wish on anyone, mind you,) it will first and foremost be due to him being too lazy to take charge.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
How to NOT annoy your new acquaintances 101 right here.
Thetan said:Way to make a good first impression Chris!
How to NOT annoy your new acquaintances 101 right here.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
If he has a heart-attack and survives it, he will never shut up about how badly the trolls ruined his life and gave him a heart attack. Not ever.
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If he has a heart-attack and survives it, he will never shut up about how badly the trolls ruined his life and gave him a heart attack. Not ever.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
There's the White Knight in me that hopes he gets that message. There's also the
in me that still hopes he gets that message. Too bad the only people who he'll listen to is his insane mother and Asspat Anna.
bradsternum said:
There's the White Knight in me that hopes he gets that message. There's also the
in me that still hopes he gets that message. Too bad the only people who he'll listen to is his insane mother and Asspat Anna.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
I have a feeling that Chris is quickly going to find himself in that Facebook purgatory of having people keep him on their friends list but block him from seeing their updates and unsubscribe from seeing his. Pretty soon it's just going to be Chris refreshing Facebook all day wondering why nobody but Anna and Waterman post anymore.
I have a feeling that Chris is quickly going to find himself in that Facebook purgatory of having people keep him on their friends list but block him from seeing their updates and unsubscribe from seeing his. Pretty soon it's just going to be Chris refreshing Facebook all day wondering why nobody but Anna and Waterman post anymore.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
I'm wondering, is this girl married? If her husband/boyfriend (or maybe girlfriend, I don't know) sees Chris's little whine fest, they might get pissed and tell him off. I mean, it'll probably be like the father call, where someone much bigger and stronger than him called him out for his bullshit and he promptly forgot everything that was said to him within the course of a day, all over again. I hope this happens so much!
I'm wondering, is this girl married? If her husband/boyfriend (or maybe girlfriend, I don't know) sees Chris's little whine fest, they might get pissed and tell him off. I mean, it'll probably be like the father call, where someone much bigger and stronger than him called him out for his bullshit and he promptly forgot everything that was said to him within the course of a day, all over again. I hope this happens so much!
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Y'know....sometimes I imagine showing the following image to Chris.
This literally made my heart level Fuck, the photographer killed himself. Fuck.
I really hate Chris after looking at that picture.
LordCustos3 said:
Y'know....sometimes I imagine showing the following image to Chris.
This literally made my heart level
Fuck, the photographer killed himself. Fuck.I really hate Chris after looking at that picture.
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Re: Chris Whines About Trolls To One Of His New FB Friends
But yeah, I rarely unfriend anyone, I just do what you said. Chris will be shouting into a dark room that he thinks is full of listeners, but really they snuck out the door as soon as they saw him liking pony toy pages.
Why should anyone be worried? He's not brushing it off due to trolls. He's just brushing it off. He's had doctors telling him for years what life changes need to happen for him to get better, but he won't do any of it.Pikonic said:
Marvin and I started calling him Watermelon.applecat said:
But yeah, I rarely unfriend anyone, I just do what you said. Chris will be shouting into a dark room that he thinks is full of listeners, but really they snuck out the door as soon as they saw him liking pony toy pages.
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