$ Serious (LINK) Thread - I am one stinky MOFO

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Status-6. said:
Bitcoin is kind of like a tree, right? It has rings and stuff which can't be changed and you can open it up and look at the history and agree where all the rings are. And ethereum is kind of like the leaves. They're scattered around the branches off of the tree and have veins and shit on them for writing things on. But when you write on one, it copies over to all the other leaves. Which is good because if you look at 1 leaf you'll know that it is legit if it says the same things as the rest of the leaves.
So this is where Chainlink comes in. Chainlink is like a nigger jerking off on to the soil at the base of the tree. His cum is kind of like the external data which your bitcoin tree feeds to the ethereum leaves. So basically feeds the tree with stuff that it needs to give to the leaves which are asking for nutrients and stuff.
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Tron is better than chainlink, sweetie. Sorry.
 
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Begemot said:
Tron is better than chainlink, sweetie. Sorry.
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If you ever speak to me like that again I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'll shovel the whole street of snow into your house and then hide the shovels. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high you won't be able to pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack.
 
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https://cointelegraph.com/news/chainlink-rolls-out-ocr-system-upgrade-reducing-gas-costs-tenfold
$1000 EOY is FUD
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Pulled a ton of market profits to go near YOLO with the last 43k btc dip. I filled up on btc and link. The $23 link -> $30 link has already given a decent ROI. Testing 50k again on btc, and it's going to push through like a prom date playing the "just the tip" game.
 
Status-6. said:
Bitcoin is kind of like a tree, right? It has rings and stuff which can't be changed and you can open it up and look at the history and agree where all the rings are. And ethereum is kind of like the leaves. They're scattered around the branches off of the tree and have veins and shit on them for writing things on. But when you write on one, it copies over to all the other leaves. Which is good because if you look at 1 leaf you'll know that it is legit if it says the same things as the rest of the leaves.
So this is where Chainlink comes in. Chainlink is like a nigger jerking off on to the soil at the base of the tree. His cum is kind of like the external data which your bitcoin tree feeds to the ethereum leaves. So basically feeds the tree with stuff that it needs to give to the leaves which are asking for nutrients and stuff.
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This post convinced me that investing in LINK is a good idea. Not only that's but also I've been watching its growth since last June when I first started seeing it get mentioned. I remember kicking myself for not getting on ETH when that was still at 20 bucks, no fucking way I'm not going to have some stake in LINK. I'm pretty confident in this little coin.
 
SmokingPig said:
This post convinced me that investing in LINK is a good idea. Not only that's but also I've been watching its growth since last June when I first started seeing it get mentioned. I remember kicking myself for not getting on ETH when that was still at 20 bucks, no fucking way I'm not going to have some stake in LINK. I'm pretty confident in this little coin.
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Link is up less than many other coins. Everything is up. Fucking Turtlecoin jumped 600%.
 
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Never Scored said:
Link is up less than many other coins. Everything is up. Fucking Turtlecoin jumped 600%.
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Yeah that's true haha, just saying that there is some parts I like about Link in the way the tech works on that crypto. Though everything in crypto is doing well right now, lots of money shifting around.
 
Cool Dog said:
Is there a graph or something showing which coins had the highest ROI in the last months?
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I just watch the top ten or so on Coin Gecko, and I was watching TRTL because I was mining it before it shot up and got too hard to mine. You can just use a calculator to see how much you would have made.

Past performance doesn't dictate future performance though.
 
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You're never getting to the ATH, you credulous fools..


[Verse]
Well, there's a guy named Sergey, big as can be
In his plaid blue shirt, so easy to see (oh yeah)
He's sittin' by the window, dumpin' Chainlink all day
But it ain't about the money, it's about Big Macs, they say
With every token sold, he takes a bite, what a sight

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Fat Sergey in a plaid blue shirt, eatin' Big Macs
Dumpin' Chainlink tokens, makin' stacks of snacks
He ain't worried 'bout the market crash, no sir
He's just lovin' that beefy goodness, can't you see?
Fat Sergey and his tasty feast, livin' large, that's the least (ooh-yeah)
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no no no you guys are doing it all wrong, you were supposed to invest rupees
 
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