Serious question about dicks.

They think it makes them a player; especially if they're sending the same picture to multiple women. Extra player points if they can compare it to something reeaalllyyy impressive like a deodorant can.

It's annoying and weird sure, but there's nothing quite like the butthurt when you respond with "Okay I can see why you're concerned enough to show me that, but I'm not a doctor sweetie I can't help you".
examples of butthurt please
 
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examples of butthurt please
Eh, only had opportunity to use it a few times. The first time I just got blocked, the second time they told me I was just soooo hilarious with absolutely no sarcasm intended at all before they blocked me and the third time was "Yeah well I don't even remember your name you fucking cow" (despite the fact he'd made me add him into his contacts) and then I was blocked.

They have a point; I mean it's childish and petty. But then again so is sending someone a picture of your dick because you know they're in a lecture.
 
Fucking smooth operator, surprised you didn't beg him for another chance.
I would have but he blocked me before I got the chance to beg for his forgiveness. Now I'll never get the chance to have another conversation where I'm too drunk to hear what he's saying so I just smile vaguely at him :heart-empty:
 
I would have but he blocked me before I got the chance to beg for his forgiveness. Now I'll never get the chance to have another conversation where I'm too drunk to hear what he's saying so I just smile vaguely at him :heart-empty:
I imagine the blocking only drove you wilder with grief and lust. You should count yourself lucky though, you can say you looked into the eyes of greatness. At least you have your memories.
 
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