Server Relocation & Rule Changes

[Tiny Clanger]

Do we get a free panda? They've bred loads of the buggers, the place is awash with them.

Meh. Patience is not my thing. I want my panda now. Even more than my panda, I want to see the postman try to deliver it.

Shall we all learn how to say "fuck" in Chinese as a thank-you to our gracious hosts?

 

[YW 525]

Allow our content to be used in Chinese 'public service announcements' regarding the decadence and imminent collapse of western civilization

So you're telling me that I get to be a part of some dumb red plot that will probably accomplish the opposite of what they intend?

lol why hire communist slave labor when a capitalist will happily do it for free

 

[Positron]

Shall we all learn how to say "fuck" in Chinese as a thank-you to our gracious hosts?

Mandarin:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/我操#Chinese

Cantonese:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh-yue/1/15/Diu.ogg

 

[obliviousbeard]

Semper fi to all chopstick kiwis

 

[YW 525]

Also...

Remove any statements from any user that would, quote: "threaten or criticize the territorial integrity &/or sovereignty of the People's Republic of China".

I'm gonna get fucking banned from here too, now.

This is pretty gay, Null. It's not your fault, this is just really fucking gay. Where the fuck did my internet go?

Hnnnng shit shit this sucks.

Bye guys. It's been a fun time.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Block China, any Chinese people who actually care know how to use VPNs.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Happy April Fools Day @Null. Nice try you silly cum gargling dog.

Edit: where did the salt mine go? I need my Rosanne salt.

 

[MMX]

Glory to the peoples republic
Death to GDI

 

[ICametoLurk]

Allow @Dynastia to make the England Sub-forum when gets unbanned as it would help greatly to fulfill the 1st rule.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

Glory to the peoples republic
Death to GDI

Oh god... right in the nostalgia

 

[Sparky Lurker]

where did the salt mine go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_in_Chinese_history

 

[TenMilesWide]

And here I thought leaving BC would free me of these chinese shackles.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_in_Chinese_history

I swear I had a joke about the Chinese being salty somewhere.

 

[Hiragana]

肏你祖宗十八代

 

[TL 532]

We can't be both CIA niggers and Chinese autism agents. I'm pretty sure they're mutually exclusive.

 

[shitavious jenkems]

Chiang Kai-Shek a.k.a. "Chicken Shit" is not my presidnet. He is Western imperialist capitalist running dog puppet and probably Japanese island dwarf as well. Taiwan rightfur Chinese clay, indivisible. Little Red Book and Mao Zedong not KMT and Ai WeiWei OK. Praise Confucius

 

[knux]

If it keeps the place going I'm all for it.
Any idea though why the previous host kicked the site? Was Vordrak endlessly harassing them?

 

[Florence]

@Flowers For Sonichu does not adequately respect his Chinese overlords. He must be sent for re-education.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Allow our content to be used in Chinese 'public service announcements' regarding the decadence and imminent collapse of western civilization,

Lolcows are now going to be part of Chinese public service announcements, showing how retarded the west has become.

We are going down in history, boys.

 

[Raiken]

Next frontier: space