Former Friends of Phil
Seth Collins
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25 Years Old
June 9th, 1991
From Citrus Park, Florida
Residing in Portland, Oregon
Supported by Chloe Sagal and Rani Bakr
Seth is one of those rare breed of people that would die if drama left their lives and the attention dried up. He is effectively Tumblr Incarnate, a loud and screechy demiboy genderqueer gay af transsexual faggot who has offered nothing to society but continues to act as a drain upon it and everyone who interact with him. But I'm getting ahead of myself...
Seth began life as a young man of little note in Tampa, Floria. Growing up he attended Braulio Alonso High School where his love for technology and "cybersecurity" both flourished and died. Not much of his early life is currently known, but based on his own words Seth was regularly bullied for his lack of conformity and obnoxious, outlandish behaviors.
For a brief time after high school, Seth
worked at Steak n' Shake [
archive] before being eventually
employed at Best Buy [
archive] working the shelves. It was during this time that his "queer" behavior began to flourish, as it afforded the fey and unattractive young man an excuse to dress flamboyantly and act obnoxiously. He appears to have had an alter-ego, or a headmate, named "Sage", and that with Sage he would describe himself as an "uncle/aunt, son/daughter, and worker".
For reasons unknown, Seth left his employment at Best Buy. Perhaps it could have been repercussions of an unearthed
arrest in 2011 [
archive] for resisting arrest and trespassing at an occupy rally. Maybe it was his
2012 arrest [
archive] for assaulting a police officer.
Or
another 2012 arrest [
archive] for obstruction, trespassing, and assaulting an officer.
Most likely, it was from
his petty theft arrest [
archive] in April of 2015.
Regardless of the reason for his termination, this marks one of the last times that Seth would be employed in any meaningful fashion. Since then, Seth's activities moved into the realm of white babies everywhere: communism, snowflakeness, genderbending, mooching on his friends and family, and trying to make normies uncomfortable.
Seth came to our attention because of his brief stint as friends with Phil, encouraging Phil's stupidity with nonsequitors and calls for red revolutions. However it did not take long for Phil's racism and aggressive behavior to catch up with him and in less than 2 months, Seth had removed him from his friends list on Facebook.
Even still, Phil continued to suck up to him, commenting and liking posts, until Seth grew weary and eventually blocked him outright. This came just at the time
his crowdfunding venture yielded fruit [
archive] and he could run away from his awful abusive mother who made him pay her for rent and food, so he could live in squaller with Chloe Sagal and Rani Bakr. He takes after his girlfriend Chloe a lot, with his belief he is being stalked and harassed, and unfairly punished by everyone for who he is instead of
how he is.
As of this writing, Szaeg and Chloe managed to get themselves and Rani kicked out of at least one place of residence. He briefly found employment as a stock boy at a grocery store before publicly accusing his boss of sexually harassing him less than a month after being hired. This is the grand culmination all of his "self education" in the fields of IT and cybersecurity.
He also, as many of the lowest intelligence Rat King like to do, kicks the hornets nest to impress a girlfriend that is more than a decade older than he, and a roommate who just had his dick cut off despite not having permanent housing or employment. He obviously fits right in. I will say I'm surprised
@EyeWasATeenageMallgoth encourages this nonsense, though. I guess the Portland trans community will stick by idiots like Chloe and Seth for much longer than is reasonable or appropriate.
Huge amounts of praise should be heaped at
@Yellow Yam Scam and
@zedkissed60 for doing almost all the heavy lifting on this one. They knocked it out of the park. Thanks so much guys.
Additional reading:
Email:
ghollingszaeg@gmail.com
Mother, or Aunt:
https://www.facebook.com/victoria.french.50
tumblr:
https://tmotr.tumblr.com/
tumblr2:
http://sage-cacophonie.tumblr.com/ [
archive]
soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/sage-antonia-collins
g+:
https://plus.google.com/108082771912038731143/about
instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/_slaad_/ [
archive]
linkedin:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/sage-collins-99973a110
And some nudes because why not. At least he's one of the few in the Rat King that isn't fat and has an average sized dick.
